Hey, you know that deep down I'm a sweetheart, right? Right? Really, I am, I am. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Sigh, I'm bad but in a good way, really I am. ;)
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Hey, you know that deep down I'm a sweetheart, right? Right? Really, I am, I am. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Sigh, I'm bad but in a good way, really I am. ;)
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Originally Posted by jrebel7
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
:eek: :eek: :eek: I don't think I know that Alty! Same one as our Queen??
Goodnight again people... :)
Sweet dreams of the new American President...
Yep. That one.
Trust me, I'm the devil's advocate...
... she may be his lawyer
Thank you Stringer!! You just made my heart happy, giving me a smiley face to end the night. Sleep well. Things have a way of working out even when we least expect them to... see, I got a smiley from you and I thought you had already gone to bed! Night night!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Hey! Now wait a minute, I'm really not that bad! :(
Also, for the record, I don't think I've ever made you cry, and I'm fairly certain I never made you poo. ;)
I wouldn't bet on that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
:eek: :eek: :eek: TMI, TMI! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Agreed :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I see my lawyer has finally shown up! The evil Sheriff and Deputy had me in the holding cell all day, and I couldn't get in contact with my attourney! :(
Hey Little Duckie, you had some people going to bat for you tonight. I wondered where you were? First you were in the dungeon, well I digress! Bear joined forces with me and Momma C for you! Did you get caught up with the posts yet?
I was just getting caught up! I heard you had the bike ready for a quick escape! The Grizzly Bear was ready to come to my rescue, and my Momma stuck up for me! :D
Little Miss Snickers got herself sprayed by that nasty Pepe le Pew tonight! Grrrrrrr! Stinky thing! Whole house smells of Skunk again now! Uuugggghhhhh!
I read only the last post. Hi Rebbie and Starby. I'm on the previous posts. Sorry for being late, I just got a mail notification. I saw that Momma C is our judge, and you're closely watched. Don't you worr, I've found some clue, and will find more.
Oh? You're released? Phew! Ok, I'll keep my little proofs of your innocence, until they become handy.
No, that big meanie Queen Alty is the judge! We wanted Momma C to be our mayor, but she turned down the position. But she's still my mommy! The Sheriff is ruthless... and that Deputy... well he put a ball and chain around my delicate little duckie leg, and strong armed me into a cold dark dank cell in the dungeon. It was scaaaaarrrryyyy! I heard strange howling sounds, and saw shadowy figures! The Deputy, by orders from the evil Sheriff, fed me stale bread and dirty water! It was hell I tell you... hell!
But, I saw that the Deputy released you! :/ :confused:
It was all a set up I tell you! The Sheriff is running for re-election, and one of his campaign promises is to try and catch my evil twin brother, the serial killer Duck! The Sheriff knew he couldn't catch my twin brother Charlie (aka... Chuck the Duck) but he was paid off by Chuck's evil gang... the ChuckDuck6, (Larry, Curly, Moe, Huey, Duey and Louey) to frame me for his crimes! See, since we are twins, our footprints are the same. Chuck has an ingrown duck nail, but the Sheriff hasn't released this very important evidence. Chucky has a very jaded and criminal past, and has opened accounts in The Bank of Donald, using my identity! He also has inside connections within said Bank Of Donald Duck, as do the Sheriff and The Deputy! They have plans to build Duck Towers! I'm a victim of identity theft, and Chuck is building his Duck Empire by stealing out of little old lady's pocket books! Chuck and Donald, The Sheriff and the Deputy are working together! There are your real perps!
I was released on my own recognisence! I had to ask my friends for "Bills" for bail money! I have undercover ducks following me wherever I fly! I hear them. They are making Duck Calls, and 'Ducking' behind bushes. I think I'm Ducked! My goose is cooked! I'm being sent upstream to the big coup, for the crimes of my brother! The Sheriff is with holding crucial evidence! I heard the Sheriff and Deputy just got a substantial pay raise, and a paid vacation to the Bahama's for a Girls Gone Wild convention, where he will stay at a 5 star luxury hotel and spa, and they will dine on meals of my ancestors. They will be spending our tax dollars on every luxury, while we sit in this cold dank castle, as I've heard that the Sheriff has cut off our utilities, so he and the Deputy could get use our money to play golf and get hot oil massages, and manicures to remove all evidence of dirty dealings from under their money grabbing fingernails! Vote yes on Duck Bill Referendum 22, and we will stop this madness!
Uh oh...
My hereby client has the right of freedom as long as there is nothing against her. So, spies get away or I may pursue you to court. You hear me? I heard of a tiny device that the duck can wear so that you know where she is, but NO SPYING! That's against the fundamental law!!
You tell them Mr. Unky! I shall stand up for my Duckin rights! You can't Duck around with my lawyer! He means Duckin business!
Oh, I need to have lunch. Bye Starby, good night.
Btw, yes Rebbie, as from now, I won't be able to come in when you'll be in as well, 'caus I link up in a library. For me to come in when you are up, I need to link up either in early morning or late night, but the library is open from 11 to 19 on weekdays except Mondays where it is closed and from 9 to 15 on Saturdays. I cannot stay in the library until late. Until I get a connection at home, I'll be able to come in here only in the latehours or very early hours of the morning, when most of you are asleep.
So sad... :(
Bye Unky! Continue working on my innocense! There are some Big Bills in it for you! :D
YOU may have been given a reprieve but innocent....NOT, in so many ways......Quote:
Bye Unky! Continue working on my innocense!
Well all, today is not a good day.
I'm heading to Maine this afternoon. Grammy is on her way home to Jesus. I'm so sad...
Rah...
Oh Chicky. I am sorry. You go... sorry sweet heart
Thanks Starty. For these words and the private words. Just... thank you...
Welcome, and now you be careful on your trip, and love lots;)
See you when you get back.
Oh Chicky, I'm so sorry to hear that hon. This month is just not a good one for you is it. :( You will be in my thoughts and prayers. Safe travels on your way to Maine. I'm always around to lend an ear no matter what. We all love you, and wish we could take the heartbreak away. I wish I could do more for you, but I will be thinking of you. Take care of yourself my girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
I am so sorry you are hurting. For her, what an adventure but for all who love her, so much sadness. We are never ready to let go of those we love and cherish. I will pray a safe journey for you and strength for the coming days for you and your family. Feel the love wrapping you with warmth and comfort as you go through this time, knowing so many love you and care that you are hurting.Quote:
Originally Posted by HistorianChick
I hope all your fond memories will soothe the pain a little, dear. She'll always be with you in your heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by jrebel7
HC, I am so sorry also, keep the warm and loving memories that you have of her always. I don't know her, but I do know that she loves you. And her influence will be with you forever.
Stringer
How beautiful you are now that I am drunk -Magprob
HC, I'm so sorry sweetie. You know that you are in our prayers, and so is your Granny.
She is going to a better place, a place with no pain, no saddness. It's those of us that are left behind that suffer through the loss of death, the ones that are leaving are truly blessed.
Mag, way to lighten the mood buddy. ;)
So sorry "J" :(
As they say Magatory " Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Okay, my contribution;
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better be hung like a horse or have major mammaries.
As you know I have no charm but I've always been hung like a horse and, as a bonus, as I get older, I'm getting major mammaries also. In 5 to 10 years, I'll be to sexy for my shirt.
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