I'm back

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Awesome Hheath!!! Congrats!!

I feel literally sick to my stomach:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/h...-479589-2.html

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Check out all the threads bella,its gets worse.

I did. I ranted on both of them. Left the rat terrier thread alone as the damage was already done.

Hi Adam! How goes it?

Hey again adam.

I am doing good. Read to get off work. How are you two?

I'm doing good. I've had this brutal headache for the past 3 days now. But other than that I'm doing good. I think I have too much blood in my alcohol stream.

Haha, I love the way you phrase that.

Hi adam
Hi red
Hi bella

Congrats heath :)

Afraid I'm out of gift cards, hheath, but congrats anyway. Your perseverance is an inspiration.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

i got a call this morning. i start work TODAY! i go in to fill out paper work in about an hour, then start work immediately afterward. someone pinch me.

can you tell I'm excited?

ok, gotta eat and get ready. i won't be back for about 10 hours, or so.

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Congrats. Is this the one you interviewed for recently? What color did you wear?

I am so pleased for you heath. I hope you really enjoy the job.

Hi QP, if you don't mind me asking, how come you always seem to be on so late?

My msn isn't working, and when I trouble shoot it says something about key ports? What the heck is that?

Id say it was a problem on msn's end not yours seeing as you can still access the internet, give it a while and try again later :)

Oh Ok. Well thanks! :)

Congrats heath. What outfit did you end up wearing?

I think she is at work KISS.

Well, I'm back from my first day of work. I sat beside a machine that was making plastic tubing. Every half hour, or so, I took measurements to make sure all the settings were still good. I'll be doing the same thing tomorrow. After that, they're going to slowly work through training me on other machines.

This amuses me. Maybe it'll amuse someone else, too.

I have blisters from cutting nipples off tubes. Nipples are metal pieces that are attached to the plastic tubes, and have to be cut off before botched tubes can be scrapped.

It just amuses me that removing nipples gave me blisters.

I know I'm a bit late (damn timezones) But Congrats on the job heath :)

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Originally Posted by hheath541

it just amuses me that removing nipples gave me blisters.

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I jealous that you had a valid need to construct a sentence with both "nipples" and "blisters" before I did.

... I think... maybe?

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Originally Posted by hheath541

it just amuses me that removing nipples gave me blisters.

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I think I am more amused by you being amused. :)

On a serious note: Do you have work gloves? You should be able to find a cheap pair of gardening gloves that can give your hands some relief.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

i jealous that you had a valid need to construct a sentence with both "nipples" and "blisters" before i did.

... i think... maybe?

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You really are a boy. :rolleyes: ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You really are a boy. :rolleyes: ;)

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I can prove it.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

i can prove it.

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I double dog dare you to prove it! Come on, whip it out!

We are talking about the same thing. Right? Is there another way to prove it? Let's just cover all the bases. Prove it to me every way you can think of. :)

The blisters are just from not knowing what I was doing. I found a better way of cutting that shouldn't give me blisters.

Kp, should should have been sitting in on my interview, yesterday. I don't think I have ever heard a middle-aged woman use the word 'nipple' so many times in 15 minutes in my life. I NEVER expected it to be a word that would come up in a job interview, let alone being used 20-30 times by the person interviewing me.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

the blisters are just from not knowing what i was doing. i found a better way of cutting that shouldn't give me blisters.

kp, should should have been sitting in on my interview, yesterday. i don't think i have ever heard a middle-aged woman use the word 'nipple' so many times in 15 minutes in my life. i NEVER expected it to be a word that would come up in a job interview, let alone being used 20-30 times by the person interviewing me.

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I think another couple o' pages or four of this discussion, using "nipples", might bunp this thread up on the bing search engine list for "nipples" querries...

Well then.

Nipples. :)

How much do I LOVE that part of my job description includes the word nipple?

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Originally Posted by hheath541

how much do i LOVE that part of my job description includes the word nipple?

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My job description is "Stay at home mom", so, until they stopped nursing, my job also involved nipples. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

My job description is "Stay at home mom", so, until they stopped nursing, my job also involved nipples. ;)

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Can my indian name be Plays With Nipples?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

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can my indian name be Plays With Nipples?

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I thought it was two dogs farking. ;)

Yes, you can be "Plays with Nipples" but you have to promise to live up to your name.

What thread are we on?

Oh carp! We in big trouble little Indian boy! Big trouble! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oh carp! We in big trouble little Indian boy! Big trouble! :eek:

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k.

I didn't start the Nipple Talk... and they can take my damn parking space to punish me... as long as I get my 10% discount at the gift shop and starbucks... who is screwing whim? Whom? Yeah. That.

*sigh*

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Originally Posted by kp2171

k.

i didnt start the Nipple Talk... and they can take my damn parking space to punish me... as long as i get my 10% discount at the gift shop and starbucks... who is screwing whim? whom? yeah. dat.

*sigh*

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I don't know about you, but until I get a slap on the wrist from the big guy, I'm going to continue talking about nipples.

Besides, we can say penis on other threads, so why can't we say nipples on this one.

Nipples are natural. Also, everyone has nipples, but girls nipples are just prettier.

Did I just say that? :eek:

I like girl nipples.

and, you know, not everyone gets to handle a couple hundred nipples everyday at work. I guess that makes me lucky ^_^

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Originally Posted by hheath541

i like girl nipples.

and, you know, not everyone gets to handle a couple hundred nipples everyday at work. i guess that makes me lucky ^_^

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LOL!

This is one of the most bizarre (okay, that took a while to spell correctly) conversations I've ever had.

This job could be worse: Testing Process webpage

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

This job could be worse: Testing Process webpage

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I could totally do that job!

I think it would be fun.

Do you think they'd mind if I made balloon animals out of the defects? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I could totally do that job!

I think it would be fun.

Do you think they'd mind if I made balloon animals out of the defects? ;)

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If you tried that water leak inspector gig for two days you'd be back to your old ways. The line forms over here.

Hello, I'm just saying hey for a minute and then I am taking a nap.