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  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:24 AM
    albear

    OK alty you go clean, and ill go... oh what's this? Is this a beer in my fridge... not for long :D
  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:25 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darnit boys I have to go, the house isn't going to clean itself, so I must go do it.

    I'll be back later, hold down the fort while I'm gone, be good, no peeking in on the duck, she's bathing in the pond and she's nakie.

    So, we have a truce... let us know when you're ready... K?
  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:26 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    But, but, but....I always thought of the British as courageous, strong willed, valiant, brave (oh "courageous" meant brave---right?)

    Now I am standing here alone and possibly defenseless......(Stringer keeps looking around---no Bear?)

    Chivalrous(sp) stringer chivalrous :) have to be nice to a lady, and especially the queen of the castle
  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ok alty you go clean, and ill go........oh whats this? is this a beer in my fridge....not for long :D

    Oooooh, not nice, not nice, it's only 11:30am here, not beer time yet. :(

    Okay, have one for me, heck, make it two. I'll be back later with my own beer! :)

    Really though, got to go, if I don't leave now I may never leave! :eek:
  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    ok alty you go clean, and ill go........oh whats this? is this a beer in my fridge....not for long :D

    How did you miss that one?? Funny... :D
  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:28 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    chivalrous(sp) stringer chivalrous :) have to be nice to a lady, and especially the queen of the castle

    Yep, I forgot that one... K.:)
  • Jan 20, 2009, 11:28 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Oooooh, not nice, not nice, it's only 11:30am here, not beer time yet. :(

    Okay, have one for me, heck, make it two. I'll be back later with my own beer! :)

    Really though, gotta go, if I don't leave now I may never leave! :eek:

    Lol okies cya later alty :)

    You liked that didn't you stringer lol :D
  • Jan 20, 2009, 09:28 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Hallo eh bree bah deeee
  • Jan 21, 2009, 03:17 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ooooh, you, I jumped right into that! :mad:

    Fine Mr. Frolick, I'll find someone else to frolick with. Bear, Sneezy, M, anyone? I want to frolick in the orchard! :D

    Did I miss all of the Fun Foreplay in the Flowery Orchards? The Fabulous, Fantastic, Fantabulous, Friggin Frolicking? :( Starby sad! Ducky wants to Friggin Frolick! Can we go Friggin Frolicking again today? Pretty please with Flowers on top? I'll wear my Fine Frilly Fascinating Frock, to the Function! Ducky will try not Fwack, that would be a Faux Pas! RRSP to Duck Central/ care of Fanny Fryer CDO/ Friggin Frolicking Foundation. Furry Friends welcome!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 03:33 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darnit boys I have to go, the house isn't going to clean itself, so I must go do it.

    I'll be back later, hold down the fort while I'm gone, be good, no peeking in on the duck, she's bathing in the pond and she's nakie.

    And here I thought the bunny had my back! Traitor! My back... and my front..? Don't you know they are going to take my nakie pics and send them to PLAYDUCK magazine? :eek: I didn't have a chance to do my feather, and my "duck bumps" were really cold! They will sell my nakie duckie shots for a swan song, and ruin my duck rep! Bad Bunny! :mad:
  • Jan 21, 2009, 06:16 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    And here I thought the bunny had my back! Traitor! My back...and my front...?? Don't you know they are going to take my nakie pics and send them to PLAYDUCK magazine? :eek: I didn't have a chance to do my feather, and my "duck bumps" were really cold! They will sell my nakie duckie shots for a swan song, and ruin my duck rep!! Bad Bunny!! :mad:

    Ok... ruin your rep..? ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 08:39 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    OK ducky. You've said frickin frolickin a weedle too much.

    ... time for the frickin pluckin.
  • Jan 21, 2009, 11:38 AM
    Alty

    Hee, hee, nakie duckie pictures, hee, hee. :)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 11:50 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hee, hee, nakie duckie pictures, hee, hee. :)

    It's all your fault Bunny! The duckarattzi have been after me all morning, and Huey Hefner wants me to pose nakie for his magazine. The photographers are Dewey and Lewey! :eek:
  • Jan 21, 2009, 11:54 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    ... where's donald?
  • Jan 21, 2009, 11:56 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    ....where's donald?

    Out building towers!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 12:02 PM
    Alty

    Donalds at home cleaning, like any good man should be. ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 12:03 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    Building towers?

    OK, what about daffy?

