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  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:37 PM
    albear

    Hey start good to see you, I take it you've seen my pics on Facebook :D

    Hey jh long time no see hope your doing good :)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:37 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I am here to pull in the reins. Alty back in your cell. NOW.....

    Hey Joe , here is your official Deputy Badge that the Sheriff had me make :cool:

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  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:37 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think I broke M. Oh my! :)

    You broke Batman?. like in half?. is Batman is little pieces? Don't worry Batman... I've got my feather glue... I put you all back together... I pwomise! Oh oh... where's your nose? You're missing your nose!. oh oh... I can't find another missing part! :eek: Where could it beeee?. ohhhhh noooooo... I think someone took it!. I think this is a part that you really really like! :eek:
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:38 PM
    nikosmom

    Dang Alty, and you've had 2 kids? Yowza! I'm jealous. :( I feel like a freakin grizzly bear now, lol.
    Sheriff please lock her up... just because. :p
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:39 PM
    startover22
    What kind of badge do I get Friend?
    Bear... I saw, commented and saw again;) GREAT PICS!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:41 PM
    albear
    Hello to everyone who's just crawled out of their cells :)

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    What kinda badge do i get Friend?
    Bear....I saw, commented and saw again;) GREAT PICS!

    Yea I did take my sweet time in putting them up :D
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    What kinda badge do i get Friend?

    Well Starty it's really up to the Sheriff to decide , maybe if your really nice to him... ;)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:53 PM
    albear

    Later taters :)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 07:57 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Later
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:05 PM
    starbuck8

    Batman... I've been crawling around on the floor... and I still can't find your private parts! I'm running out of glue! Poor Batman! :(
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:07 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Batman...I've been crawling around on the floor...and I still can't find your private parts! I'm running out of glue! Poor Batman! :(

    LOL... what does one say to that :eek:
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:10 PM
    starbuck8

    Well I just don't know! Ask Alty! She's the one that broke you! Hahaha! I'm just trying to put you back together! :p
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:12 PM
    starbuck8
    If you've got a nose in "low places" don't blame me!
    ... and you may end up looking like an elephant!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:15 PM
    JoeCanada76

    It is been so long there has been so many changes. Instead of editing my post. I thought I would delete it and write another one. It actually shows that I deleted my first post. How unfair is that.
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:19 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    If you've got a nose in "low places" don't blame me!!
    ....and you may end up lookin like an elephant!!

    A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, As he was unable to get his manhood erect.


    The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the Base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there Was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an Experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to
    Take the risk. The Treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old Fella .


    The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance That there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for It.

    A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and Try out his newly renovated equipment.


    As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took Her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he Felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being Extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his
    Fly and his Knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll And returned to his trousers.


    His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'


    With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my a*se'
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Alty

    Just came by to say a quick hi. I'm so mad right now I could spit nails.

    I was going to have a nap, have a splitting headache, instead I've made it worse by battling with the most stubborn, pigheaded, obnoxious, infuriating man I've ever met. My head may just split open. :(

    Going to go rest a bit. You kids hold down the fort.

    Um, Stringer dear, I need my whip back, I'm going to war. :(
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:25 PM
    friend4u178

    On a thread alty??
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:26 PM
    starbuck8

    Who Alty?. What?
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:33 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Well Starty it's really up to the Sheriff to decide , maybe if your really nice to him................;)

    He would say... "Give her whatever she wants" I know this to be true... :D
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:35 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    He would say...."Give her whatever she wants" I know this to be true....:D


    Ok
    How about I make you the STAR of your Favourite Movie of all time?
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:40 PM
    startover22
    I am who I am and still have bunches and bunches of say... I am the warrior... will be and always have been... give it to me Friend... whatever it may be...
    As much now as ever I need the strength, the smarts, and the courage of a warrior...
    You got any warriors that don't look like sluts? (sorry for the words):)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:43 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    You got any warriors that dont look like sluts? (sorry for the words):)

    Well tell me your Favourite Movie??



