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  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:47 PM
    Torrid13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    People with "mental problems" are usually extremely honest! It was a huge compliment!

    I KNEW I was a princess! ^_^
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:48 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    I'm seriously a magnet for the most unconventional people ever. Once at a restaurant, I was eating by myself, enjoying some "me" time. The waiter gets to talking to me, and eventually he's like, "I'm really interested in you. Want to go on a date?"

    I wasn't interested, so I said, "No thank you, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not quite ready to get involved yet."

    HE STARTED CRYING! WHAT THE HECK?!


    I felt so embarassed, so I was like, "What's wrong?!"

    He sniffled, wiped his face with his arm, and said, "I'm crying because...SOMEONE BROKE YOUR HEART!!"

    I wanted to die.

    I don't look scary or smell...lol one day I'll find someone somewhat normal. xD

    All I can say is wow, and I don't mean to laugh at other peoples misfortunes.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:49 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    I feel you Torrie. Ask alty... I attract the crazies.

    ... Actually, I attract the deceptive ones. They at first, seem normal, then for some reason, TURN crazy. Like... full blown, get me a straightjacket and an episode on Maury crazy...
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:50 PM
    adam_89

    Kind of like the muffin girl?
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:51 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Like right now, this really cute Italian lady sat down next to me, using her computer, and she can't use the AT&T hotspot, so I kindly enter my password in for her so that she can use it. She thanks me, and we talk for a little...

    ... then her THREE KIDS show up. What?? There's no way this woman was fertilized thrice.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:51 PM
    Torrid13

    It's okay, Adam. I laugh at it, too. It just gives me another story to make myself more interesting than I already am.

    Interesting = Man Magnet. ;)

    Sneezy, I can totally sympathize. I'm seriously considering writing a book about all my crazy male experiences.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:54 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Kinda like the muffin girl?

    JUST like the muffin girl.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ip-249255.html

    Post #9
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:56 PM
    Torrid13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    Like right now, this really cute Italian lady sat down next to me, using her computer, and she can't use the AT&T hotspot, so I kindly enter my password in for her so that she can use it. She thanks me, and we talk for a little...

    ...then her THREE KIDS show up. what?!?? There's no way this woman was fertilized thrice.

    Mi dispeace, parlo solo un a di'italiano!

    But seriously.

    Once I was talking to this guy in a long line outside of a Game Stop, and we're having a good time, sparks are flying, awesomesauce. He was answering some texts every now and then, but I didn't pay attention.

    Suddenly, this blonde girl comes STORMING up where I'm standing and is like, "HE TOLD YOU HE'S TAKEN! CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?!" I was mortified! I said, "What are you talking about?!"

    He was texting his girlfriend, telling her he told me he was taken, but I was continuing to be persistent.

    ...
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:56 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post

    Haha, I remember reading it and had to bring it up. It is definitely one of those situations.

    Definitely a good read for those who haven't read it.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 12:58 PM
    adam_89

    Wow, did you know you can't use the letter W... T... F in a row? That is crazy.

    Sorry, I just caught that and was amused
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Torrid13

    I just read "Muffin Girl" and I must say, that's hardcore crazy right there.

    See, that's what happens when you talk to the quiet, lonely people in the class and take them home with you.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:01 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    I feel ya Torrie. Ask alty...I attract the crazies.

    You calling me crazy? :(
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:01 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Did I mention how pretty you are shazzie?
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:05 PM
    adam_89

    Is it 5 yet? Or at least somewhere? I am dying here.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:05 PM
    Torrid13

    Nope, it's 4:05pm in my part o' the woods.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:08 PM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    I feel ya Torrie. Ask alty...I attract the crazies.

    ...Actually, I attract the deceptive ones. They at first, seem normal, then for some reason, TURN crazy. like...full blown, get me a straightjacket and an episode on Maury crazy...

    Sneezy all women are crazy... it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies... :cool:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:10 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Sneezy all women are crazy...it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies...:cool:

    I am not crazy, I'm eccentric. Wait, don't you have to be rich for that?

    Crap!

    You suck! ;)
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:10 PM
    Torrid13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Sneezy all women are crazy...it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies...:cool:

    No offense taken! It gives me an excuse to be on meds! :D
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:10 PM
    Alty

    I just cut my sons hair. He looks like a little G.I. Joe.

