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  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:49 PM
    adam_89

    Ok OK OK, white bikinis are now an option.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:49 PM
    shazamataz

    Woohoo I get the middle, that means no-one can steal the blanket :cool:

    Bella: Nakedness is mandatory (but not in Altys bed, unless your name starts with K and ends with P)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:51 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Oh come on! What neighbor couldn't resit a bunch of drunk girls in skimpy beekeens?

    Lol I have 2 acres and no neighbors for miles, we could always do it here?
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:51 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Woohoo I get the middle, that means no-one can steal the blanket :cool:

    Bella: Nakedness is mandatory (but not in Altys bed, unless your name starts with K and ends with P)


    Damn, Ok I guess I'll play fair. Nighties are in. Can we have a pillow fight too?
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:52 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    well just white for the water fight ya know. It is just better that way. Trust me!

    Reminds me of high school.

    We had couch races on the street in front of the school. It was a huge event, had a DJ and everything, water fights, couch races, dancing, partying. It was a blast.

    Stupid me wore a white, nearly transparent, T-shirt. I was determined not to let anyone get me wet, so I stood next to the DJ, no one was allowed to throw water near that area in fear of ruining his equipment.

    Well before long I had to go to the bathroom. As I'm in the girls can one of my friends (a guy) comes in with a bucket full of water, dumps it on my head.

    For the rest of the day I'm walking around wet, my pink bra as clear as day.

    At least the bra was pretty.

    Oh, I did get even. I poured a bucket down his pant. :)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:53 PM
    adam_89

    I would have to say I would be more of an outdoors person if I had a bunch of drunk girls running around in bikinis outside my house.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Woohoo I get the middle, that means no-one can steal the blanket :cool:

    Bella: Nakedness is mandatory (but not in Altys bed, unless your name starts with K and ends with P)

    LOL! If you're in my bed, sleeping in the middle means no blanket. We're German, we have two blankets, one for me, one for R. I never did understand the one blanket thing. It's just a fight waiting to happen.

    No worries, the dogs will keep you warm. :)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:55 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Reminds me of highschool.

    We had couch races on the street in front of the school. It was a huge event, had a DJ and everything, water fights, couch races, dancing, partying. It was a blast.

    Stupid me wore a white, nearly transparent, T-shirt. I was determined not to let anyone get me wet, so I stood next to the DJ, no one was allowed to throw water near that area in fear of ruining his equipment.

    Well before long I had to go to the bathroom. As I'm in the girls can one of my friends (a guy) comes in with a bucket full of water, dumps it on my head.

    For the rest of the day I'm walking around wet, my pink bra as clear as day.

    At least the bra was pretty.

    Oh, I did get even. I poured a bucket down his pant. :)

    I hope it was cold water that you got him with. I would rather have a shriveled penis for a few minutes other then no penis at all.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:55 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I would have to say I would be more of an outdoors person if I had a bunch of drunk girls running around in bikinis outside my house.

    Ill second this :)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Oh come on! What neighbor couldn't resit a bunch of drunk girls in skimpy beekeens??

    Lol I have 2 acres and no neighbors for miles, we could always do it here??

    2 acres? We're going to Bellas! :)

    I have a tiny yard, grumpy Asians on one side, a 60 year old widow with no sense of humor on the other side, and jerks that hate dogs to the back.

    The rest of my neighborhood is great, nice people, friends with all of them. Just the ones that surround me are a pain in the arse. Go figure.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:57 PM
    Alty

    Cold water was the only water available.

    We ended up dating for a while after that. :)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:57 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! If you're in my bed, sleeping in the middle means no blanket. We're German, we have two blankets, one for me, one for R. I never did understand the one blanket thing. It's just a fight waiting to happen.

    No worries, the dogs will keep you warm. :)

    I must have a little German in me because I will not share my blanket. I like having it to myself. Screw sharing it.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:57 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! If you're in my bed, sleeping in the middle means no blanket. We're German, we have two blankets, one for me, one for R. I never did understand the one blanket thing. It's just a fight waiting to happen.

    No worries, the dogs will keep you warm. :)

    **creepiest laugh I can muster** Heheheheh I'll keep you warm... heh hehehehe
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:58 PM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Cold water was the only water available.

    We ended up dating for a while after that. :)

    Hmm.. how does that happen? You are just that good aren't you?
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:58 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    I must have a little German in me because I will not share my blanket. I like having it to myself. Screw sharing it.

    I agree.

    I mean what if you like having it wrapped around you? What if you roll over? What if you're a kicker?

    It just makes sense to have your own blanket.

    All my friends say that one blanket is more intimate. Bull. If I want him, all I have to do is say so. A blanket isn't going to stand in my way. ;)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:59 PM
    adam_89

    I am glad someone is with me or I am with them. One way or the other.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 02:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Hmm.. how does that happen? You are just that good aren't ya?

    I was just that good. Now I'd probably have to tie him up, drag him to my cave, make him my love slave.

    We're actually still friends. My Godson is his nephew.

    OMG! I just realized something. My Godson is the same age as Bear, actually a bit older! :eek:

    Get me my cane and my teeth, I want to beat someone. ;)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 02:00 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I'm a no blanket sleeper. You can have all the blankets.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 02:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    **creepiest laugh I can muster** Heheheheh I'll keep you warm.... heh hehehehe

    Ahem. You're sleeping with the bunnies Bella. :D
  • Jun 30, 2010, 02:01 PM
    shazamataz

    Wait, back up a bit... 2 blankets?

    Crazy Germans.

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