Okay. I do appologise. It won't happen again. Guess I had way too many drinks. My senses left me. LolollolQuote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
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Okay. I do appologise. It won't happen again. Guess I had way too many drinks. My senses left me. LolollolQuote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
Lol... ok I understand now... yep hard to believe Its been 3 months... but time flies when you are having fun! Im very proud of you and your new job J!
I just made the mistake and turned on Sky News... just in time to hear that "1 out of 4 Brits don't know the birthplace of Jesus". D'OH I wonder where these pole takers went for this crucial research.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gifFrom now on, I'll stick to comedy and Sci-fi channels.
Just heard another great comparrison:
When talking about Barry Bonds and 'drugs', a woman on TV said "Talking about athletes who take drugs to improve their performance is like talking about a porno-star getting plastic surgery to look sexier, so where is the problem"
Wow, don't you just love people with different opinions!
My favorite sport is Bowling and there is not much of it on TV. Maybe because none of the pro bowlers take steroids yet.. oh, yeah, the main reason is not enough sponsors and money, but does anyone know how many Bowling Alleys there are compared to Baseball and/or Football stadiums?
C.U. at the bar, I'm fixing me another double..
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_143.gif Dang It! Can't even find a bowling smiley!
While sipping my double, my finger went to a post. WRONG post for me to read after the day that I just had. I feel like calling the cops and having her arrested for seducing a minor!
I swear, if things don't get better than this, you'll find me under the bar for a few days.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...tml#post765373
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Hey folks, clear a table so that I can draw a little bit to get my mind off other bullcrap today..
Watch out, I draw fast..
Here are few more, just for (sh)its and grins..
Another double,and I'm on a roll now!.
Hey, don't leave now, I'm not done yet...
Just can't resist, have to draw one more and then pass out...
After a bit of frustration I get downright creative, don't I... ha ha ha!
I'll have a double Jim Beam with a water back, keep them coming and I am going to smoke. I'm going to drink and smoke and get loud and I might even end up in jail but I will have a good time and I don't give a damn who don't like it... got a light?
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Hands mag the bottle what the hell its christmasQuote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Wow! That was great! Thanks! :D I was going to pick out a favorite one, but then couldn't after I had seen the rest of them!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chery
Craig
You rock, Chery. Great collection. Thanks.
Im so fed up with this weekend already its no fun millies mardy and I'm fed up I hate it when ben has to work stupid hours gggrrrrr rant over ;)
"mardy"? That's a Britishism (I'm guessing) that I've never encountered before. What does it mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by curlybenswife
Mardy means sulky
I can beat it cbw... mommy is the one crying now... Colton wasted a trip to the crowded mall (that I really didn't want to go to after being up all night!).. he got scared of Santa. :( Can't really say I blame him though.. they weren't a nice crew. So now? No picture with Santa to add with the no picture with Easter Bunny.
Okay, I'm through venting now... can I please have a very, very stiff one? Need something to knock me out :) LOL
LMAO millie saw santa last Saturday at the local church fate it was sooooo funny she sat there on bens knee with her eyes shut and a huge grin on her face although she soon opened her eyes when santa mentioned chocolate :D
Im so glad this is a bar id be worried about you asking for a stiff one otherwise giggle
LMAO! I needed that.. thanks :) LOL
I almost started to cry when he clenched so tight he was about to choke me! We have a big garden that decorates and does tons and tons of lights and pics with Santa... we are going to try that one, if not then Wal-Mart should do the trick with a xmas background... just not before xmas.
To be honest its so common for them to be freaked out by santa the guys dressed in red for crying out load witch is sublimaly a warning sign isn't it.
Im sure you will find a way to get a fab pic either way ;)
I hadn't even thought of that, LOL. It'll work out :) I just really thought he was going to do great... he kept talking about getting his pic done.. he was good in the line.. just when he stepped right over that line, no no no merry christmas LOL
LOL bless him poor little soul wait till j reads this you will die laughing at what she tells you ;)
Johnny is almost 6 and he still won't go anywhere near Santa. He hides his head under Daddy's jacket as we walk by, LOL
Santa is very scary to little kids. I don't force the issue as I don't want it to impact future Christmases.
I already did enough damage making him sit with Santa last year.
