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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Try telling that to Vaughn!!!
I bought him a black jacket and it had 2 pink drawstrings... he hates it lol

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Asked a girl I was dating if she had some chapstick. Parched lips are bad. Slickery lips are better. So she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, I said "it doesnt matter"

Well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room I had to promptly put it away... just couldn't use it. At least not in public. Slender pink thing. With glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

Might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

Man card violation.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

I think bowling is fun Shazzy... maybe we're dorks? :confused:

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Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:

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Originally Posted by kp2171

asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

man card violation.

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Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it... ;)

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Originally Posted by Krazi

sex in the movies is great!!! the car thing is out unless you have a desinated driver behind the wheel. House parties are still in but not as fun/safe...to many idiots out there now-a-days....

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The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!

Aw... I liked the other avi, sarah...

Not that there's much wrong with that one.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

man card violation.

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I'm picturing it and the look on your face is priceless.

Not many men can pull off sparkles! :)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

aw... i liked the other avi, sarah...

not that theres much wrong with that one.

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---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by kp2171

might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

man card violation.

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I nearly choked on the my chocolate reading that!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it...;)

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No can do... that "personal" vibe belonged to a girl. Lost it when I packed up her crap and left it on the front porch.

Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiancé... This is really starting to get annoying guys

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

Sarah

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You set records weekly on changing your avi... almost gives me a headache! :mad:

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:

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Bowling sucks. You wear shoes that have been worn by 2 million other people, you run down a lane throw a ball and try to knock over pins. Where's the fun in that?

Now, if they had my exes lined up like pins then I'd be a pro bowler, loving every minute of it! :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:

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Awww I like a bit of change!
I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiance...This is really starting to get annoying guys

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What on earth did you say?

Elevator sex!!

Why can't I get an animated pic? [not allowed?]

Kp... glitter lip gloss??
Lmao!

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Awww I like a bit of change!
I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p

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Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi... the world collapses.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

Sarah

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The candid you just had up.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:

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I like change.

I get bored.

What can I say.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!

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Sex in the car, the only thing the old boat cars of the 80s were good for.

Least you had some room to maneuver. Cars now a days, no way.

Road head is still optional in all vehicles and the reason not to purchase a stick shift.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.

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Yeah but everyone loves your avi lol
You are permitted to change it, but it must be another tiger :p