Ask Me Help Desk - The Shiny Castle of Doom, much prettier than the old one.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Adam I couldn't catch ya anyway....but I could hire someone who could.....:) :rolleyes:;)

Ah, why bother running when I would just die tired.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Ah, why bother running when I would just die tired.

No worries, you're a bud... :)

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Wow, I never thought i would live to see the day where I made a sig line. That makes my day. Now you can be in my will and get my tv.

Seeing as I'm older then you, I'm not going to hold my breath. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Seeing as I'm older then you, I'm not going to hold my breath. ;)

Alty, would you be willing to sign all these post pages if I printed them up and had the bound? I'm sure that there would be some form of royalties. :)

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Waiting

Waiting

Waiting...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Seeing as I'm older then you, I'm not going to hold my breath. ;)

Ya never know. I just lost a friend who was 25 years old. You never know when God says its over. He was the nicest guy in the world and never did any wrong and just all of a sudden he died in his sleep because his heart stopped beating. I could be next.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

No worries, you're a bud....:)

Thanks Stringer, good to be under the wing

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Ya never know. I just lost a friend who was 25 years old. You never know when God says its over. He was the nicest guy in the world and never did any wrong and just all of a sudden he died in his sleep because his heart stopped beating. I could be next.

Don't even think that way Adam, I need all the friends that I can get. You hear me!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Don't even think that way Adam, I need all the friends that I can get. You hear me!

10-4! I hear you loud and clear. I won't let you down.

Ok, I have one more phone call to make about business and then I need to go cut the hedges and water the lawn,, in this 90 degree weather. I have put it off for way too long...

And I need to do something a little physical...

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Originally Posted by adam_89

10-4! I hear you loud and clear. I won't let you down.

Good man... later. :)

Hehe, I have a 32" in my bedroom, I have a 26" in my living room, go figure!

Aww... I want in on the quote sig too! :(

Hehe, I'm sure if I deserved it, I would be...
Until then, let's all encourage Alt to stop being so self conscious about her age! I mean, my mom is older than her too! :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Alty, would you be willing to sign all these post pages if I printed them up and had the bound? I'm sure that there would be some form of royalties. :)

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How much money are we talking about?

Will you include pictures? :eek:

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Hehe, I have a 32" in my bedroom, I have a 26" in my living room, go figure!

Aww... I want in on the quote sig too! :(

Hehe, I'm sure if I deserved it, I would be...
Until then, let's all encourage Alt to stop being so self conscious about her age! I mean, my mom is older than her too! :p

Say something funny, you get on the sig line. It has to be original, all you, and make me giggle.

I'll be watching.

Yay, I'm younger then your mom, I feel so alive, I could just jump up and down with happiness. Wait, you could break a hip that way! :eek:

Tell you what, I'll give you $1,000,000 if you get me a copy with the shaky-butt bunny on the cover! ;)
It has to be moving, like in the Harry Potter movies though!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Say something funny, you get on the sig line. It has to be original, all you, and make me giggle.

I'll be watching.

Yay, I'm younger then your mom, I feel so alive, I could just jump up and down with happiness. Wait, you could break a hip that way! :eek:

Something funny! :D
Naah, I'm sure when the time is right, I'll score.

Wait, "you could break a hip"? Are you calling me old?
(goes to the corner to cry)
::cry::

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

How much money are we talking about?

Will you include pictures? :eek:

Pictures, yes (possibly send some that will include the guy population's interest) no problem.

We can have the cover embedded in gold trim... and oh yeah I need you to sing this release form here... nothing to worry about, standard form you know...

Sign... right... here X_____________________________________________

It is almost 5. Do you know how happy that makes me? Very Happy.

Ok for the first time in 2 years, I just had a tractor come in to the landfill to dump trash. That is definitely the first around here. At least in my time.

It's five o'clock somewhere!
(It's a song, go look it up! It'll make you happy! ;):))

Don't forget to give me a copy of that book. You can just make it a picture book for me if you want.

Oh and how was that hedge trimming?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

It is almost 5. Do you know how happy that makes me? Very Happy.

Ok for the first time in 2 years, I just had a tractor come in to the landfill to dump trash. That is definately the first around here. Atleast in my time.

Adam, we are spreading out to northwest Indiana. I have been down there several times on business trips recently, what town is it that you live in? If you think that I won't know it give me something larger that is close...

Last time down there I was thinking about cha...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Pictures, yes (possibly send some that will include the guy population's interest) no problem.

We can have the cover embedded in gold trim...and oh yeah I need you to sing this release form here...nothing to worry about, standard form ya know....

