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  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:56 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Night Unky!

    Um, None, now you're alone with KP and me! Shut your eyes if you're squeamish. :D
    lol don't worry ima go to XOXO's house and keep her company =P
  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:57 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Do you want the generic, sugar coated, toned down version, or do you want it straight up? I can do both, but one requires pictures and a blow up doll! :D
    Sugar-coated please!! =P
  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    lol dont worry ima go to XOXO's house and keep her company =P
    You sure you don't want to have the talk first? After all, she's in the shower, naked!

    This thread has turned. Amazing how KP and I can do that. Love it! :D
  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:58 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You sure you don't want to have the talk first? After all, she's in the shower, naked!

    This thread has turned. Amazing how KP and I can do that. Love it! :D
    LOL Alty, I would like both versions please =P XD
  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:59 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    Sugar-coated please!!! =P
    You're no fun.

    Okay, mom has eggs, dad has seeds, when the two meet in the cabbage patch then poof, a baby comes 9 months later, and the stork brings it.

    You sure you don't want it straight up? I've got a foot pump for the doll! :D
  • Apr 17, 2009, 09:59 PM
    kp2171
    I r dun.

    Night all.
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    LOL Alty, i would like both versions please =P XD
    I can't do the straight up version here, stictly verboten.

    I'll send you the kit. ;)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:01 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i r dun.

    nite all.
    Night KP, I'll dream of you.

    Um, before you go to bed, remember what the cold and friction do to me, k?

    On that note. Pleasant dreams dear. :D
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:03 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I can't do the straight up version here, stictly verboten.

    I'll send you the kit. ;)
    Awww I think I ruined the party, sorry kp T_T I feel bad now... he left
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:04 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    awww i think i ruined the party, sorry kp T_T i feel bad now... he left
    Nothing ruined, no worries, no feeling bad. :)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:06 PM
    none12345

    Anyway Alty I guess its just me and you now =P wutcha want to talk aboutz? XD
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:15 PM
    Alty

    Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm bored, so anything will do.

    Pick a random topic, doesn't matter what it is, then we'll discuss. :)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:19 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm bored, so anything will do.

    Pick a random topic, doesn't matter what it is, then we'll discuss. :)
    ummm. But yah I hope one day ill give you your 10$+interest XD =P

    but yah I'm kind of tired now too lol. I guess I don't know what to say anymore XD
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:30 PM
    Alty

    Awww, go to bed, you're young, you need your rest.

    Me, I'm old, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ;)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:34 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Awww, go to bed, you're young, you need your rest.

    Me, I'm old, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ;)
    awww Alty, =P ima growing boy XD

    You are not old!! =P
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:36 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    awww Alty, =P ima growing boy XD

    You are not old!!! =P
    Am too old, but it's okay, I'm young at heart, that's what counts. :)

    Thankfully I've stopped growing, at least up, out, not sure. ;)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:38 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Am too old, but it's okay, I'm young at heart, that's what counts. :)

    Thankfully I've stopped growing, at least up, out, not sure. ;)
    Lol. Okies Alty I think ima crash now I'm so tired lol going home tomorrow XD
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:41 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    lol. okies Alty i think ima crash now im so tired lol going home tomorrow XD
    Lucky boy, going home. Have fun, enjoy this time, it flies by so fast. Before you know it you'll be sitting next to your wife, watching the kids play in the yard and you'll think "how the heck did I get here?"

    It's a great journey, enjoy every step of it.

    And there I go being all mushy again. I like tart Alty better. ;)

    Night Noney, sleep tight.

    And now I'm all alone. Sigh, this sucks!

    KP, come back, we have the house all to ourselves, time to play! :D
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:44 PM
    artlady

    How best to fake an orgasm?

    Random topic:)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:46 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    How best to fake an orgasm?

    Random topic:)
    A lot of moaning, calling out to God, squeezing, and then a huge sigh! :D
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:46 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Lucky boy, going home. Have fun, enjoy this time, it flies by so fast. Before you know it you'll be sitting next to your wife, watching the kids play in the yard and you'll think "how the heck did I get here?"

    It's a great journey, enjoy every step of it.

    And there I go being all mushy again. I like tart Alty better. ;)

    Night Noney, sleep tight.

    And now I'm all alone. Sigh, this sucks!

    KP, come back, we have the house all to ourselves, time to play! :D
    yah. I hope I do get married one day!! You're getting invited so show up =P and I want to have kids one day and watch them play in the yard... sigh... maybe its too good to be true =P

    Yah Night Alty =P

    P.S you're going to get your 10$ and interest I hope =P
  • Apr 17, 2009, 10:47 PM
    Alty

    Night Noney! :)
  • Apr 17, 2009, 11:15 PM
    Unknown008

    Night Noney!.
  • Apr 17, 2009, 11:49 PM
    none12345

    night night unknown =P sorry thought you left already that's why I didn't say night to you =P no hard feelings XD

    Alty, if you're still up I ended up commenting on lots of relationship threads lol.
  • Apr 17, 2009, 11:53 PM
    Unknown008

    It's morning in here.. nearly 11 am. You going to sleep?
  • Apr 17, 2009, 11:54 PM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    It's morning in here.. nearly 11 am. You going to sleep?
    oh dang, I forgot its almost 3am here =P, I said I was going to go to sleep 2 hours ago so I don't really know lol ended up answering questions =P
  • Apr 17, 2009, 11:55 PM
    Unknown008

    LOL. Ok, If I no more see you, I know what happened ;)!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:31 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i r dun.

    nite all.
    Geeezzz, you guys talk so much! I have a headache now, and I'm going to bed! Haha!

    Kp darlin? I'z mites be yo baby moma, but this baby moma need some chill su'port!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:37 AM
    Unknown008

    Night Starby! Sweet dreams! :)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:40 AM
    starbuck8

    Have a good day Unky! Sorry I missed you! Ohhh... looks like you've got your service hooked up at home! Woohoo! Catch you later! ::yawn:: G'nite!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:44 AM
    none12345

    Lol still up unknown but any minute ill faint out of exhaustion XD

    I don't get why every has a "y" at the end of their names know like

    Noney,unky,starby,alty etc. lol
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:45 AM
    starbuck8

    Nope... yer just "NUN" :p... okay... byeeee!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:47 AM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Nope...yer just "NUN" :p...okay...byeeee!!
    I haterz you starby!! Lol I am not a NUN. DO I LOOK LIKE A NUN TO YOU?? =P jokes jokes I don't haterz u XD but noney would be better please XD
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:50 AM
    starbuck8

    Nope... sorry! Nun it is! LOL! Hey, if M can put up with being called Franny Pants and Batman... you can live with Nun! Heehee! Okay, now goodnite... really... goodnite!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:50 AM
    Unknown008

    That's like a custom on here... I was given several nicks before I ended up with Unky... the simplest, LOL
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:51 AM
    Unknown008
    OK Starbs!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:51 AM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Nope...sorry!! Nun it is! LOL! Hey, if M can put up with being called Franny Pants and Batman...you can live with Nun!! heehee! Okay, now goodnite...really...goodnite!!
    fine, I'm giving you the silent treatment starby =P goodnite ^_^
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:52 AM
    none12345
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    That's like a custom on here... I was given several nicks before I ended up with Unky... the simplest, LOL
    Like wutcha get? XD
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:53 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    fine, im giving you the silent treatment starby =P goodnite ^_^
    :p:p:p:p... fine!. you're keeping me awake anyway! :p
  • Apr 18, 2009, 12:53 AM
    Unknown008

    Not going to telling you!! ;)

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