    Hee, hee.

    I guess I should tell him I'm not a hairdresser.

    NA! :)
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    No offense taken! It gives me an excuse to be on meds! :D

    Ditto! :cool:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:11 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    Did I mention how pretty you are shazzie?

    Pretty crazy apparently :p

    Haha no I admit, I am a nutjob, a looney, a crazy, a mental, a head case, a freak...

    Put it all together and you get... eccentric!

    I like that Alty, I'm using that from now on :D
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:16 PM
    Torrid13

    It's all storming heavily outside... guess I'm staying on AMHD the rest of the day!
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:19 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    It's all storming heavily outside...guess I'm staying on AMHD the rest of the day!

    Day? What's that, I sleep during the day :p

    It's nearly light here, once the sun creeps up then it's bed time ;)
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Pretty crazy apparently :p

    Haha no I admit, I am a nutjob, a looney, a crazy, a mental, a head case, a freak....

    Put it all together and you get... eccentric!

    I like that Alty, I'm using that from now on :D

    Apparently you don't have to have money;

    eccentric; In popular usage, eccentricity refers to unusual or odd behavior on the part of an individual. This behavior would typically be perceived as unusual or unnecessary, without being demonstrably maladaptive. Eccentricity is contrasted with "normal" behavior, the nearly universal means by which individuals in society solve given problems and pursue certain priorities in everyday life. People who consistently display benignly eccentric behavior are labelled as "eccentrics."

    That's me! :cool:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:22 PM
    Torrid13

    Maladaptive, eh?


    I took a shot for that once.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:41 PM
    shazamataz

    Sounds like a drug.

    "Gotta go round back and score some maladaptive"

    :D

    I was very eccentric in College, well eccentric looking anyway... or was that homeless looking? Hmmmm
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:41 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Sounds like a drug.

    "Gotta go round back and score some maladaptive"

    :D

    I was very eccentric in College, well eccentric looking anyway... or was that homeless looking? hmmmm

    The homeless look is in.

    Just saying. ;)
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:44 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The homeless look is in.

    Just sayin. ;)

    I can't keep up with what's 'in' these days... does that mean I'm getting old? :eek:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I can't keep up with what's 'in' these days... does that mean I'm getting old? :eek:

    You're only as old as you feel.

    OMG, am I dead? :eek:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:53 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You're only as old as you feel.

    OMG, am I dead? :eek:

    ZOMBIE! :eek:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    ZOMBIE! :eek:

    I'm much better looking then a zombie.

    Aren't I? :confused:
  • Jul 27, 2009, 01:57 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm much better looking then a zombie.

    Aren't I? :confused:

    Haha, much better! ;)
  • Jul 27, 2009, 02:16 PM
    kp2171
    I sense two cute girls talking smack for no good reason.

    You both make my blood pressure sky high.

    So stop it.

    Or keep it up.

    I'm not sure.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 02:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i sense two cute girls talking smack for no good reason.

    you both make my blood pressure sky high.

    so stop it.

    or keep it up.

    im not sure.

    Keeping it up.

    Actually, isn't that your job?

    Ahhhh! Wrong thread. Again!

    I'm so bad. :(
  • Jul 27, 2009, 07:51 PM
    startover22
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... huh, I mean, hey how's it going?
  • Jul 27, 2009, 08:58 PM
    Torrid13

    Bleh.

    I'm in a poor mood.
  • Jul 27, 2009, 09:00 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    And why is that my poor Torrie?
  • Jul 27, 2009, 09:05 PM
    Torrid13

    There just comes a day when you find out that the people you thought were your good friends and you could depend on...


    ... well, they're just complete whores.

    D:<
  • Jul 27, 2009, 09:06 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    I agree wholeheartedly. This is why I trust no one... except my immediate family. I bring no one close. I am, as one of our beloved amhd-ers would call me, "ruthless."
  • Jul 27, 2009, 09:07 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Torrid13 View Post
    There just comes a day when you find out that the people you thought were your good friends and you could depend on...


    ...well, they're just complete whores.

    D:<

    Take my advice... explode them... you'll feel a lot better... :cool:

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