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  • May 12, 2009, 10:43 AM
    kp2171
    Avi change in honor of alty
  • May 12, 2009, 10:44 AM
    Alty

    My condom days are over, hubby's snipped, this baby factory is closed.

    I have to say, there were a few times (actually more then a few) that I threw caution to the winds and didn't demand condom use.

    Heck, I was a teen, thought I was invincible, nothing bad could happen to me. Had a scare once, turned out to be a false alarm. Sadly even that didn't really set me straight.

    Yes, I've been tested, yes, I'm clean. Why am I telling you all this?

    :: Alty goes back to the corner because she's a bad girl:: :(
  • May 12, 2009, 10:45 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    avi change in honor of alty

    It's Whip girl! I love whip girl. Sigh. Those were the days! ;)

    Thanks KP dear. :)

    Rome, I have control issues, need to be the one in charge, but I've never had any complaints. ;)
  • May 12, 2009, 10:48 AM
    Alty

    Did I scare the boys away?

    Come back boys, I promise I won't whip you, unless you want me to. ;)
  • May 12, 2009, 10:52 AM
    Romefalls19

    Didn't scare me away, I'm multi tasking. I have to order car parts for the wife's Jeep(the ex never took care of it) so I have to order everything for a tune up and try to fix the rear hatch he had taken out instead of fixing. He is a complete moron. I could easily humor you guys for hours on stupid things he did. Biggest one, screwing up the best woman he ever had:)
  • May 12, 2009, 10:55 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Didn't scare me away, i'm multi tasking. I have to order car parts for the wife's Jeep(the ex never took care of it) so I have to order everything for a tune up and try to fix the rear hatch he had taken out instead of fixing. He is a complete moron. I could easily humor you guys for hours on stupid things he did. biggest one, screwing up the best woman he ever had:)

    His loss is your gain Rome, remember that! ;)

    When you're done with her car can you fix mine? I have no brake lights, signal lights and today the rubber thingamajiggy on the door doohicky came off! Yup, I'm a girl! :D
  • May 12, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Romefalls19

    It's okay, the wife had the check engine light come on and didn't tell me. I have to replace her tail light assembly because he tried to "custom" make the tail lights, I already fixed the exhaust he "custom" made that fell off so he WAX roped tied to the muffler, he had the back window shot out so he duct taped the glass and then colored it in with a sharpie to mimic "tint" This Jeep was a disaster until I got a hold of it. Now it's finally going to be in good working order
  • May 12, 2009, 11:00 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    It's okay, the wife had the check engine light come on and didn't tell me. I have to replace her tail light assembly because he tried to "custom" make the tail lights, I already fixed the exhaust he "custom" made that fell off so he WAX roped tied to the muffler, he had the back window shot out so he duct taped the glass and then colored it in with a sharpie to mimic "tint" This Jeep was a disaster until I got a hold of it. Now it's finally going to be in good working order

    Really, can you fix my car? :o

    Maybe I should just get a horse and buggy, become Amish. NA!
  • May 12, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Romefalls19
    Ha ha! Sure come to Jersey and I'll fix it up for you
  • May 12, 2009, 11:08 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Ha ha! Sure come to Jersey and I'll fix it up for you

    How am I supposed to get to Jersey with no brake lights, no signal lights and a broken door? :confused:

    I'm checking craigslist now for a horse and buggy! ;)

    I need a new car!
  • May 12, 2009, 11:14 AM
    Alty
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    I found a car that's perfect for me!

    Attachment 19698
  • May 12, 2009, 11:16 AM
    Romefalls19

    Sweet ride!
  • May 12, 2009, 11:18 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Sweet ride!

    It is, isn't it?

    I wonder what the kids would think going to school in that! :D

    I should go for a while, stuff to do.

    I'll be back later all.

    Rome, take care. KP, miss you babe, where did you go? KC, happy viewing, girls, watch after the guys for me, but no touchy! :D
  • May 12, 2009, 11:27 AM
    Romefalls19

    Ahh! Go take a look at the advice to the thread "How to accept a baby that my boyfriend fathered while we were broke up"

    I really can't take moronic people giving advice!
  • May 12, 2009, 12:04 PM
    mudweiser

    Can't find it Rome.

    Did it get deleted already?