Sign ... right...here X_____________________________________________

I sign nothing without reading the fine print. My daddy taught me that. And the car dealership! :eek:

Pics that the boys will like. Oh, I have one of me as a baby, soooo cute. Will that do? ;)

I can't sing. :(

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

It's five o'clock somewhere!
(It's a song, go look it up! It'll make you happy! ;):))

Yea Yea Yea, I believe it is Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett. Good song and makes me happy

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Don't forget to give me a copy of that book. You can just make it a picture book for me if you want.

Oh and how was that hedge trimming?

Hedge trimming... still in the planning stage I am afraid, need to get going...

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Don't forget to give me a copy of that book. You can just make it a picture book for me if you want.

Oh and how was that hedge trimming?

Adam, I just laughed so hard that I'm crying at my desk. I may have peed my pants.

You asked about hedge trimming, I though you were talking to me. I've never called the kitty a hedge before, but still gave me a chuckle. :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I sign nothing without reading the fine print. My daddy taught me that. And the car dealership! :eek:

Pics that the boys will like. Oh, I have one of me as a baby, soooo cute. Will that do? ;)

I can't sing. :(

No, it won't be an audio book...

Baby pics... hmmmm? Nope.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

No, it won't be an audio book.....

Baby pics.....hmmmm? Nope.

Let me guess, you want pictures of the hedge, or the mountains to the north.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Adam, we are spreading out to northwest Indiana. I have been down there several times on business trips recently, what town is it that you live in? If you think that i won't know it give me something larger that is close....

Last time down there I was thinking about cha.....

I live in Bedford which is close to the big town of Bloomington, and I work in brownstown which is close to Seymour which is pretty big. Right now I am at work which is about a half hour from columbus, Indiana. Any of those sound familiar? Where was you at exactly.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Adam, I just laughed so hard that I'm crying at my desk. I may have peed my pants.

You asked about hedge trimming, I though you were talking to me. I've never called the kitty a hedge before, but still gave me a chuckle. :p

YOU are not thoroughly reading the posts my dear... :D:):D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Let me guess, you want pictures of the hedge, or the mountains to the north.

Answers when you sign... :);)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

YOU are not thoroughly reading the posts my dear.....:D:):D

They're going by too fast, I'm tired, my eyes hurt, I ran out of coffee! :o

Naah, I think he is referring to the "bush" the "kitty" is under! ;)
(BTW: Stringer was talking about real hedge trimming)

Sorry, but I have to go.
Have to shower, dress, library, then 2 job interviews.
Wish me luck!

In the meantime, tell me what you think on the guide I posted for teens:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ut-385636.html

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Answers when you sign...:);)

Answers first, signature later.

I know how to do business Sir Stringer. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Answers first, signature later.

I know how to do business Sir Stringer. :)

How about a drink/s first? You seem a little too cautious...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Adam, I just laughed so hard that I'm crying at my desk. I may have peed my pants.

You asked about hedge trimming, I though you were talking to me. I've never called the kitty a hedge before, but still gave me a chuckle. :p

That about made me pee my pants and I really got to pee, That is pretty funny thinking in that matter.

So did you get my post about the location there Stringer?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

How about a drink/s first? You seem a little too cautious.....

Hmm, is there a down side to this? I have to think about it.

Your place or mine?

A bar?

A lounge?

Who's serving the drinks?

What kind of drinks?

When will we meet?

Can I bring my lawyer?

Caution is a good thing Stringer, but I trust you, sort of. ;)

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I live in Bedford which is close to the big town of Bloomington, and I work in brownstown which is close to Seymour which is pretty big. Right now I am at work which is about a half hour from columbus, Indiana. any of those sound familiar? where was you at exactly.

West of Chicago in a suburb. No, I have to look it up I think. We are presently in Merrillville, Dryer, those areas but have been expanding toward Indianapolis Adam.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hmm, is there a down side to this? I have to think about it.

Your place or mine?

A bar?

A lounge?

Who's serving the drinks?

What kind of drinks?

When will we meet?

Can I bring my lawyer?

Caution is a good thing Stringer, but I trust you, sort of. ;)

We go way back... I am a salesman, would I EVER lie to you... come on now hon, would I?

Whatever and wherever you want the drinks... sign. (Forgot to add the >>>> :))

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Originally Posted by Stringer

West of Chicago in a suburb. No, I have to look it up I think. We are presently in Merrillville, Dryer, those areas but have been expanding toward Indianapolis Adam.

Oh, OK, I see. I definitely know where Indianapolis is but I am about 90 miles south of Indy. I haven't heard of those other places. I doubt you will travel much down here in these small towns but you never know.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Oh, ok, I see. I definately know where Indianapolis is but I am about 90 miles south of Indy. I haven't heard of those other places. I doubt you will travel much down here in these small towns but ya never know.

I like the people in Indiana, they seem to be pretty nice people, like yourself.