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  • Aug 27, 2010, 01:59 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have many single friends Bear, some around your age, others that would be illegal for you to date in some states. ;)

    Of course they're all single for a reason, but still, they're single. ;)

    Cheers Alty, you'll have to introduce me to a few when I'm over there if they're still single :)
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:02 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    cheers Alty, youll have to introduce me to a few when im over there if theyre still single :)

    There's new singles every day in my group of friends. Apparently "alles hat ein ende, nur die wurst hat zwei".

    Translated;

    Everything has an end, only a wiener has two.

    Ya, we Germans aren't the most philosophical (how the heck do you spell that, too lazy to look it up) people on the planet. ;)
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:04 PM
    albear

    Still sounds good to say though :) (in german not english :D )
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:05 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Stringer you and Marta can come along. You have to dance with all of us.

    Limbo...Salsa....:cool:

    How about slow and sexy?
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:06 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    I'll remember you, Stringer. ;)

    That's because you are a nice person and because I nominated you, remember me.
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:06 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    How about slow and sexy?






    That sounds great. The song... Wonderland by Night!:)
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    actually striger i think its a ladies only trip :D

    :mad: THAT would be no fun.
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:11 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    That sounds great. The song.....Wonderland by Night!:)

    Sashmo... "It's a wonderful world" ~~~~~~~I see trees of... ~~~~~
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:35 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Sashmo..."It's a wonderful world" ~~~~~~~I see trees of....~~~~~

    Green, red roses too. ;)

    Ya, I'm an old soul.

    I grew up with two parents that loved everything from Meat loaf (the singer, not the dish) to classical music. My favorite musical genre that my parents inflicted on me was the forest sounds. We'd come over for dinner, R and I, on Sundays and my dad always had to have a CD playing in the background. I remember sitting at the table eating roast to the sound of frogs farting in the forest. :p

    My personal fav was ABBA. I knew all the songs by heart. I still do.
  • Aug 27, 2010, 02:37 PM
    Alty

    No all ladies trip. Girls, we need someone to bring us drinks and fan us when we get too hot! ;)

    Also, sunscreen doesn't get applied all by itself. Just saying.

    We need the guys, not only for the manual labor, but for gits and shiggles.
  • Aug 27, 2010, 03:20 PM
    Cat1864
    What's funny is when my children's friends find a new group to listen to like Aerosmith. :rolleyes:
  • Aug 27, 2010, 03:25 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    What's funny is when my children's friends find a new group to listen to like Aerosmith. :rolleyes:

    LMAO! I saw them in concert. Loved it. I got high just by being there, didn't need to light up a thing. ;)

    My cousins 22 year old daughter thinks that Meatloaf is a new band. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. I listened to Meatloaf when I was younger than Syd. I'm almost 40.

    Is Meatloaf still alive? ;) ;)
  • Aug 27, 2010, 03:32 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Is Meatloaf still alive? ;) ;)

    Yes.

    I love MeatLoaf. I even watched the Pick of Destiny because he had a cameo as Jack Black's father. :rolleyes:
  • Aug 27, 2010, 03:32 PM
    albear

    Oh I would do N-E-thing for love... but I won't do that :D

    Meatloaf is a legend :D
  • Aug 27, 2010, 03:41 PM
    Kitkat22

    Alty.. you got to watch this.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7a2Zrj3dU - 117k
  • Aug 27, 2010, 05:59 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    What's funny is when my children's friends find a new group to listen to like Aerosmith. :rolleyes:

    One of their songs is our wedding song... but I think that I told you this already. Love the song.

    YouTube - Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing
  • Aug 27, 2010, 06:01 PM
    Kitkat22



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnU_nMYb0C4 - 120k

    Love this. .
  • Aug 27, 2010, 06:05 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post

    Yep very relaxing, I needed that... nice Kit.
  • Aug 27, 2010, 06:06 PM
    Kitkat22

    Thanks Stringer. I love Aerosmith.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:07 AM
    redhed35

    What is wrong with posters today!

    There either looking for permission to contact ex's after pages of advice,not getting that no one is going to tell them how to kill themselves after 5 pages,or that you can't be responsible for someone else's happiness!

    <head on desk>
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:25 AM
    J_9

    I'm so mad I want to SCREAM!!

    No Reddy, it's not the person you are thinking of. Unfortunately I can't talk about this here... but had to blow some steam off. I feel better... I guess... for now.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:27 AM
    redhed35

    Get a stick J and beat the living hell out of a bush...

    It really helps,and it keeps the neighbours away.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:32 AM
    J_9

    ARghhh, I don't have any bushes. Will someone's torso work?
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:38 AM
    redhed35

    Sure.

    But choose wisely.