    Sarah
  • May 12, 2009, 12:06 PM
    Romefalls19

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...up-346437.html

    Hope it works
  • May 12, 2009, 12:11 PM
    mudweiser

    Yea it works.

    I found it in the search.

    Today is a stupid day. I actually forgot the "s" in stupid.. had to retype that. Thank baby Jesus for the backspace button...

    At work I ended up stamping PAID over papers that should have been stamped Received. I also jammed the printer and knocked down the water cooler... great day..

    Sarah
  • May 12, 2009, 12:47 PM
    Romefalls19

    Ha ha, mental health day!
  • May 12, 2009, 01:11 PM
    mudweiser

    Crap!

    Wrote on the wrong thread...

    Sarah
  • May 12, 2009, 01:14 PM
    Stringer

    I don't necessarily like jokes that poke fun at someone, but I thought you may find this funny;


    THE GORILLA AND THE REDNECK:

    A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very
    Rare species of gorilla.

    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

    Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

    "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

    "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
    The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

    "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

    "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

    "And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.
  • May 12, 2009, 01:24 PM
    mudweiser

    Hahaha!!

    Oh Stringer!

    I ♥ redneck jokes!

    Sarah
  • May 12, 2009, 01:49 PM
    nikosmom

    Stringer, that was hilarious! I actually chuckled aloud!
  • May 12, 2009, 01:51 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Stringer, that was hilarious! I actually chuckled aloud!

    Yo yo yo wuts poppin!

    :: stomach growls ::
    Sarah
  • May 12, 2009, 01:56 PM
    mudweiser

    Darnit I'm gone-- it's almost 5 and well that's home time.

    I'm going shirt shopping today :) These warm winter shirts make me want to melt --eek.

    See you guys :)

    Sarah
  • May 12, 2009, 07:15 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Wow. Thread went dead-o at 4pm?!
  • May 12, 2009, 07:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    wow. thread went dead-o at 4pm?!?

    I left Sneezy. That's why. ;)

    Stringer, I loved that joke, too funny! :p
  • May 12, 2009, 08:11 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I left Sneezy. That's why. ;)

    Stringer, I loved that joke, too funny! :p

    So... I put a smile on your face huh?
  • May 12, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    So....I put a smile on your face huh?

    A smile and a giggle. I appreciate it dear. :)
  • May 12, 2009, 08:33 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    So....I put a smile on your face huh?

    You always put a smile on my face Stringer! :)

    [did I earn major brownie points? ] :D
  • May 12, 2009, 08:40 PM
    Stringer

    :) :) :) :) :)!! Nice aren't they? Mom used to say... 'A smile is always worth while'...
  • May 12, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Alty

    My mom always said "smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking". :)

    Hi NM!
  • May 12, 2009, 08:47 PM
    nikosmom

    Hey Alty!

    Not much going on tonight, eh?
  • May 12, 2009, 08:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Hey Alty!

    Not much going on tonight, eh?

    Around an hour ago it was hard to keep up, then boom, it stopped dead in its tracks.

    Sad. :(
  • May 12, 2009, 09:05 PM
    nikosmom

    Oh really?

    My little one screamed for over an hour. I think it was a tummy ache but seeing that he's not quite 2 yet, he couldn't exactly tell me what was wrong. But he's fine now. I think it was just gas so I gave him some Mylicon for it.

    I hate seeing him like that. :(
  • May 12, 2009, 09:07 PM
    BlackVY

    Haha... so this is the conversation going on in the Boom Boom room? Interesting pillow talk... lol... ;)
  • May 12, 2009, 11:57 PM
    shazamataz

    Yep, anything sexual, freaky or just wrong goes in here :D
  • May 13, 2009, 06:08 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My mom always said "smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking". :)

    Hi NM!

    My mom would say "wipe that smile off your face...there's nothing funny around here"

    --haha great times... lol

    Sarah

    Good morning all!
  • May 13, 2009, 06:10 AM
    kctiger

    Good morning... meh
  • May 13, 2009, 06:10 AM
    nikosmom

    Mornin' Peeps :)

    You're not sullen again today are you kc?
  • May 13, 2009, 06:12 AM
    kctiger

    No, not really... just in kind of a lazy mood, you know? Took a lot out of me to get out of bed today.

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