    Oh and here's a spunky Warrior for you ;)

    Attachment 17447
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:44 PM
    startover22
    Postman... how you going to work with that? LMAO thanks Friend... but he is not my type... dont worry about it... might as well post a pic of me on the beach with a big hug for someone... can't seem to fit in my gear anymore... awwww, poor starty, I know;)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:48 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Postman....how you gonna work with that? LMAO thanks Friend...;)

    Like this... :D

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  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:52 PM
    startover22
    LOVE IT!! YES,YES,YES... Thanks:o
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:57 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    love it!!!! Yes,yes,yes...thanks:o

    :) :)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:58 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Nighty Night everyone!!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 08:58 PM
    friend4u178

    Night Joe :)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:03 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    On a thread alty ???

    Here's the link, but don't respond, I've reported it, hopefully the mods will take care of it. I'm so sick of dealing with this man, as are many others. He needs to go, he brings nothing of substance to AMHD, all he wants to do is fight and be right. A few good people are actually talking of leaving AMHD because of him. Sorry, venting. :(

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/c...es-326952.html
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:03 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Goodnight (;

    It is hard getting off. Lol

    I checked out the thread Alty, if enough people complain maybe suspension might be under way...
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:06 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Goodnight (;

    It is hard getting off. lol

    Uhmmm... I'm sure you'll work it out Joe ;)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:07 PM
    JoeCanada76

    I need to chose my words a bit more wisely lol lol lol...
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:09 PM
    Alty

    Good luck getting off Joe, let me know if you need any help. ;)

    Alty's back! :D
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:13 PM
    friend4u178

    Alty
    I read through that thread , he is an (words deleted) , I've read some of his stuff before and he just seems to want to get a rise off everyone.

    He seems to get his kicks from upsetting people , don't let him get to you.
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:21 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, As he was unable to get his manhood erect.


    The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the Base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there Was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an Experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to
    take the risk. The Treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old Fella .


    The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance That there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for It.

    A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and Try out his newly renovated equipment.

    As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took Her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he Felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being Extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his
    fly and his Knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll And returned to his trousers.


    His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'


    With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my a*se'


    Hilarious! I know that I can always count on you, that's why you are the Chief Deputy..
  • Mar 10, 2009, 09:31 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Hilarious! I know that i can always count on you, that's why you are the Chief Deputy....!

    Thanks Sheriff :)

    I have the 2 Deputy Badges you requested be made...

    Joe has already pinned his on

    Attachment 17449

    And here is Adams for when he logs on in the morning

    Attachment 17450
  • Mar 10, 2009, 10:40 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Thanks Sheriff :)

    I have the 2 Deputy Badges you requested be made..............

    Joe has already pinned his on

    Attachment 17449

    And here is Adams for when he logs on in the morning

    Attachment 17450

    Thanks, by the way, you don't think that we should charge any type of 'enrollment fee' do you? Maybe not, but I would want to keep it kind of low... say somewhere around only three or four thousand dollars. What do you think?:rolleyes:

    We also have to determine the various fines for all the infractions of our detainees.:D
  • Mar 10, 2009, 10:47 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Wow, lots to think about stringer.

    I think I am almost wiped out from all the internet use today. Left it so long. My diet of internet has forced me to go overload tonight.

    Really goodnight...
  • Mar 10, 2009, 11:01 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    wow, lots to think about stringer.

    I think I am almost wiped out from all the internet use today. Left it so long. My diet of internet has forced me to go overload tonight.

    Really goodnight.....

    Good night my friend, we missed you and I am glad you're back.
  • Mar 11, 2009, 03:21 AM
    Unknown008

    Hey guys! Today was the anniversary of Mauritius' Independence and Republic, so schools off early. More, no tuition since I already went there.

    Stringer, to answer your question, I'm the one crouching in the second picture. That day was very tiring, and I was tired!! Thanks Chery for posting 'em for me!

    As for my connection, there's an update... a negative one... that b'stard company increased its price. There was firstly a connection of 256 kbps at 750 rupees/month (mauritian money) but they changed it to 512 kpbs w/o the public knowing and the price was raised to 1000 rupees/month, plus the installation of the accessories which was free is no more free. The last thing is that I'll have to wait the school hols so that I can instal the connection as at the moment, there's nobody at home during the hours that the company can install the connection. That all makes my head ache!! (btw, that increase in price through the upgrading of internet speed w/o the publics' opinion is illegal.)

    Did I miss anything? If so, please excuse me, and tell me if so.

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