That would kill me! I'd die! But I'd probably die happy. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
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That would kill me! I'd die! But I'd probably die happy. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Kc's participation charge is $50.00Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I agree, plus 10% tax. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
LMAO! Believe me, I think we've all had some not-so-great moments as a mother. Ask me how many times I accidentally bop my son on the head when I'm carrying him by misjudging the width of a door frame. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Now he just laughs because he knows his mama is a kook at times.
Tax comes in liquid form... open up!
Then I'll just catch it on the internet ha!
That drink sounds really good, anyone ever hear of a Jersey Turnpike? It's at a bar near me, they basically ring out a wash cloth of the different types of liquor and put it into a shot
My 2 favourite shots:
Sh!t on grass
1/2 Crème de Menthe
1/2 Baileys Irish Cream
Choc Mint Twist
1/3 Crème de Menthe
1/3 Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 Chocolate liquer
http://d.yimg.com/ao/util/anysize/16...GyIH97tgPndP4-
A bit of the hair of the dog that bit me?Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhQuote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Seriously, I'm going to hurl!
Justy and I have decided, No video cameras allowed. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Liquor evil, liquor bad. My poor head! :(
Hello!!
Sarah here...
Personally I like to drink with my friend Jack, he kept me company right after my break up. When Jack wasn't around Patron stood in and helped me out.
My fiancé is still amazed at how I can drink Jack straight without throwing up on the spot
Where did my KP go? KP darling, come back, I'm not finished with you yet. Heck, I'll never be finished with you. Sigh.
Ooookay, I can't keep up tonight you guys talking to damn fast...
Cyas tomorrow :)
Why Hello... how you doin'Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Okay here laughing about my recent reddie:Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddin...ml#post1688293
Haha---
Busy.. busy at work...
Sarah
I shot the last person to give me a reddie...
All fixed... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Jack comes back, up and out! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
I used to love vodka, but I had a very bad experience with it at a party once. Someone dared me to drink a bottle of vodka straight. I was upset about a guy, thought, what the heck. I only drank half, felt fine for around 10 minutes, then I could no longer walk, talk, move, nothing!
My ex took me back to his place to sober up, put me in his parents water bed and then woke me up a few hours later to take me home because I had to work that day. My car was still at the party, my parents were not amused, they drove me to work.
Work took one look at me, thought I had the flu, sent me home. Um, no car! I had to call another ex to pick me up.
I had a hangover for a few days and to this day I cannot smell vodka without throwing up.
Ok... I'm actually going now lol...
Night Shazzy. Hugs. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
I am going to just tell EVERYONE, that I am psychic and YES, they are pregnant!
Rant over.
I'm thinking one isn't thinking about thinking when you drink that (three wise men).
Start me off with a few wildfires (tequila with tabasco) and whatever follows is just collateral damage.
Fair enough, but you'll have to reach into my pockets for the cash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I read back a few posts and I see some people were talking about me while I'm gone.
KC-- I made the bed. Too late for brunch but I'm making it anyway.
P.S. Three Wisemen is the best ;)
Sarah
I LOVE breakfast... could eat it all day, everyday!! You are the best!Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
I knew those shots would get me in trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Alty. Way to give me a reddie...
Haha!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/weddin...ml#post1688293
Sarah
Mexican three wise men and three wise men #1 sound yummy.
KP, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Expect ten months of discomfort, then you will be forced to squeeze a watermelon out the straw sized hole... well you know the drill...Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
That will teach you to let Alty knock you up when you're sober!
OMG! That was supposed to be a greenie. CRAP! I told you guys, I'm hungover. Darnit! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
This sucks!
So sorry Sarah. :o
Haha it's okay. I'll always remember your reddie---
I like the color red anyway.
Sarah
KP, you might be my baby's momma! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
That's it Alty, you've been a bad girl!
Now go to my room!
I thought you'd never ask!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Lol I didn't, I know you like the man being in control
You don't know me at all! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Backstory... a friend was in town. She a southern girl. A little shy at first, but once the cohol starts, you'd better have bail money and an ability to go to work next day still drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Anyway, once she was up, having a blast, and a guy who was about ten years younger really dug her. They hit it off, and next thing you know she gives him her room number. Crap... no... getting it wrong. Her friend gives him her room number. Well, he shows up and she's locked in on him.
She's been single for a time, and is really enjoying this guys attention. Things apparently get heavy and they realize there's no protection in the room. She didn't come up thinking shed need any and he wasn't out trolling. They go to the front desk. No condoms.
(an aside, I think all hotels should be required by local, state, and federal law to stock condoms... they can charge whatever they want... they should have 'em)
So they drive around trying to find condoms. One store was closed. Gas station didn't have any. Apparently the night ended with tired, deflated "what could have been" hugs and goodbyes.
So the next time she was up, for a birthday-ish party, we bought her an emergency first aid kit, but dumped out the bandaids and gauze and filled it with condoms, lube, and handcuffs.
It
Was
Funny
Nah... she doesn't have a whip for nothingQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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