    Why not have a go at someone else, I can take a verbal bashing,I'm an ex wife and I have teenagers, I can take a hit!
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:39 AM
    J_9

    Oh, darlin' you aren't in my sites at all.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:42 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Oh, darlin' you aren't in my sites at all.

    Does not matter a damn,at least it will rid the frustration and I won't hold it against you;)

    The crap thing about this site is you can't invite anyone around for coffee or meet up in town for a chat.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:42 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    what is wrong with posters today!

    there either looking for permission to contact ex's after pages of advice,not getting that no one is going to tell them how to kill themselves after 5 pages,or that you can't be responsible for someone elses happiness!!

    <head on desk>

    Ticking off days until he can text her? Yeah, I want to scream at him too.


    J, you know we will be here for you blow off steam if you want or we can distract with Heath's Dancing Bears. We're here for you. {{{J}}}
  • Aug 28, 2010, 06:45 AM
    J_9

    Ah, just had to type it out. I'm fine now... kinda... well... still PO'd... but concerned. I think the benadryl is kicking in. I went from 150 wpm to about 10 wpm.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 12:56 PM
    Stringer

    This is hard to believe... wow... not sure this isn't cropped or staged.

    The Worst Way To Die Ever - imgbit.com
  • Aug 28, 2010, 12:58 PM
    Kitkat22

    Stringer... what a way to go:eek:
  • Aug 28, 2010, 02:59 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    ARghhh, I don't have any bushes. Will someone's torso work?

    You can always lay into me J if you want to k :)

    I've seen that before stringer, I'm not sure about it either, can't help but think it would have melted before someone got a chance to take a pic
  • Aug 28, 2010, 07:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    you can always lay into me J if ya want to k :)

    ive seen that before stringer, im not sure about it either, can't help but think it would have melted before someone got a chance to take a pic

    Yeah I suspect that it might be too Bear... something smells fishy here. And you can't see the point of entry either.
  • Aug 28, 2010, 07:44 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    get a stick J and beat the living hell out of a bush....

    *note to self: stop hiding in red's topiaries*
  • Aug 28, 2010, 09:36 PM
    kp2171
    Somebody not me give this girl some advice please...

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-...lp-501892.html
  • Aug 29, 2010, 01:47 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    What an exhausting week end. So Friday around 4:30 5ish we get to the camp, my mom and dad were out there too, so me and my mom and E and Lady decided to go for a walk. We just cracked a beer, and headed down the back trail. I let Lady off her leash and she had a good run. Next thing I know I hear this horrible thrashing in the woods. I was like what the heck did she catch, figuring it was a rabbit or a worse, a skunk.

    She comes running out of the bush, and runs right back in, I caught a glimpse of white on her face, I thought she caught a cat or something, I call her out and out she slinks with a mug full of quills. They were in her gums, her toung, her chest, all over her nose, in her eye brows, and on her paws.

    Had to rush her to the emerg vet which was about hour from the camp. Along the way my moms cell phone started ringing. She has horrible reception, so the guy on the other end was cutting out. I caught: "This is _____ from NS Power___, do you have a camp_______?" I was like I have no idea what you are saying, I can't hear you at all. My mom's yelling at me in the back ground to hang up, don't give this guy any personal info, blah, blah, blah. Well The curiosity got the better of me, and I called him back from my cell, and he was like "I found your (actually my MOM'S!!) wallet on the side of the road. Your visa's were all over the place, your money, your ID, everything! Do you guys have a camp out at blankity-blank lake?" Just so happened he new people who camped out there too, and was on his way out there!!

    Well $400 later, Lady comes out of emergency, wagging her tail and happy to be quill free. At least she got her nails cut and her teeth checked while she was under. The funny thing?

    This is her second time in a month that she got hit by a porcupine! A least the last time it only 5 quills, and I was able to pull them all out.

    Never been so happy to be home!
  • Aug 29, 2010, 01:52 PM
    Alty

    Bella, I think you should take a break from camp. ;)
  • Aug 29, 2010, 01:53 PM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bella, I think you should take a break from camp. ;)

    I say we all head to Ireland to see Red. :)
  • Aug 29, 2010, 01:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    I say we all head to Ireland to see Red. :)

    Someone will have to smuggle me in, but I'm game.

    Ooh, can I pretend to be Irish and talk with an accent? Pretty please?

    Wait... I'm german and I can't even do a german accent. Better nix that. ;)
  • Aug 29, 2010, 01:56 PM
    redhed35

    Do you know what bella,the plants are really conspiring against you.

    If its not one thing its another.

    They say things happen in 3's.

    1. stalker

    2. lady vs jungle

    3.lotto win! ( lets hope for 3) you could do with a bit of luck.
  • Aug 29, 2010, 01:57 PM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    I say we all head to Ireland to see Red. :)

    I say come.

    I have new duvets and the older two are starting college next week... I don't know if I'm delighted or terrified.

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