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  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:10 AM
    magprob
    Takes lamp shade off head, staggers to middle of room, falls face first on floor and passes out.
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:11 AM
    J_9
    Oh, Magpie... you poor thing,

    Can someone pass me the smelling salts??
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:22 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Good morning too, Tauk.
    Eyes Magpie.
    Should we begin the meeting now? Will someone read the AA traditions...
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:24 AM
    magprob
    Comment on J_9's post
    Gurgle... Snort... Snore.
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:25 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Comment on magprob's post
    Splat!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:26 AM
    J_9
    Ok Val before we do that, I think we better drag Mag onto the couch, he is drooling on my white carpet again.
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:30 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Oooh.. okay... grabs a couple of feet... as I shake my head, grinning.
    He made such a lovely lamp too, you know?
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:32 AM
    J_9
    What a lovely little lamp he was too,

    Well, I'll grab the arms, you grab the legs,

    Someone get a bucket of icewater.

    Hey, let's dip his finger in the water and see if he pees his pants. SSShhh, don't wake him

    Giggle giggle
  • Jul 31, 2006, 08:48 AM
    J_9
    Hey, who took my PEPSI!!

    Come on, give it up!!

    I need my PEPSI!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 10:00 AM
    talaniman
    Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrppppppppppp!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 10:35 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Gawd, you two! LOL
  • Jul 31, 2006, 10:36 AM
    J_9
    Hey, Mag drank my PEPSI!! 1

    I need it, I want it...

    Going on 4 days caffine FREE!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 10:40 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Hey, Mag drank my PEPSI!!!!!!!!1

    I need it, I want it.....

    going on 4 days caffine FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pssssst, J... it wasn't Mag (points discreetly to Tal) :rolleyes:
  • Jul 31, 2006, 10:44 AM
    J_9
    Ah, I see that now!!

    T-Man, if you drink another one of my pepsis I am going to yank that moustache off!!

    I NEED CAFFINE!!

    One day at a time!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:32 PM
    talaniman
    :) I did it for your own good its called tough love (smirks slyly):rolleyes: Kool-aid unsweetened is better for you:D (pulls moustashe from half drunk coffee cup) where did you say I should put this? :confused:
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:38 PM
    J_9
    Yeah, I guess you are right tough love does work :), but I want my caffine!!

    But kool-aid has no caffine and no sodium. So I am safe there.

    The moustache goes on your FACE!! :eek:
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:42 PM
    orange
    Sorry to interrupt your profound discussion lol. :rolleyes:

    This is my HI and BYE to the Lounge haha. I was going to post a bit here this afternoon, as I am totally alone in the house, but I just got invited out for coffee! WOOHOO! I haven't been out for coffee ALONE since Noah was born 3 months ago.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by talaniman
    Kool-aid unsweetened is better for you (pulls moustashe from half drunk coffee cup)

    Talaniman you have a moustache?? COOL. I am partial to moustaches but I rarely if ever see a man with one these days. Are they out of style or something?

    Anyway BYE guys... coffee calls. I will come back if I can though! :)
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:43 PM
    talaniman
    Puts moustache on face- I hope your happy, now may I have a popsicle its 100 degrees and I'm hot! I may have to take this moustache off and jump in the pool. Come back soon Orange we can put clothes on so you can bring Noah
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:46 PM
    orange
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by talaniman
    Puts moustache on face- I hope your happy, now may I have a popsicle its 100 degrees and I'm hot!! I may have to take this moustache off and jump in the pool.

    Noooooooo!! Don't lose that moustache it's COOL!! :cool:

    Okay bye for real now!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:47 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Gimmee that (snatches the flea-bitten, half melted wax moustache and... pops it in my mouth and chews, eeeeeeww!! ) :eek:
    And attempts to say wif a mouff that is twoo full, "and Maggie fwinks he can outgross that too, I bwet!" :D

    (but don't fret now, chillin's, there are more fresh wax lips and 'staches in the candy bowl for everybody!)
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:49 PM
    orange
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by talaniman
    Come back soon Orange we can put clothes on so you can bring Noah

    You're NAKED?? OMG HAAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA!

