Oh unky,you want to play dress up,you can be stringer?

What have you all been up to while I was sleeping?

Giant gators, blood, vomit, and what's this? Poo? What the..

You kids behave!

Sheriff, can you get this bunch under control?

(on hearing queen altys voice red falls over in a dead faint)

We are so pretty
Look at us... we look like the queen, the princess and you look like stringer in drag ( laughing so hard )

'eh'em... unk, you need a goblet
This bottle never empties, weird

GASP

The queen!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

(on hearing queen altys voice red falls over in a dead faint)

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Someone get a bucket of cold water!

Red, are you okay Red?

Where are my minions? I shouldn't have to lift a finger!

Sheriff? Deputy? Escort this young lady to the fainting room.

What more can happen today?

Dare I ask?

(red comes around)
Whispers to funflower... I think she's awake!

Am I going to prison... I need my laptop...
I need to post in the legal thread...

(whispering back to red)

What are we going to do
I can't go to the jail
Or can I?
Might be a cute jail guard we could persuade

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Originally Posted by redhed35

am i going to prison...i need my laptop...
i need to post in the legal thread..............

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Lauging so hard

Oh sunflower.. what a good idea!

Yes,take me take me!
(an eager red jumps up and down)

Shhh stop begging red... it could backfire!
Try this... NO NO NO (sunflower falls down sobbing)
I am so scared I do not deserve jail, there will be spiders and mean guards (putting hands together for cuffs)
(feeling kinky... ooops save that for the cute guard and another thread)

Ohmygod sunflower... what if they have that anal sweating thing,I heard about it but but I'm scared...

Hang on a cotton picking second.. wheres the sheriff?

Sunflower.. theres no one here to arrest us!

Dam wine! I am telling you red this isn't wine. We are hallucinating.
Lets just go put ourselves in jail. We find too much chaos and I am so stressed out.

Relax sunflower.. its alllllll good.. theres no sheriff there's no deputy its just us..

Lets play a game.. I spy with my little eye something beginning with... em them... S

[quote=redhed35;1788533]ohmygod sunflower... what if they have that anal sweating thing

What the heck is that!:eek: Maybe I don't want to know..
::sneaking away to go feed the crocaducks::

Um. Hallo. I return from my absence once again!

Hi guys :)

Yer Majesty,

The Sherriff had me clean yer whip last night. Here it is, with a fresh coat of chipolte oil on the tip.

Red... is it snacks? I am so hungry.
Is it Stringer?

Sheriff??