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  • Apr 30, 2009, 10:54 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by isneezefunny View Post
    dude. We're saying bye to diego's testicles...

    I just said hello to mine...

    T m I
  • Apr 30, 2009, 10:55 AM
    mudweiser

    Speaking of frolicking and spring.. I'm deciding on what bathing suits to buy:

    Help?

    Skinny Dip Swimwear & Bikinis 61000 - 2 PC Retro Halter Bikini with O-rings and Tie Side Bottoms

    Leg Avenue Skinny Dip - White Terrycloth Cover Up Dress w/ Eyelet Ruffles

    OR

    Skinny Dip Swimwear 61042 - Striped Bandeau Top Bikini with Low Rise Scoop Bottom with Rope Weave

    I am in the shapiest shape... so hmm..

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:00 AM
    kp2171
    I

    Love

    Swimsuit

    Season

    ... actually, the first day in the spring, when the weather is warm enough that women all wear skirts... that is xmas in, well, spring...
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:04 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    never licked a what? nevermind...

    A frolic. :p
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:04 AM
    mudweiser

    Haha.

    Hrmm.. well I got invited to someone's pool party for next weekend. I know I should be saving money but I haven't treated myself in a loooooonnnggg time.

    :)

    SArAhhhh
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:05 AM
    Alty

    I hate bathing suit shopping. My upper half doesn't match my lower half. Bikini shopping is a full day event, even then I usually leave empty handed.

    Any volunteers to go shopping with me? You can hold my purse while I try on bathing suits!

    I may need some help doing up the back. :)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:11 AM
    kp2171
    I vote for the retro halter pink w/ white dots... the red and white bandeau just doesn't look like you can move in it w/out constantly adjusting. At least the halter looks like it might have some support.

    The white is fine. Not absolutely in love with it, but covers more and is cute enough... if a little more coverage makes you more comfy, its cute.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:11 AM
    mudweiser

    I can go with you Alty :)

    No worries. I'm not perfect. I have a booty that won't fit in most jeans :(

    KP: Thanks that's what I was thinking ;)

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:15 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I hate bathing suit shopping. My upper half doesn't match my lower half. Bikini shopping is a full day event, even then I usually leave empty handed.

    Been with a girl who bought two sizes of the same dress for a wedding... a long skirt bottom and a halter-ish type top with a bolero jacket... they were on super sale, so the 10 top with the 6 bottom worked out and cost no more than one dress regular... she needed the waist altered for the top, but at least it fit her without cutting off all circulation to her chest...
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:19 AM
    Alty
    4 Attachment(s)

    Here are some that I like.

    All basically the same style, but I think it would look good on most body types.

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  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    been with a girl who bought two sizes of the same dress for a wedding... a long skirt bottom and a halter-ish type top with a bolero jacket... they were on super sale, so the 10 top with the 6 bottom worked out and cost no more than one dress regular... she needed the waist altered for the top, but at least it fit her without cutting off all circulation to her chest...

    That's exactly my problem. I have a large chest, small rib cage, small waist and I have hips.

    I should really sew my own swim suit. With my luck the seams would come undone the first time I wore it. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:24 AM
    mudweiser

    Alty. That's why you mismatch swim suits. Large/Medium up top and a small on the bottom.

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:25 AM
    Alty

    Large medium on top doesn't work Muddy. I'm a 32F bra size, not easy to find one that fits both around the rib cage and holds in the girls. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Unknown008

    Alty, that's the first time I see such swimsuit models...
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:27 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Alty, that's the first time I see such swimsuit models...

    You're welcome! ;):D
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:27 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Large medium on top doesn't work Muddy. I'm a 32F bra size, not easy to find one that fits both around the rib cage and holds in the girls. ;)

    YEOwsers 32F- boy-o I'm just a 34 C!

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:28 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    yEOwsers 32F- boy-o I'm just a 34 C!

    Sarah

    Ya, they're not small by any means. :(

    I do have to say, I get a lot of glances when I do wear a bikini. I'm constantly checking to make sure I haven't popped out.

    No worries while in Germany, then I just go to the topless beaches, burn in places I never want to burn again! ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:29 AM
    mudweiser

    Your husband must love 'em ;)

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:31 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Your husband must love 'em ;)

    Sarah

    Yes, he does. Darn man! ;)

    I want to get a breast reduction, they're starting to hurt my back, me no likey!

    We'll see though. Hubby is against it, but he doesn't have to lug them around. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:32 AM
    mudweiser

    I would say!

    I want implants haha.. My boobies look like a B more than a C.

    But then again...

    How do guys feel about girls getting implants?

    KP? KC?Sneezy? Friend4u?

    Sarah

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