    Okay I am really leaving now LOL... have to meet my friend!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:49 PM
    talaniman
    Whaaaaaaa... must have run out of skittles... jumps gracefully in pool spaaaaaaaaaaaaalash!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:54 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Hi Chava!
    Bye Chava!
    Don't worry... it was a wax candy moustache too Chava!
    Didn't anyone tell you, this is the clothing optional Lounge, LOL so no suits allowed in the pool!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:54 PM
    J_9
    Well, not that T-Man has done a belly flop in the pool I will have to drag the hose and fill the pool up!!

    Sheesh, did you have ta splash it all out!!

    Who said popsicles!!

    I have push-up, drumsticks, bomb pops, fudgcicles!!

    Oh, yeah, the dog/cats ate the skittles and now they think they are chickens.

    Val, you said those were skittles didn't you?
  • Jul 31, 2006, 12:56 PM
    J_9
    Chava is getting my caffine now too!!

    Wonders if they have CA?
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:05 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    They do but it stands for Cocaine Anonymous LOL

    I can't imagine holding Caffeine Anonymous meetings??
    What on earth would they serve as the beverage... herbal teas?? Blech!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:06 PM
    J_9
    Well, I certainly don't need that!!

    Although the way I am typing since I quit caffine, I am nut shore!!

    OKAY, T-MAN IS HIDING THE KOOL-AID NOW!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:08 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Anyhooooooooooo, I say we empty the pool of water and fill it with JELLO!!

    I vote for lime.
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:11 PM
    J_9
    JELLO!!

    YES, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!!

    But Lime?
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:13 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Yesssss lime... green people are so much funnier than other colours! LOL :D
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:15 PM
    talaniman
    Save some kool-aid for Chava's tribe I got to go put some clothes on but the pool should be full of jello by then, right?
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:40 PM
    wizzkid89
    Okay, I would love a pool full of jello just as much as the next guy, however, remembering the consistency of the particular substence in question, I only presume, with out being too presumptuous, that my logicality is correct in saying that he would presumably, upon impact, be caught in the jello's goodness, basically the marrow of my point is that he will stick in the jello...
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:42 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Weeeeeeeeeelllllll (bewitched, again) you just may have a point there Kid :eek:

    But I won't tell anyone if you don't! Shhhhhhh


    ... so if it doesn't work out, we can always open a lemonade stand and sell what else?? LIME SHOOTERS!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 01:54 PM
    J_9
    Okay a LEMONADE stand with LIME SHOOTERS

    Runs to be the first jumpin in the jello pool!!!!!!!!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 04:26 PM
    flowerchildnea
    Runs after j_9, grabs her, and we both land in the lime green jello together.

    Moves around a little to free my face from the quick sand like jello. Finally gets my head out, and then realizes that the rest of me is stuck.. and its becoming harder and harder to move.
    Looks around in a panic... guys I can't find j_9... where did she go??
  • Jul 31, 2006, 04:59 PM
    J_9
    LMFAO, I snuck out while you weren't looking!!

    Nah, Nah, Nah, Boo, Boo!!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 06:45 PM
    flowerchildnea
    PHEW, hahaha. I thought I you might have gotten stuck under me. I was so afraid... dude you must be fast if you got out of there before I could even unstick my head.
    Well now that your safe and sound, mind giving me a hand... or two?
  • Jul 31, 2006, 06:51 PM
    aqua@home
    Comment on magprob's post
    LMAO magprob!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 06:53 PM
    aqua@home
    Comment on wizzkid89's post
    That was great wizzkid!
  • Jul 31, 2006, 07:08 PM
    aqua@home
    Hi all... I just logged back on about 10 minutes ago, and does it feel good to be back. I started to read from where I left of (on page 2) but when I realized that this was about 50 pages, decided to quit and just jump right in here.

    I hope you all had a great week! Time to go check out the boards. Talk to you soon.

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