How old were you again Alty? I don't remember. I don't keep up like I use to.

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

I'm sorry...
I've stated this in like a few posts... people always tell me I'm more mature than I am, like I'm in my 20's-30's...

But, no, I'm only ... 17 ...
Does this mean that my generations ISN'T doomed? :p :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, it's okay Alt. But, I couldn't help laughing at you thinking you need to go lie down, you're not that old, you know how to use a computer! :D

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Do not joke about the computer, my computer skills, or lack thereof, are well documented on this site! ;)

I could be your mom. Seriously. :eek:

Now go clean your room, wash your hands and don't forget to put on clean underwear.

There, I feel better. :D

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Originally Posted by adam_89

How old were you again Alty? I don't remember. I don't keep up like i use to.

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Guess Adam.

Guess low, it may be the difference between life and death. :p

Well, Helpinhere, I just turned 20 a week ago and I am not to dumb and I am kind of ahead of others my age, so I guess our generation isn't doomed, just yet anyway.

Now for the other generations below us, then yes, doomed it is.

Ooh my bad last I remmeber you were saying you were 15... I could be wrong ;)

Alty I picture you my age or so. 25? Maybe?

Lol jennie...

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Originally Posted by jenniepepsi

ugh. omg omg omg. i say again. minors on the adult sexuality board. and aparently reporting it isnt doing any good :( grrrr frustrations...this is probably my BIGGEST pet peeve on this site....

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What that aimed at me? :p


My room is clean, My hands are clean...
And... I'm a nudist?! No underwear for me! :D (joking)

Anyway...
Alt, you're 27 1/2 and everyone knows it! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Guess Adam.

Guess low, it may be the difference between life and death. :p

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Well, from what I am thinking you are around 38 but I bet you aren't a day over 25

Oh and you look like you are right about my age. Just perfect.

OMG why are there sexual drive medications being shown during PRIME TIME at noon?! I just had to shut the TV off quick because we were all in the living room eating lunch and all of a sudden, I hear 'increas your sexual drive! Have sex like you have never had before! Soon you will be loving the intensity of your sex experiances!'

OMG!!

I see you Bear!!

Alty must be to flattered and must have passed out. Hope she joins us soon.

XP Yep, extenze / viagra / enzyte / etc. is all the rage now!

Yay for erectile disfunction!

Yeah it was the extenze for women

Umm... yay for clitoral-firmness disfunction?!

Seriously, there are much safer ways to help with that problem, get off the news!

I'm here and you're all in my will.

Adam gets the TV.

Jennie gets my books.

HH gets my car.

There, done. :)

FYI, I'm 38.

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Originally Posted by HelpinHere

Umm... yay for clitoral-firmness disfunction?!?

Seriously, there are much safer ways to help with that problem, get off the news!

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What the hell did I miss? :eek:

Well, yay, I get the car! What is it? (my current car is a 1998 acura CL 2.3, just over 40,000 miles)

You missed KP, I'm sure he'd like all your sex toys! :p (just kidding, you know he could just get them if he asked!)


Well, Alt, jennie brought extenze, I said erectile disfunction, then she said it was for women. I had never heard of it, so I thought up a similar problem for women! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm here and you're all in my will.

Adam gets the tv.

Jennie gets my books.

HH gets my car.

There, done. :)

FYI, I'm 38.

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Yay, So how big is the T.V. Just wondering for future references.

I got you real age right and your age that you "really" are.

Dang it, you know what I just realized? Alty, you are still old enough to be my mom.

Darn the luck.

Well, my mom is 52 so at least you aren't that age yet, so I still consider it fair game.

Ooho I love books what ind of books?

My vehicle is a 2001 Chevy Venture Van, teal, 60,000km, the brake lights don't work, either do the signal lights. There's an unidentified stain in the back that I can't get out. But, it only has 60,000 km, and it's a van! :)

The TV is a 32inch, not a plasma, sorry. It's around 5 years old but still works really well. :)

I am old enough to be your mom, but honey, I'm the cool mom! :)

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Originally Posted by jenniepepsi

ooho i love books what ind of books??

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Every book imaginable. I could open a library.

I donate around 100 books a year to the Cross Cancer institute. I read a book a day, so do the math. ;)

Every genre, author, heck, I even have law books (not that it helps). ;)

You'll never be bored again. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm here and you're all in my will.

Adam gets the tv.

Jennie gets my books.

HH gets my car.

There, done. :)

FYI, I'm 38.

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I get your autobiography...

I can deal with the 32". I only have a 20" in my bedroom so I could go bigger.

That didn't sound quite right did it?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I get your autobiography...

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LOL! You'll have to write it Stringer. ;)

I have the perfect thing for you, seeing as you like history.

I have a bible that dates back to the 1700's. I have a gun from the first world war. I have a few other antiques, and I know you'd take care of them.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I can deal with the 32". I only have a 20" in my bedroom so I could go bigger.

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That's what all the boys say. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! You'll have to write it Stringer. ;)

I have the perfect thing for you, seeing as you like history.

I have a bible that dates back to the 1700's. I have a gun from the first world war. I have a few other antiques, and I know you'd take care of them.

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That would be great, when can I expect them huh? (:)) I would love to have them.

I guess that simply copying your posts is a type of autobiography... right? :D:rolleyes::)

Yea, I was afraid of that.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

That would be great, when can I expect them huh? (:)) I would love to have them.

I guess that simply copying your posts is a type of autobiography...right? :D:rolleyes::)

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Well, seeing as it would be in my will, I'd have to die for you to get them. :(

How badly do you want them? :confused:

I am a big gun collector, so I love guns and treat them like babies, so if you want, you can switch it out and give me the gun and give Stringer the t.v. I'm sure he could go bigger in the bedroom too. Lol

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I am a big gun collector, so I love guns and treat them like babies, so if you want, you can switch it out and give me the gun and give Stringer the t.v. I'm sure he could go bigger in the bedroom too. Lol

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Adam, RUN! :eek:

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I am a big gun collector, so I love guns and treat them like babies, so if you want, you can switch it out and give me the gun and give Stringer the t.v. I'm sure he could go bigger in the bedroom too. Lol

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Hey Adam, the TV in my bedroom is important... 65 incher :).

::Running::

::Running::

::Running::

Am I good now?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Adam, RUN! :eek:

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I'm not that notorious, am I ?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I'm not that notorious, am I ?

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Of course not! :rolleyes:

Adam, you can stop running now, his TV is bigger then yours, you lose, he wins, no running away needed. ;)

Also, Adam, you made my sig line. :)

Geez Stringer.

I only have a 50" in my living room.

Geez!

I don't want to know what you have in you living room. Probably one of those new 73" right?

Boys, always fighting about whose is bigger. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Of course not! :rolleyes:

Adam, you can stop running now, his tv is bigger then yours, you lose, he wins, no running away needed. ;)

Also, Adam, you made my sig line. :)

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Adam I couldn't catch you anyway... but I could hire someone who could... :) :rolleyes:;)

Wow, I never thought I would live to see the day where I made a sig line. That makes my day. Now you can be in my will and get my TV.

David eddings? Stephen king? Terry brooks? :D