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  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:16 AM
    J_9
    Oh, CBW, do you need a happy pill? LOL, it will be over soon and you will have your privacy back.

    So, Nos, just how many harems do you have?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:17 AM
    Nosnosna
    Just the one, but I'm working on two more currently :)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:19 AM
    Synnen
    Wait... you need more than one harem?

    Shouldn't you just have one with more people in it?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:24 AM
    curlybenswife
    What are the requirements Nos??
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:24 AM
    Nosnosna
    I think of it as having a vacation harem. When I need to get away, I leave the normal harem and go to one of the others for a bit. Then I come back home to the main one.

    There are also some tax benefits... keeping multiple smaller harems cuts down on the property taxes owed.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:25 AM
    alkalineangel
    Nos' brain...

    http://www.pant.co.uk/potluck/humour/brain2.gif
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:26 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehe Al I like it :D
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:26 AM
    J_9
    LMAO, his brain needs tased.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:30 AM
    Synnen
    Oh, that brain is GREAT!

    (it's bigger than Nos's, though)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:30 AM
    alkalineangel
    Me too :)

    I think it would go berzerk if you tazed it... its already retty fast.. lol.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:03 AM
    Synnen
    I can tell I'm really hormonal today.

    I think that very violent sex, a la preying mantiss, sounds excellent.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:06 AM
    J_9
    Praying Mantis sex. LMAO!! I LOVE that idea!
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:21 AM
    alkalineangel
    You mean devouring your partner afterwards? Or you know like position wise? LOL
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:22 AM
    Nosnosna
    Are we supposed to take praying mantis sex as expert advice, coming as it is from our adult sexuality expert?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:39 AM
    Synnen
    Nos... you WISH.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:50 AM
    alkalineangel
    Im still trying to figure out if you meant eating him or the position... ;)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:57 AM
    Synnen
    Can't it be both?

    I just want to hurt someone :)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:59 AM
    J_9
    Hurt Nos, he's into pain!!
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:02 PM
    Synnen
    Yeah... but then I'd never get rid of him.

    It would be like a puppy following me around, begging for more all the time.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:04 PM
    Nosnosna
    You saying you kick puppies?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:06 PM
    Synnen
    Just the ones that beg too often for treats they know they can't have.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:07 PM
    Nosnosna
    Beggin' Strips! James don't know it's not bacon!
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:09 PM
    Synnen
    ...


    You are so wrong sometimes
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:14 PM
    startover22
    I just have to say WOW... You guys are good. I could read this stuff all day. Went good in court, everyone keep your fingers crossed that mom will find a place to live by August 8th or I will have them living in the brand new trailer. I really want them to get a place off our property!
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:22 PM
    Nosnosna
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I just have to say WOW....You guys are good.

    Yes, yes I am.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:29 PM
    startover22
    Hahahaha, I meant the girls getting you! LOLOLOL
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:32 PM
    Synnen
    I want to know if it's anyone BESIDES his ego that says he's good.

    I always figured him for Lawful Evil, personally.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:34 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    I can tell I'm really hormonal today.

    I think that very violent sex, a la preying mantiss, sounds excellent.

    Sexy violence or just violent sex? (the preying mantiss souns scary... )
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:35 PM
    startover22
    Only for the one that is eaten up at the end Captain.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:46 PM
    Nosnosna
    And here I was thinking that was a GOOD thing...
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:47 PM
    Synnen
    You want "beaten" not "eaten" Nos.

    There's a bit of a difference.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:48 PM
    curlybenswife
    Tee hee mmmmmm not where he comes from syn ;)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:49 PM
    Nosnosna
    A little from column A, and a little from Column B.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:51 PM
    Synnen
    /beats up Nos where Laura kin jes watch
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:54 PM
    curlybenswife
    Can you film it syn I might loose control of my eyelids lol
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:56 PM
    Synnen
    Absolutely.

    I have to charge for copies of the video, though. All that blood is hard to get out of carpet, and I have to fund it somehow.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 01:08 PM
    alkalineangel
    Lawful evil - are you rolling up a character?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 01:09 PM
    Nosnosna
    Silly Al... I'm already a character.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 01:10 PM
    startover22
    Al did you go yet?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 01:11 PM
    Synnen
    Not a character, really.

    Closer to a minion.

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