Long day Alty? I know, you're still not feeling well, but the pic of Joe must have perked you up a bit. Sooo sexy! Yer wife better watch out Joe! ;) Well maybe not, she must be a better cook than the rest of us... LOLOL!

Lol, so funny starbuck. I hope Alty got a good chuckle.

Very long day. I have a very grumpy son today, he's being a royal pain in the... and I've had enough. He just wants to argue about everything today, just so grumpy. I'm ready to pull my hair out, jeesh, as if being sick isn't bad enough, now I have to deal with grumpy bumpy boo boo. He's being really defiant, and is at this moment having a time out, Mommy is so done, stick a fork in her. Arrrrrrrr! :(

Sorry, vent time, just don't know what's gotten in to him and I have no idea how to get it out. ;)

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lol, so funny starbuck. I hope Alty got a good chuckle.

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I did Joe, and I so needed that, thanks. :)

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Hilarious with the picture...thanks :)

Starby, Im going to the New Jersey Institute of Technology currently. I'll be graduated in a year and I can't wait. Im majoring in Information Security, probably work for the government / military / law enforcement or something. I guess I should figure that out soon :)

How about you guys, what do you do??

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I was a brain surgeon until I got fired for removing the wrong one, Alty is a stripper... she was my first victim! Joe is a beer tester, and Friend is a... zoo keeper!. yeah that's right... a zoo keeper!

Oh my God, what has happened to me tonight? LOLOL!

Okay, I am a floral designer, Biggie. Well I do it occasionally now. I do mostly contracts, and a few other projects on the side.

Just call me Homer then. Duff beer. See me drool.

Stripper, why do I have to be the stripper, I want to be the beer tester, jeesh Starby! ;)

I'm currently a stay-at-home-mom, in other words, I run a major corporation, I am a doctor, a chef, a cleaning lady, a teacher, a gardener, a mechanic, you name it. I make tables and other wooden knick knacks in my non existent spare time, whew. ;)

How hard would it be to get in to Stripping, I already know how to take my clothes off, hmm, I hear the money's good. ;)

Its good to vent Alty. Hope everybody is back to their old selves soon.

Joe,

You looking for an apprentice?

I'll work for free...

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Stripper, why do I have to be the stripper, I want to be the beer tester, jeesh Starby! ;)

I'm currently a stay-at-home-mom, in other words, I run a major corporation, I am a doctor, a chef, a cleaning lady, a teacher, a gardener, a mechanic, you name it. I make tables and other wooden knick knacks in my non existent spare time, whew. ;)

How hard would it be to get in to Stripping, I already know how to take my clothes off, hmm, I hear the money's good. ;)

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I thought it would be a day off to make you a stripper Alty! It never rains in hooterville! Hey, wasn't my line, I just heard it on "Two and a half Men" LOL!

Geeezzz, M is going to come back and wonder what the heck has happened to my innocent little Daycare!. Where puppies laugh, and bunnies hop, gold fish fly, and birdies swim... oh wait!. was that wrong?

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Joe,

You looking for an apprentice??

I'll work for free....

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Stand in line buddy! LOL!

Thanks Joe. He's not usually like this, that's why this behavior is such a shock. I tried talking to him, but he's 9 and stubborn, sadly, he comes by it honestly, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and he's definitely my little apple. :)

I think he had a bad day at school, and he's still sick so he's a bit grouchy because of that too. Early to bed for him tonight, hopefully he'll feel better tomorrow. Unfortunately, now I'm grumpy too. I need a really good giggle.

Shouldn't being the stripper be a honor... in some sort of sick way that I assumed you guys would think like?? :)

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Stand in line buddy!! LOL!!

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Oh no, no way, I get first dibs on that! LOL!

$5 to cut in line..

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Shouldn't being the stripper be a honor...in some sort of sick way that I assumed you guys would think like??? :)

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Hee, hee, that's kind of sad, you figured us out that quickly, and here I thought we were mysterious, shucks, guess not. I could have done the Stripper thing 15 years ago, not so much anymore, having kids does unkind things to your body, trust me, it ain't pretty. ;) :D :p :eek:

I've got to run for a while guys, time to put grumpy and sicky to bed. I'll be back in around 1/2 hour, keep the home fires burning. :)

Yes... Alty the stripper! HAHAHA! You don't think that pic in your wedding dress fooled anyone did you?

