:: CLANG ::

:: dungeon door slams on red and sunny ::

Now we've got you!

Beats me sunny... there all 'your in so much trouble' and then split..
We really should make the most of it...
All these plans and we never really do anything...
How about we flood the castle?

Seamus sit!

Why don't we put the fake sheriff in queen altys bed?

I'm running out of mischief ideas,no fun when no one tries to stop us.

(red falls off her computer chair from the shock)

Seamus going balistic...

Lol lol lol

Yes that's perfect! The sheriff in the queens bed, then we take pictures and start a scandal



Oh know! The door!

Okay here's what you do. Get a whole bunch of Jello and go out to the moat. The alligators won't mind...

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:: CLANG ::

:: dungeon door slams on red and sunny ::

Now we've got you!

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Oh cat don't be silly! We are just having a fun time! Come join us once and you will never turn back.

:: fetching the unfuzzy handcuffs ::

You two get to wait right here until Alty sends for you. Imagine coming into MY dungeon trying to fake me out.

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER...

Excellent work cats.. you got them..

Go feed the gators and ill take care of the rest..

Just leave the keys.. its all good cats..

By the way cats... (sheriff stringer takes on a husky tone).. I like them there shoes you got..
Hand them over...

Hey red, sshh listen to me carefully, cat will cuff us and we will fall for it, but before the door is shut we will let seamus go, he will run and jump and grab the keys for the cuffs

Will it work?

:: click, click, click, click ::

There, now you won't get away, handcuffed face to face.

:: checks pocket ::

Uh Oh, the Deputy's got the keys.

Hot dam sunny.. brillant..

(red whispers in seamus ear.. a strange noise comes from seamus.. a stench like no other fills the air.. a pungent aroma of garbage and bird poo fills the air)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hot dam sunny..brillant..

(red whispers in seamus ear..a strange noise comes from seamus..a stench like no other fills the air..a pungent aroma of garbage and bird poo fills the air)

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Perfect seamus farts and that's a distraction!

Run seamus while cat is grabbing his nose!

Sic them seamus.. go boy GO GO...

Quick sunny.. lock him in.. s**t sunny we will have too work together.. quick...

Come back now seamus!
OK we are locked together remember red, lets go (shutting door cats inside)
Who knew we can run so good together. Now get these cuffs off!

Good thing the door's locked.

Now we heat up the irons and get the rack ready

Oooh good boy seamus you will get a nice treat for fetching those keys

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Good thing the door's locked.

Now we heat up the irons and get the rack ready

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Whatchya talking about cat your on the wrong side fur ball

Read faster catsmine... were OUT!
That's right,its you who is locked in...

Zippidy do da zippidy day my oh my what's a wonderful sight,catsmine crying for his momma...

Hey sunny.. now that's what I call freakin teamwork!

OK I seriously just cracked up out loud.


To think we did so well even cuffed together.
Well you know what that calls for? A drink!

Bring it on...
A little drinky poo you and one for me..
Good boy seamie he's the best boy yes you are yes you are...

Hey sunny look at catmine crying...
Ah funny..

We better get out of here,come on seamus come on fake sheriff..

You know sunny,I quite fancy the fake sheriff..

Wait! I have another plan, I will spill our drink across the floor. The real Sheriff will think cat got drunken and careless and that's why we were set free.

Perfect!
Lets go red and sea..

OK,drink spilled all over the place..

Now lets go put the fake sheriff in queen altys bed...

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Originally Posted by redhed35

ok,drink spilled all over the place..

now lets go put the fake sheriff in queen altys bed.....

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Yes
This is the best plan ever you're a genius!

I have us a new name since we are now a team.
We are like the sunny redsea! Lol get it

The sunny redsea.. I like it..

(sunny red and seamie arrive in queen altys bedroom... )

Hey sunny will we dress the fake sheriff up in queen altys nighty?

Giggle giggle...

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Originally Posted by redhed35

the sunny redsea..i like it..

(sunny red and seamie arrive in queen altys bedroom...)

hey sunny will we dress the fake sheriff up in queen altys nighty?

giggle giggle...

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Yes we will, that one over there. The pink one. Oohhh look at thes pretty puffy slippers to.

Ohh there nice...
Come on fake sheriff get your kit off...

Holy moly sunny the fake sheriff is a bit of a hotty.. granted that badge is beginning to stink a bit but wow...

(fake sheriff is now all dressed in queen altys pink nighty and fluffy slippers)

Lets take a picture sunny,you never know,when the real sheriff stringer comes back we may need something to bargain with.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

ohh there nice...
come on fake sheriff get your kit off....

holy moly sunny the fake sheriff is a bit of a hotty..granted that badge is begining to stink a bit but wow...

(fake sheriff is now all dressed in queen altys pink nighty and fluffy slippers)

lets take a picture sunny,you never know,when the real sheriff stringer comes back we may need something to bargain with.

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OK but we better take a few pics in case we lose one
We need this black mail so we must take many pics!
To hang from the trees like xmas decorations!!
How purtie that would be!

Snap snap snap..
Now pose fake sheriff,yes yes I like it...
The camera loves you...
Snap snap...
Jump in sunny.. one with you and the fake sheriff...
Loving it.. perfect..

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Originally Posted by redhed35

snap snap snap..
now pose fake sheriff,yes yes i like it...
the camera loves you ....
snap snap ...
jump in sunny..one with you and the fake sheriff...
loving it..perfect..

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NOOO I won't get in! That's evidence! Silly red!

Want to make him pee to bed?

Oops,just delete that one...
Did you say lets make the fake sheriff pee in the bed?

Sunny I'm shocked... I like it..

(red looks to fake sheriff... pee in the bed fake sheriff)

Seamie get down!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

oops,just delete that one......
did you say lets make the fake sheriff pee in the bed?

sunny im shocked...i like it..

(red looks to fake sheriff...pee in the bed fake sheriff)

seamie get down!

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Good boy!

OK sunny red sea is now red sea.
I am on my way home now and most likely won't have time at home to get on.
Hey red and sea keep us in trouble and keep nipping that bottle and hold those pictures so tight. Don't lose anything while I am out.

Sunny,I just had a little browse through the other threads.. and tumbleweed rolled across the screen... where is everyone... there all gone...

Its like the AMHD celeste!

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sunny,i just had a little browse through the other threads..and tumbleweed rolled across the screen.....where is everyone....there all gone....

its like the AMHD celeste!

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I noticed it was just us again, I was going to pick on you for following me. Lol
But now its just you dear I have to shut down until morning.
Have a good night!

There was probably a freaking memo we missed!
Some meeting going on in the members lounge...
Anyhoo...

Note for the real sheriff...
We have have been up too all sorts today...

Note for queen alty... we left a surprise in your bed!

Come seamie time to go back to kanses...

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hello cats,i see you,
say hello to my little friend..

oh,and let me introduce you to the new and improved sheriff stringer....

(dom dom dommmm)

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IMPROVED ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

What?? There will be H*LL to pay here, these girls are demons... Lightning will strike 'um down... blasphemy ! Blasphemy I tell you!! :eek::mad::(:eek::mad::eek::

Sheriff (Yeah... the original !)