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  • Nov 10, 2007, 07:57 PM
    startover22
    Ha ha... Magatory... ha ha...
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:00 PM
    magprob
    Moose Knuckles:

    In yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his bean bag leaving one bean on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual beans (you'll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that 'sad puppy dog eyes' appearance to the beansack. Most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:02 PM
    magprob
    Donka Donk:

    A girl with a kicking booty. Something that you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down. Bounce!
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:05 PM
    J_9
    Okay, now you got my mind going. Who did Smack it up, flip it, rub it down Oh NO
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:06 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Okay, now you got my mind going. Who did Smack it up, flip it, rub it down Oh NO

    J... I knew he was calling you... you love that song... Hi sweet!
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:08 PM
    magprob
    P base four minus one:

    If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originally an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.

    I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.

    "Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:08 PM
    J_9
    Yeah, I love that song... among many!!
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:09 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    P base four minus one:

    If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.

    I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.

    "Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."

    You never fail to make me laugh.
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:13 PM
    startover22
    LOL... hmmmm, what he will come up with now...
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:14 PM
    J_9
    How about this one?

  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:21 PM
    startover22
    YES!! That is goooood...
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:44 PM
    magprob
    Now I'm in the mood for love.
  • Nov 10, 2007, 08:59 PM
    J_9
    This is more your speed mag my dear

  • Nov 10, 2007, 09:10 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    This is more your speed mag my dear

    Lovin' you, J!
    Clearly you've got too much time on your hands! Hehehe
    Want a used xBox! Hehehe
  • Nov 10, 2007, 09:12 PM
    J_9
    Ah, just relaxing after a long day of studying, taking online quizzes for school, soccer games, cooking, cleaning, doing laundry... Hmmmm anything else I am forgetting about?
  • Nov 10, 2007, 09:17 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Hmmmm anything else I am forgetting about?

    More than likely!
    You do much that's taken for granted...
    How could it all fit on your resume, darlin'... hehe
  • Nov 10, 2007, 09:18 PM
    J_9
    Nah, I'm not that great. Just your average Joe
  • Nov 10, 2007, 09:26 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Nah, I'm not that great. Just your average Joe

    Pwwwttthhhttttttt!
    Yes! And a humble health-care professional! "Yup!! Virtually nothing!!" NOT!
  • Nov 10, 2007, 11:41 PM
    magprob
    She ain't bad looking for her age either. LOOK!

    YouTube - KISS AN ANGEL
  • Nov 12, 2007, 01:27 PM
    Chery
    With this new Windows Vista, I have to shut down all internet browsers and install Adobe Flashplayer before I can take part in what J sent and those links from U Tube. I'll tackle that tomorrow and hope it works.


    Don't you just hate it when you purchase or receive a computer today that the software is preloaded and you can't fix it the way you want?
    My first computer was a 20 MB hard drive Commodore PC with DOS4 and I had to create my own games and programs with GW Basic. That was fun.
    Now, it's a pain trying to figure out and use preloaded crap that is new and I have better apps of the same type that work better.
    I'm so tempted to reformat and install XP on here, but since I plan on leaving this for my daughter in my Will, I will ask her first if she is willing to use Vista and buy the whole MS Office packet herself. My MS Office 2004, Omnipage 14, Adobe Acrobat 6 Professional and a lot more will have to be given to someone who is still using XP.
    So.. I guess I'll just experiment with Vista a bit longer and see if I can really screw it up.

    I love a challenge and it seams my whole life continues to be one.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_4_7.gif

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