Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?
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Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?
Yes, the FL summers can be brutal Chuff! Not to mention the constant tropical storm warnings! Where do you go up North? Don't tell me you go to Michigan?!
YIKES! Has he been living at a monastery? Oh no, he probably would have sex there already! Bad bad Starby! LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
He's lying through his teeth. 98% of men in this world masturbate or at least have done it once in their lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
... the other 2%'s lying.
Is it the same for women Sneezy? ;)
I'm fine with sexual exploration, after all, we wouldn't have the equipment if we weren't meant to use it. ;)
I don't know if he's lying though, he said he grew up in a very strict household, masturbation is frowned upon, it is possible that he never has. Some parents really don't realize that being prudish about sex will affect their children later on.
But he has access to the internet... yes?
True. But so do all the teens that write asking if they're pregnant after fooling around with four layers of clothes on. It's quite possible that he has no idea about sex or masturbation, even at the age of 19. I'm not saying that you're wrong Sneezy, but it is entirely possible.
... this kid deserves national TV time.
... get me a press conference!
I'm at work... it's my last week here. My boss decides to use me as much as she can, seeing as it's my last week.
Aw Sneezy, you are funny, lub you. :)
Might I remind you of my cousin that at the age of 20 thought that abstinence was a form of birth control available with a doctors prescription or over the counter. :)
There are people in the world that are totally ignorant of the workings of their own body, it's sad, but entirely possible.
We find it hard to believe because we do know our own bodies, and aren't afraid of them, but there are people that have no idea whatsoever. I guess it's up to us to educate, goodness knows the school system and allot of parents aren't handling this part of their child's education. :)
Oh yeah, I remember this cousin of yours.
... you said she was cute... yes?
Ummm, could you write a manual and include photos. I have some but they are getting blury. Also just for curiosity what are the links.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Well funny enough, I used to work on Mackinac Island Michigan in the summers and come to Florida in the winter. I spent most of my childhood in Minnesota though and I went back in 2006 to the Twin Cities and it was awesome, I've kind of thought about moving back ever since.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Well, that's odd, went to copy the link to the thread, it's gone, guess he changed his mind, or it was my links that did it. They were accurate, right on the money, but of course because of the subject matter, they were quite explicit. I'll PM you with the links Chuff, don't want this post to be deleted too. ;)
*sings* oh, once I was a barmaid who lived on druey lane, my master, he was kind to me, my mistress was the same. Along came a sailor from far across the sea, and he was the cause of all my misery. Wearing bellbottom trousers, a coat of navy blue, and he could climb the riggin like his father used to do.
Toad, are you okay? ;)
Got to run for a while. The house isn't going to clean itself, darn house. ;)
Did we lose Starby somewhere, where did she go, did the sex talk scare you off Starby?;)
Later all, behave while I'm gone, remember the whip. :) ;)
Alty out for now.
No, they turned the water off again, so I'm waiting to get my shower.
... at work.. . mountin brains.
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
She really sent the links.
That's funny! I don't get it why it seems everyone in Fla. wants to go to Michigan or Minn/St Paul! I've been to both, and their winters are almost as brutal as ours! Mind you, our winters have been a lot calmer in the last few yrs, and now our summers are brutal. Go figure! Stooopid Global Warming! I have an Aunt that lives on a farm in Iron Mtn Michigan, close to Green Bay, I believe. They had some pretty nasty winters around there.Quote:
Originally Posted by chuff
No Alty, you didn't scare me off! LOL I was browsing, and reading silly threads for my own entertainment! Hee Hee!
Toad, Whaaaatttt? Did you cut off a body part while you were weed wacking? or did you get too much fresh air?! LOL! ;)
Couldn't get the weed whacker to work... outta gas, so I pulled some up by the roots. But I did mow the neighbors yard too. Blisters on both thumbs.
Yikes! You must have been really holding on tight to that weed wacker! Betcha your neighbors lub lub lub you though! That was nice of you! :)
I got to run kiddies! I need to finish filling out my police reports before eve. Have a good afternoon all!
M. daahling, I will speak atcha when you get settled in for another Monday morn at work!
Byeeee!
Oh, and one more thing! Can someone please find our Starty girl?! We are going to have to send out a search party! Starty, Starty, where for out thy Starty?
Florida is kind of place that's probably nice to visit but living here isn't for me. Cost of living is really high here and it's sooooooooo hot, I can't stand it. I'd never go back to Michigan. The skies are always gray, it's very depressing, but I loved Minnesota and I loved going after being away for years. It is the only place I've ever been that felt like home.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Lolololololololololmy tummy hurtslololololololohhhhh my tummy lolololoQuote:
Originally Posted by chuff
Wow Starty, are you okay, are you going to hurl? ;)
Glad you're back, missed you lots.
Sorry, I sneaked in your class, it's liz.
I am all right, thanks Alty. Had a big weekend and lots of other stuff going on! Thanks Alty,you are a sweet heart as always:)
Hi Liz!;) You don't have to be sneaking in, you can just walk in when ever you want!Quote:
Originally Posted by liz28
Liz girl! Glad to see you here! Another victim! Mwaahahahaha! Come to class and we will teach you the Daycare procedures... Mwaahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by liz28
Sorry, silly Starby keeps on showing up! Someone needs to calm her down!
M? Where are you? Oh right!. you have joined the boyz team now... phhhfftttt!! :p
HA HA I'm here starby but not for long , it's a Public Holiday today in Oz so not at work. Just been catching up on all the goss.
I getcha! Like I said, my parents live there, (for about 15 yrs now) and the longest time I stayed was the six months I went with them, and the other times were 3 (or so) week visits. The humidity is hard to take at times! I totally understand! When it cools off a bit, it's just as bad, because then you are wet and cold! The cost of living is absolutely insane, but isn't it in almost any big city now! HA... it used to be that people would live in their vehicles right? Now they can't afford to park them anywhere, because they'll get a ticket, and they can't afford the gas to move it,. right?! Dern Rednecks! LOL,. (any rednecks out there? so joking!) I would prefer Minnesota to Michigan too, though!Quote:
Originally Posted by chuff
Ahhhh, a holiday for M and his friends! I get it! :( Are you going to snub us? LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
No way starby , and I see Chuff has joined us , that's a scary new Avi he's got there!!
We've been a crazy bunch today... and recruited new victims!! Aren't you proud of us? Dare I do the Mwaahahaha thing again? LOL
IT IS! I believe our dear Alty has mentioned that, haha! Chuffy, stop freakin us out! LOL
You have been a crazy bunch (how unusual) :) Just reading through it all now.
Sorry Chuff, everyone here gets a "Y" added to their name! Like it, or lump it! LOL! Well except for you M! M'y just doesn't work! Friendy takes too long, haha! Yummy would give you a big head... no pun intended! So I guess you just get a plain M? How about M&M, sweet like candy, melts in your mouth... oh, did that sound bad? You know we lub lub lub you right? LOL!
We are sooo bad on Sunday's!! Yes I am speaking for the rest of you! LOL!
LMAO... you are funny today starby , are you drinking beer by any chance :)
Who me?? On a Sunday?? NEVER!! What in the world would ever make you think such an awful thought? I've got control of the whip while Alty's gone you know! Don't MAKE me come over there! (have you got room for both Kevin AND Niki?) LOL!
Just a wild guess , and I bet I'm right :) And you have Alty's whip , oh no this could get ugly!!
Ok time for me to go . Sleep well starby :) Talk tomorrow.
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