Well you said you needed a laugh right? You know me when I get into sarcastic mode, hehe!

Talk to you in awhile Alty! ;)

Oh Oh, what did I start. Lol...

5 dollars is not much. Maybe if you make it $ 50. Then I could see you cutting in line bigbird.

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5 dollars is not much.

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See what happens when you come out Joe? Everyone just gets out of control! Not me of course, but the others! :eek:

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Hee, hee, that's kind of sad, you figured us out that quickly, and here I thought we were mysterious, shucks, guess not.

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Might be kind of sad that I identify so well... Oh boy..

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5 dollars is not much. Maybe if you make it $ 50. Then i could see you cutting in line bigbird.

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For $50 I'd rather go buy myself the beer and taste it all by myself... :D

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Might be kind of sad that I identify so well.... Oh boy..

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Awww, see Alty!. he was an easy one! Didn't take us long... WE ROCK! :cool:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...og-199850.html

Seee! Even Freddy says so! :D

Oooopps, what the heck happened there? Hang on... LOL!

We will rock you

... okay I'm not sure what to think about that one... LOL

Ah, so young, doesn't know the song, sad, are we that old Starby? ;)

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Ah, so young, doesn't know the song, sad, are we that old Starby? ;)

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Hey hey, I'm a musician, of course I know the song... the video was just... interesting :)

You guys... honestly :eek:

Biggie run away while you can , they're starting to get you under their spell :)

I know... it was kind of a weird video. That was the first time I saw it. I just thought I'd post something other than Freddie, because all the video's had "We are the Champions" with it! I guess it matched my crazy mood today... lol

I just gave a teenie advice though... I should've stayed here... urrrggghhh!

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You guys....................honestly :eek:

Biggie run away while you can , they're starting to get you under their spell :)

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Oh you Lub us, and you know it! :p

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You guys....................honestly :eek:

Biggie run away while you can , they're starting to get you under their spell :)

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Now, now M, being under our spell is not a bad thing, is it? ;)

Starby, was it the teen whose boyfriend told her that the third time they have sex he doesn't have to wear a condom because he can't get her pregnant? Wow, I read that one and then just walked away, not going there. :eek:

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Oh you Lub us, and you know it!! :p

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And now I'm a zookeeper??

Yeah I suppose you got that right starby :)

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Now, now M, being under our spell is not a bad thing, is it? ;)

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No master!!

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And now I'm a zookeeper??????????

Yeah I suppose you got that right starby :)

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Oh great, Starby, look what you did. He's a zookeeper and we're the animals, not good. Oh, crap, that is what you meant right M? Did I just pass you the ammunition, or was the gun loaded already? :eek: :D :rolleyes:

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Now, now M, being under our spell is not a bad thing, is it? ;)

Starby, was it the teen whose boyfriend told her that the third time they have sex he doesn't have to wear a condom because he can't get her pregnant? Wow, I read that one and then just walked away, not going there. :eek:

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You got it... uhh huh! Geeezzz! And she says she's 18? Where in the world can you be alive until 18, and still believe something like that... Grrrrrrr!! I don't think I believe she is 18 though.

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Oh great, Starby, look what you did. He's a zookeeper and we're the animals, not good. Oh, crap, that is what you meant right M? Did I just pass you the ammunition, or was the gun loaded already? :eek: :D :rolleyes:

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You got it alty... you know not too much gets past me :)

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Oh great, Starby, look what you did. He's a zookeeper and we're the animals, not good. Oh, crap, that is what you meant right M? Did I just pass you the ammunition, or was the gun loaded already? :eek: :D :rolleyes:

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Oh hell Alty! What have I done? Have I created a monster? No no M... back to your corner! Alty gave me the whip!!

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You got it...uhh huh!! Geeezzz!! And she says she's 18? Where in the world can you be alive until 18, and still believe something like that....Grrrrrrr!!! I don't think I believe she is 18 though.

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Kind of scary isn't it? Just goes to show, they really have no idea. Maybe we should start a thread, "All the possible ways you can get pregnant", think they'd read it?

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Oh hell Alty!! What have I done?? Have I created a monster?? No no M...back to your corner!! Alty gave me the whip!!!

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He always says that we scare him, personally I think we should be scared. All that time he spends in the corner, watching, learning, he kows us way to well. Time to spice things up, throw a curve ball, catch him off guard. You up for it Starby? ;):D :cool: