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  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:40 PM
    J_9
    Okay, Wizzie boy, I'll give you that one. ;)

    Although most women would love to weigh 114 at 42, I'll be back to that in about a month!!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:41 PM
    wizzkid89
    I KNOW I KNOW, that was mean. I am sorry. I just couldn't resist, I need help. While you diet, I will go get counseling. Fair enough?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:44 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wizzkid89
    I KNOW I KNOW, that was mean. I am sorry. I just couldn't resist, I need help. While you diet, I will go get counseling. Fair enough?

    Noooo, she'll diet while we hold you down for a spanking or a swirly, take yer pick! LOL Cue the dueling banjo music now, please. LOL
    Then we'll all go to counseling.. . Wait a minute, I already am! :rolleyes:
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:47 PM
    J_9
    Nah, no need for counselling, I was just kidding Wizzieboy! I like a good joke. Even if it is on me! Just ask T-Man and Magpie, they enjoy picking on me. Heck, sometimes I enjoy picking on me! :p

    As long as I make someone smile I am happy!! :)

    I live by the Patch Adams school of life. :D
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:47 PM
    wizzkid89
    Comment on valinors_sorrow's post
    Nice, Deliverence, Ill take my chances with the swirly. But be nice, no preused toliets.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:48 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Oh you lucky dog, you've been reprieved LOL (winks at J_9)
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:50 PM
    J_9
    Ah, he's just a kidlet, besides, he is the one with the hammock!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:51 PM
    wizzkid89
    ... in that case... CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!. Turns to Val... HAND HIGH IN THE AIR... (I'm just kidding)... no seriously... HAND STILL UP THERE?(your call val)
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:53 PM
    J_9
    BOOYYY, your pushing it!! :p

    Okay, I will even High Five back!!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:56 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Comment on wizzkid89's post
    Slaps my hand on yours and breaks out in a big grin!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 03:57 PM
    wizzkid89
    ... High Fives J_9... Val you want to get on this ;)... In all seriousness, I am never serious... :D... I will recommend, maybe though that maybe instead of dieting, you try some kind of excerise? That's what I do, I work out every other day, and I watch what I eat, but I don't diet, because it can really effect the amount of nutrients your body needs. Plus, when you weight train, you need to be taking in more food than normal, so I stick to like just grilled chicken, fruits, and veggies, some kind of dairy. I am not going to lie, sometimes I break habit, I am sucker for cocoa puffs.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:00 PM
    wizzkid89
    OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION. Now that we have all slapped hands. What is your guys favorite cereal. Like I said before I am partial to the cocoa puff, but I also like luck charms, and kixs berry(I can't find anythough.)
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:02 PM
    J_9
    Well, I have never dieted and I really don't plan to start. I am just going to go back to my healthy 5 or 6 small meals a day. That is what has kept me so small all my life.


    WORK OUT, ARE YOU FREAKING CRASY!! :eek: I am 42, have had 4 kids, 19, 18, 12 & 4. I think I have worked out enough for all of us on AMHD!! :D

    Besides, it makes me too tired. LOL!!

    And who said anything about serious. I have been told that I am too HAPPY. Seriously, I have been told that many times. Oh, yeah, I am never serious, but yeah, really I have been told that. ;)
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:06 PM
    wizzkid89
    Happy is good. Did the doctor tell you why you gained that 20 pounds? Or was he like, yeah you gained some pounds, see you next month? Those guys are my favorites, they really asure you that the care. :)
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:09 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Hmmm, I am not big on cereal but when the mood hits its usually real oatmeal -- none of that doctored up instant stuff. I add raisins or chopped apple and walnuts, mmmmmMMMmmm.

    Cold cereal is a thing of my past, I think or hurricane food?

    Gawd, you and my dog Janine, she wakes up waaaaaaaaay too happy, I am telling you! You guys belong in the happy zoo! She is even happy at the Vets! She is so happy there that my vet kisses her, ON THE LIPS! First time he did it, I must have been like :eek: cuz' he looked at me and said, don't worry, I won't do that to you LOL But he explained that he so seldom gets greeted like Missy greets him that he just has to have some "Missy sugar". He is a cool vet, I must admit.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:09 PM
    J_9
    Ah, he didn't say anything about the weight. Actually, most of the time they tell me that I am underweight for my height. 114 is really pretty small for 5'4" and medium boned.

    Hubby likes it though, he says I don't look anorexic anymore. He wants me to keep it on. But I got to tone up the tummy. Don't tell me to do sit-ups or crunches, I don't do those, my back doesn't like 'em.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:13 PM
    wizzkid89
    You know what you could use J_9, a health expert... If we just knew were to find one... my yellow book is here somewhere... or maybe that number is in my car... be right back.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:31 PM
    DrJ
    Are you guys holding up the fort in here?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:34 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    HECK NO Jizz, we ran out of coco puffs!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 04:50 PM
    magprob
    Koo Koo for Co Co puffs... figures! Anyway, back to these Scotch Bonnet peppers. I am growing a ton of them right now. They are Habaneros. That's what I make my home made hot sauce out of. You hot sauce experts would be proud. This stuff will burn the hair off a mules *** and make your eyes water just thinking about another bite!
    My favorite cereal is whole bran. You see, there used to be a time when I thought sex was the greatest thing on earth... not anymore. At my age a good bowel movement is the most gratifying thing I can endevor to achieve. CoCo puffs are like eating air with just a hint of chocolate flavor. I need roughage man! Not quite hay but close!:eek:

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