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HAHA! We have some perrtttyyy big flies here in Canuck-ville! They could eat you in one bite! Run for your life!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chameleon
Yes, we have some interesting convo's. You've missed the other places we've had in the "lounge". They shut us down after 1500 posts around here, so we have to come up with a new place all of the time! Probably drives the Mods nuts! :eek: :D
I still have my mom and my maternal grandparents and my moms 2 brothers... both my dads parents passed away when I was 3 and 5, his sister passed away a long time ago, and his brother was stillborn, so I'm the only one left, and I got married so my name changed. Hubby and I thought that when we have kids, if 2 are boys, we may give 1 my maiden name.
I was going to go read about supersperm, what's the thread title?
That is a nice idea! I'm sure your Dad would be proud to have a namesake. My Dad is so proud of his grandchildren, but the only one that would have our sir-name, to carry on, is a girl... so that doesn't work.
Both sets of my grandparents have been gone for yrs. and more good friends and extended family than I could list, but it must have been hard for you to lose everyone on your Dad's side of the family. So I can see why your hubby and you would want to do that!
HAHAHAHA! Uhmmm, just click on my name, and then my answered questions.
Here it is.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-...es-224399.html
All I can say is wow... I remember my mom asking when I was 14 if I knew how babies were made. I'm like yeah mom, for about the last 5 years. I shpuldve scared the crap out of her and told her that I didn't until my boyfriend showed me, but I didn't have a boyfriend, so that wouldn't have worked. Also would have gotten me in hot water for, oh, the rest of my life. Sorry about not capitalizing the beginning of sentences and no punctuation, but I'm on a cell phone, so it's a pain in the butt.
And now mom is doing the 'i want grandbabies' song and dance.
I had to come back here, or I was going to lose my mind and say something not 'sa nice to another teen (or troll, not sure) Ehhh, I think I'm done for the night. I will sign off with our usual calm down words! BUBBLES, BUBBLES, BUBBLES! ;)
Have a good.. uhmm night or morn toad, since I don't know where you live. It's 3:30am here! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's* Nitey Night!
You too and its 607 am here.
Hey all, anyone here, Toad, I see you're online, or did you forget to log off?
Hee, hee, Toad, I like it. :)
I'm mowing the yard... be back later though
ALTY!! I have to go... there is No one watching the farm!!
Farm? Did I miss something? Eek, is this a sign of sinility?;)
String man? Are you sitting outside watching the crops grow again? LOL! Or are you just outstanding in your field?
I'm watching the grass grow, and the kids, wow, slow mo is fun! ;)
I'm bored, don't want to clean, Hubby's going golfing and I'm stuck at home, again! I need a girls night out, any takers?
OO, OO, Pick me, Pick me! *arm up in the air*
I choose, hmmm, Starby? ;)
Now, wherever shall we go? Whatever shall we do? You any good at pool, darts, kareoke? ;)
Give me lots 'o' beer, and I believe I am very good at all of those things! In fact, I think I may even be the champion! Yeess Yeess, I believe I am! I just don't know why everyone leaves when I sing? They probably ran out of money, and felt bad for not tipping me! Yeah, that's it!
Giggle, lub you Starby, you made me smile, that's a pretty mean feat today. ;)
The kids are driving me nuts, I have a whiny princess and prince, HELP!!
Do they have Karaoke bars in Aruba, Jamaica,. oooo I want to take you... Bermuda, Bahama's c'mon pretty mama... Key Largo, Montego,. LOL!
Baby, why don't we go? ;)
Well now I reeeeaaalllyyy want to go to Kokomo! Maybe we can party with the "beach boyz"!
Really, why don't we go? Oh, yeah, passport is expired, gee golly and shucky darn, so not fair! ;)
Okay, time to bite my tongue, so want to answer a thread, it would be all bad.
Question: I have pain on the tip of my penis.
My answer would be: slow down and use lubricant.
Bad? Yup, see I'm getting better. Deep breath, relax. Look, BUBBLES!! :)
... and no cruise for me! :( We'll find somewhere to go! We'll make our own fun... we can grab some sand and spread it around the backyard, fill up Niki's kiddie pool, light some torches, get air freshener that smells like ocean breeze, make drinks and put tiny umbrella's in them, get loaded and we'll never know the diff! LOL!
My answer: Give your wife $20 bucks and tell her to go shopping!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Smart A$$ Starby is out to play again! ;)
Hee, hee Starby, now I'm LOL! :) Thanks. :)
Kiddie pool, drinks with umbrellas, now all we need is a couple of cabana boys and we're all set! :)
I come in for a break from the yard and this is what I see... im going back to finish the yard and just hope I don't cut my leg off. Going to *try* to use the weedeater... never used one and this one is taller than me... im concerned.
*flipping through Yellow Pages*... Cabana Boys R US... It's got to be here somewhere!!
Careful there toad! You need to save at least one limb to type!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chameleon
Hey Toad, gosh it feels weird calling you that. Just stand back when you weed whip, I hurt myself pretty bad with one of those things once, now hubby does the whipping, well, not always. ;)
Cabana boys online, how many sites, jeesh, this might take a while. ;)
Well we just got a notice saying well be fined 50 USD if we don't mow by tomorrow. Only thing is is that last night was the first night it hasn't rained all damn week. And if you guys want to call me chamy instead, that's fine.:)
It's up to you, Toad, Chamy, doesn't matter, whatever you want. I'll get used to Toad, just seems a bit mean, still better than some of the things I've been called in my life. ;)
Good... lord.
You guys are... SO chatty while HC and I are gone. GOODNESS!
To catch up...
Starby, no worries. I think chuck norris once said, "I'm 39...with 17 years of experience."
Toad: hi! Welcome!
As far as the pregnancy scares... you have... NO idea what kind of "could I be pregnant" clinicals I get in a week. REALLY. Alty, if you knew, you wouldn't have had children... for their sake. Some of these kids are S-T-O-O-P-I-T.
Few examples:
"Can I be pregnant...? we had sex...well, not in my mm-mm but the other one"
"can sperm travel to your stomach and impregnate you there...?"
OMG, really Sneezy?
Reminds me of a joke. Should I? I hope no kids are reading this;
Two sperm are travelling and one turns to the other and asks: Are we near the egg? The other says, we haven't even cleared the throat yet. ;)
Bad, I know, really bad, but hey, funny right? ;)
I can get to Edmonton.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
HAHA! Alty, don't be surprised if that one shows up on a thread soon! After the last question, that will no doubt be the next.
Poor Sneeze, I would be pulling my last hair out right now if I had to do that!
Sneezy, I am sure glad I am not 39 with 17 yrs of experience! EEEEKKKK!!
Edmonton is a nice place!. although the winter kind of sucks! It's beautiful in the summer!Quote:
Originally Posted by chuff
How ironic, Florida is a nice place... the summer kind of... full blown no questions asked sucks! It's beautiful in the winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
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