**EDIT**
To add to the rest of the story... as long as you can't see their faces our little ones believe they are invisible. Johnny won't go anywhere near santa with his face showing. Sure he'll peek out, but if santa looks his direction, he is under that coat with both arms in a stranglehold around daddy's legs.
I felt the same way... guilty mom standing there trying to talk her 2yo into sitting with Santa. Finally I walked away (almost in tears, but I walk away.. LOL). I'm okay with it now.. I can chuckle it up, but I did almost go a "little bipolar" on my hubby :oQuote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Bless the poor lad can't help it I'm just glad I didn't blow 100 pounds on taking millie to london and seeing santa in hamleys I really would have been mighty pee'd off lol
None of my kids were afraid of Santa except little Max, he is all good now though!
You guys are great! Hope all is good and wondering If I should start decorating the outside or the inside first?
Chery... BOWLING is my fave, I love it, but not to watch, I just love to bowl! And the french fries they serve at the alley... THE BEST in the whole world... Hugs sweet!
LOL, just don't force the issue, let him look, but if he doesn't want to fine, if he doesn't want to sit on his lap, fine.
Strangers are scary to little kids then you get a fat stranger, and you put that fat stranger in a red suit and add a beard that covers 90% of his face. Hell, I'd be scared too!!
Do the outside first... it's what everyone else sees :) That's what I did... just haven't gotten to the rest yet LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
I agree... never make a kid get up there, just not cool, poor little things!Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Yay bens on his way home woo hooo
Oh good CBW... you got the trap set up for when he opens the front door?
Relaxation time for cbw!! I think I'll take a little nap before work. Thanks for the encouragement ladies! Sleep will help it all... or at least I'll believe that for now, LOL
I got lazy and combined... decorated the windows after the 6th, and the tree was done on the 24th in the afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by rpg219
Now, I'm leaving it up to my daughter and her 'family' - can't wait to see Alexander's eyes on Xmas Eve.
I used to bowl all the time, even was asst. mgr of a bowling alley of 6 lanes on a military base here, but my bones and spine said no more, so is used to coach and now I just like watching. Did three turkeys in my bowling career but did my best in coaching. I guess my experiece was destined to be passed on to others, including my art skills, computer skills, and more - I love teaching others what I know..
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That's why learning from you is such a joy. Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chery
I know CBW doesn't want any music, but I have a new song I am just dying over... Her Eyes by Pat Monahan. I'm just loving it!!
I agree with Ordinaryguy! I enjoy reading your thoughts, facts, feelings, and opinions, your jokes, your rants, your raves, your everything! Some days, I need a good Chery line at the end of your posts, you always seem to have one... :) :)
Bowling?? That is great, in the eighth grade, I won state... my high a big ole 287... I will never forget it! Chey, I have to tell you when I take the boys, I get nothing more than high 90's now... but it's all for fun, and worth every smile I see on their faces! Hugs and lot's a loving...
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J, got it, thanks!
Bowl? You mean the stuff you put food in? LOL
I can't hardly lift a bowling ball!!
Awww, come on J, so fun I think we out of have a AMHD tourny! LOL
I'll serve the pitchers of beer, but I can't bowl a lick. I could even be the DJ!!
Yes, the DJ... that sounds wonderful... and really really fun!
I would love it! How is J_9 tonight?
anybody here know how to make a good whiskey sour? How about a bad one?
countdown to my wife coming home from 10 day europe trip = t minus 22 hours.
she sweettalked three boys to ride the train with her to amsterdam last night, and had a blast. Sounds tired but in good spirits.
how about a red headed slut? I don't want one.. just curious. About making the drink. What the heck is in it. Had one with my 21 year old daughter on her birthday at the bar... I bought a wildfire round and she bought red headed sluts... sweet crap if I remember right. Who is the bartender in this joint??
Kp... gone crazy... kp gone crazy... kp gone crazy...
Been... been... been?
True... ok well I have never had a red headed slut.. and just typing it makes me feel a little strange! Hee hee... whiskey sour... yummmyyyyy!
Oh, I want a duck fart!!
Duck fart with a blow job back please
Can someone put on Ice Ice Baby!!
Sorry, KP, I just had to...
On one of my fav playlists I have bruce springsteen singing "red headed woman"... a naughty, naughty song right after bonnie raitt's "love me like a man"... only one person has ever caught the readhead tie in when played over the sound system at gatherings... and he's a music-phile. Or whatever the hell they like to be called.
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