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Heeyyyy!! Ducky not smelly! Ducky smells perty! I went for a dip in the pond! I think it was the Sheriff's arm pits you were a smellin!. and little bunnies look all cute and innocent, but they are stinky tooo! That Starty girl spends all day in her armour... she's all schweaty when she climbs out of that!. and Bears smell like fish! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Bear smells like fish?
As for the bunny comment, I don't smell, I clean daily, I roll around in my wood shavings and I use a litter box. Ducks just poo wherever they want to!
Besides, the pond is stinky, that's why you're stinky too. Yup, it's you, stinky ducky! :)
Bunnies have droppings.
Ducks... squirt? Right?
Anyway, I think I'm done at the coffee shop... I'm headed home. Ciao ladies.
Who didn't clean the pond? I believe that is Sneezers job? :rolleyes: I only poo on the bunnies head when she's sleeping! :p... and I don't squirt you big fat liar head!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
(Sniff) I repeat... I think it isn't really a bad smell... nooooo it smells good like roasted duck with that crispy skin... man am I hungry!
Ducky's skin is all dried out! I needed my feathers for protection against the harsh weather! Now I'm one tough Ducky! No amount of basting will help I tell you... none! It's all yer fault that I'm plucking plucked!
Come here 'lil ducky, yes come over here. Let me help you, sit down here on this little round pillow and rest. What is that, I didn't hear you... oh, what is that little string/candle coming out of the pillow and why does it feel like a pot below it? You say it looks like a fuse? It's nothing, nothing I tell you. Do you want to drink this gravy, it tastes really delicious. Here, let me light this candle for you, I know that you like candles... are you comfy?
What is that you asked? What is burning... burning? I don't know, maybe it is the candle?
Pay no attention to the little string that is burning, it's nothing.. NOooooo it isn't a fuse, no way... no way...
The pillow is getting hot? NOoooooo I think that you are just imagining it... What is the clock/timer beside your pillow? I don't know who put that there. Maybe Alty left it there when she was here visiting?
You say that you smell something cooking? Awwww, is that why you have that cute worried look of fear on that cute ducky face? Well don't even worry aboot anything hon... no, here I can put this new fangled gadget on top of you to keep you warm... Yes I know it looks like a lid... but just relax... will you? You are among (very hungry) friends now... close your eyes hon, everything will be fine... soon.
QUACK! The Sheriff has tied my legs together with string! I knew Stringer was a cover name! He's the Stringman!. the evil keeper of the String! He wants to truss me! HELP! I wondered why he always has mint jelly in his pockets! He said that it was a bug repellant!. and he said the cranberries were food for the deer... and that big thermometer was for giants!. and that big syringe? I haven't seen any giants in the castle! Nope... haven't seen them! I think the Sheriff is corrupting the ladies of our castle! He can't be trusted!
Stringer, did you get her? Are we having roast duck today? I can make all the side dishes, but I don't want to go to the trouble unless I know for sure we're having duck!
Oh darn, I can almost taste it, my mouth is watering. I WANT ROAST DUCK!!
Well I will tell you... this is the LOUDEST Duck I have EVER heard! She is cooking now, but she has the highest pitch scream that I have ever heard!! I am standing here with my fingers in my ears!! But you are right... smells great! Another hour or so.. . and DINNER!
Dinner, just in time for lunch! :)
Lunch or Dinner? She is cooking very, very slowly and she won't stay in the pot... I have to stand here holding the pot lid on... maybe I'll turn up the flame??
Hey there all of you still in here! I'm in for some time (10min - 15 min). I've got tuition afterwards. I'm afraid I won't be able to come in here so often... I was really busy the last three days... and surely the next days, and more the upcoming months. I'll do my best to keep updated. Actually, I'm doing research work on Capital Punishment (yes, Again!! ). I have to find some facts to support the pros and cons that I have already. So you may wait for some time before I reply. :)
Hi Unky... night now... my eyes are closing now... (*snore*)
Lol. Ok, nitey night to you my dear friend! :p
Hi Unky! Night Stringy (even though I saw what you were up to... I once again escaped your evil plan) Sounds like you have been busy Unky! I'm sorry I didn't get your card mailed off yet. I haven't had a chance to get stamps again. The roads here have been awful. It's melting some now though, so everyone else may get theirs by Easter... or the 4th of July?. LOL!
It's melting.. We have aboot 12 to 13 inches on the ground and it hasn't been above -3 for three days...
But... tomorrow they are calling for +18 degrees... speedo time!!
(NO, I don't... )
Oh -3... I have a tiny little violin for you! LOL! Have you not seen the big sign on the Castle door? NO SPEEDO'S... violators will be beheaded!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Open sesame has been used so much.. uh gees how about
I come bearing gifts?
And fun ? For all ? For free?
Lol
Just let me in!
C'mon in! You need to watch out for the Crocs in the moat! The Sheriff and Deputy make up their own rules, so you have to watch out for them! They have somehow been given the power to turn me into a DUCK, and they are always trying to roast me, so watch your back when they're around. Then of course there are the dungeon dwellers that come around and try to cause trouble! Us girls have to stick together!Quote:
Originally Posted by artlady
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