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Originally Posted by adam_89

I am moving really slow with this one actually. I can't go to fast. I really like this girl though, but time and time and more time will tell what happens from here.

I did here from my ex a couple of weeks ago. She called my work and begged for me to take her back. I kind of felt bad, but I wasn't going back. I never have, never will. There was just so many complications with her.

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This will really break her heart, you moving on so fast... one month for every six months, for recovery. ;)

Ok, OK, off the soapbox.

It's only cause I love you, Adam. :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

we'll see if we can persuade mudweiser to make a pretend badge,or or, we can use THIS!
ta da...its a piece of poo i fashioned into a badge.

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(sunflower laughing hysterically)

But red the smell??

(red quickly makes up the fake sheriff stringer)
Perfect..

Using a fake southern drool he calls unky over,full of drink,unky is fooled!

Sunflower,think of a mission for unky..
And do something about justy for gods sake!

Hey the real sheriff stringer.
Miss a little miss a lot!

Har di har har har.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

(red quickly makes up the fake sheriff stringer)
perfect..

using a fake southern drool he calls unky over,full of drink,unky is fooled!!

sunflower,think of a mission for unky..
and do something about justy for gods sake!

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OOHHH UNKY over here unky... could you please go gather them nasy 'gators. They are lose again and crawling all over the bridge.

(sunflower thinking)

Hmm now what to do about justy

Sorry, was on another thread... what's that?? Where's my substitute?? Who got my substitute? Bring it to me at once!! This is a most valuable one! I once escaped KC with it!!

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER.

Hey y'all,
Yeah,I'm the sheriff,I'm cool.
Anyone here want to a coke?
Me and my possy are just going go get some burgers for queen alty...

(sunflower do you think they fell for it)

Hey eveyone what's up

Hey nitelight come here come here,quick before the deputy sees you!

Hey Nily! There have been lots of things going on here lately... specially an unsolved mystery for the time being. There's been someone putting an awful mess in Alty's room... Inquiry is under way.

THE FAKE SHERIFF.

Hey nitelight,why don't you gander yonder over to red and sunny.. there cool,I'm cool.. go on now go on..

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Originally Posted by redhed35

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER.

hey y'all,
yeah,im the sheriff,im cool.
anyone here wanna a coke?
me and my possy are just goin go get some burgers for queen alty...

(sunflower do you think they fell for it)

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Silly red its donuts and coffee! But its working I can see its working.

Night! Come with us. We have sooo much fun. Here have a drink. Its like initiation.

Peer pressure peer pressure peer persure...

Come on nitelight... its fun.
We can play dress up!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

peer presure peer presure peer persure...

come on nitelight...its fun.
we can play dress up!

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Hey night we even have furry hand cuffs!

Fake Stringer, who's the one you like the most? And... what's the name of the whip? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Fake Stringer, who's the one you like the most? And... what's the name of the whip? :rolleyes:

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GASP! Oh know! Red red answer this

Yes? I'm waiting... :rolleyes:

(sunflower slaps red in the back of the head)

Answer... oh please answer red.

THE FAKE SHERIFF.

Why yes unky,of course I know the name of the whip,but do you my boy...

Now unky name the whip in 5.. 4.. 3.. times running out unky,I may throw you to the gators..
2.. 1!

1. The Sheriff never call me "my boy"

2. You're avoiding the question by asking another question.

3. You didn't even answer the first question.

Conclusion, there's been someone taking the identity of the true Sheriff... I told you no one could fake me.

Oh silly Unky tricks are for kids!

You're already being observed... and you try to take the identity of the Sheriff? Do you know that that's punishable? Now, behave.

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER..

Unky.ill give you a hint,the whips name begins with S...

Now deputy,ill be needing a bag for these toenail clippins of mine.. darn feet give me jip!

Go on... a bag my boy a bag..

(red gives a hollow laugh)

You mean with these surveillance thingys... I took them!


Man I need a drink...

You never let me down ( giggling so hard)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

(red gives a hollow laugh)

you mean with these surveillance thingys...i took them!


man i need a drink...

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Quick... unks not looking... take a guzzle...

Sigh... I have to go.Bye all! :) I told you to behave. The Queen will be here in some time. Be sure to clear all the mess you do.

Unky out. Closes door of room with double lock :click click:

By Unky!


Phew we are safe for a bit red. Now about this nightlight... she coming along or what. We do have some fun.

If we clean the mess no one will blame us.

Guzzle guzzle guzzle.. ahhhh,that's better..
Guzzle guzzle guzzle...

OK,I'm already for mischief...

Lets kidnap justy... lock her into this here press... ha ha ha ha giggle giggle...
Oh lusty... did I say lusty.. justy justy.. dam drink..
Lets go sunny..

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Originally Posted by redhed35

guzzle guzzle guzzle..ahhhh,thats better..
guzzle guzzle guzzle....

ok,im aready for mischief....

lets kidnap justy...lock her into this here press...ha ha ha ha giggle giggle...
oh lusty...did i say lusty..justy justy..dam drink..
lets go sunny..

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Hahaha you said lusty! That calls for the cuffs on her... go get her red. Stay in costume and fool her, then cuff her up.

Lets keep that plan on hold until she shows up...
I say we go down to the gators and play a trick on catsmine... he was trigger happy yesterday,we'll take the fake sheriff and get catsmine to do party tricks!

We'll get him to be a chicken,oh by the way this is my dog seamus.. say hello seamus..

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Originally Posted by redhed35

lets keep that plan on hold untill she shows up...
i say we go down to the gators and play a trick on catsmine ...he was trigger happy yesterday,we'll take the fake sheriff and get catsmine to do party tricks!

we'll get him to be a chicken,oh by the way this is my dog seamus..say hello seamus..

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Hi Seamus! OOhhh bring him along to chase the cat! Yes yes

Hi ho hi ho its off to the dungeon we go,
We have all day and we get to play hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho!

Do you like my song,made it up just there...
Come on fake sheriff we've got work for you.

Love the song ( haha I was really singing it while reading funny how that happens)

Don't forget seamus!
Lets go seamus and go get some kitties

Here kitty kitty kitty...

(sunflower heads up.. I think justy is about.. keep a low profile)

Justy must be spying on us!
We will reveal nothing!
Just here looking for the kittie.

Hello cats,I see you,
Say hello to my little friend..

Oh,and let me introduce you to the new and improved sheriff stringer...

(dom dom dommmm)

(sunflower holding seamus)

Stay back sea! Its just a kittie... (whispering) you will get your chance


Red,why do they leave us alone everyday! No wonder we get in to so much trouble. They better find us a babysitter.

Give the sign and I will let seamus go.