    And the entire team of the mighty ducks?!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 12:05 PM
    starbuck8

    Daffy is off to perform stand up... and the mighty ducks are trying to round up the zamboni driver!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 12:05 PM
    Alty

    Out fighting crime of course. ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 12:08 PM
    starbuck8

    Where's Dippy and Dopey?. and where's Waldo?
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:09 PM
    Stringer

    Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day

    Now... now... temper, temper
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Alty

    Ducky's in a bad mood. ;)

    Poor ducky, need a hug?

    Grab her Stringer, this is our chance! :)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:32 PM
    starbuck8

    Ducky feels sick today! :( She's no good for eating! My ears are plugged and I'm dizzy! I'm warning you... no blonde jokes! I have a sharp beak!. and I'll bite you!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:41 PM
    Alty

    Actually, ducky, ducks beaks aren't that sharp, so I'm not worried.

    Poor ducky, get better, go lay down, take a little ducky nap. ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:41 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Ducky feels sick today! :( She's no good for eating! My ears are plugged and I'm dizzy! I'm warning you...no blonde jokes! I have a sharp beak!!.....and I'll bite you!!

    Question; Do you use a pencil sharpener to sharpen that beak?

    Another question: No one even acknowledges these "funnies" that I post from time to time... If you don't like them TELL ME!! I am only trying to brighten up your days... BUT I CAN STOP you know? I just try to make you day a little better... so, let me know... K?! *&(*(^%$$&(*)())!

    VOTE: Should I continue or WHAT?


    YES:

    NO:
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:44 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post

    Ha Ha... nice one stringer ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:46 PM
    Alty

    Yes, continue.

    I don't usually check them out when you post them, but go back later and take a look, that's why I don't usually mention it, because by the time I take a look it was pages ago.

    But yes, keep them coming. :)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Ha Ha............nice one stringer ;)

    M, I've missed you dear, where have you been? Busy? Busy with what? Busy with who? What have you been doing? Tell us, tell us, tell us! :D

    I think I drank too much coffee today. :o
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:49 PM
    friend4u178

    Just busy with work , too much work piled up when I was on holidays. Nearly there :)

    How are you all?
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:49 PM
    starbuck8

    Yeah... don't stop them! I watch them, but don't always comment!

    I love that girl! Do you know how many times I wanted to do that with my cart?. or the number of times I've done something similar?. LOL! Good thing they didn't have a camera! Ha!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:50 PM
    Alty

    Starby, maybe they did!
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:52 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby, maybe they did!

    Oops! Was that meeee? Darnit!--BUSTED!

    Batman!. we've been waiting to hear about your trip?
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:53 PM
    Alty

    Yes M, tell us about your trip. Any nude sunbathing, you or someone else? I'm still waiting for pictures, are you editing them for public viewing? Come on, we're waiting.
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:56 PM
    friend4u178

    Ha Ha... what goes on tour stays on tour ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 05:59 PM
    Alty

    But, but, we're living vicariously through you, we have no life, no hopes, no dreams, crap, that doesn't sound good. :(

    Come on, tell us, tell us, tell us. Don't force me to bring out my secret weapon! :D
  • Jan 21, 2009, 06:00 PM
    friend4u178

    Secret weapon... ooh I can't wait :D
  • Jan 21, 2009, 06:02 PM
    Alty

    Okay, I have something to admit, it's a bit embarrassing but, oh well.

    We ran out of shampoo yesterday and I didn't have a chance to go shopping, so, today I'm walking around with yucky hair, don't want to go to the store to buy shampoo because my hair is yucky, it's a catch 22.

    Anyway, I look in the cupboard and find dog shampoo/conditioner. I debated with myself, should I? If it's okay for the dogs it should be okay for me. Hmmmm, I wonder, will it work? Yes, I washed my hair with dog shampoo and now it's so darn shiny and soft. Why the heck isn't this stuff being made for people? Is my hair going to fall out tomorrow? Do I smell like a dog now? I need answers! :)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 06:04 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Secret weapon...............ooh I can't wait :D

    Darnit, you weren't supposed to be excited about that, you were supposed to give up. Now I have to think of something else.

    Will bamboo shoots under the fingernails work? How about threats? What's a girl to do to get you to tell all? Hmmmmm? ;)
  • Jan 21, 2009, 06:12 PM
    starbuck8

    Woof Woof! Now sit up!. here's a treat... good girl! Can you roll over? No, I'm not scratching your belly... that's just weird!

    That's okay... I'm sitting here with olive oil in my hair! Lol

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