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  • May 26, 2010, 06:20 PM
    hheath541

    Edith is being a psycho b!tch. She just ripped the back of my ankle open. Just a 'friendly' reminder that the food dish was empty.
  • May 26, 2010, 06:36 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Yikes! She wants her kitties fed, and NOW!
  • May 26, 2010, 06:51 PM
    hheath541

    It's been her method of choice for the past few days. This is the first time I actually ended up BLEEDING, though. A couple other times I've ended up with scratches or welts. This time I had to wash the cut and put a bandaid on it.

    I think I'm going to have to invent ankle-armor, or something.
  • May 26, 2010, 06:53 PM
    cdad
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    it's been her method of choice for the past few days. this is the first time i actually ended up BLEEDING, though. a couple other times i've ended up with scratches or welts. this time i had to wash the cut and put a bandaid on it.

    i think i'm gonna have to invent ankle-armor, or something.

    Its called tube socks lol
  • May 26, 2010, 06:54 PM
    hheath541

    I was thinking more along the lines of chainmail.
  • May 26, 2010, 06:54 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Smothered in underwear. Lol sorry bad joke my ex used to say. He would ask me if I wanted some tube steak smothered in under wear. Oops I hope that isn't WT territory!

    You need to spary her with some good ole H2o when she does that.
  • May 26, 2010, 07:07 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Smothered in underwear. Lol sorry bad joke my ex used to say. he would ask me if I wanted some tube steak smothered in under wear. oops I hope that isn't WT territory!

    You need to spary her with some good ole H2o when she does that.

    I plan on it, if she does a repeat. Edith in heat is annoying. At least it should be ending soon.
  • May 26, 2010, 07:13 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    What feed them tube steak smothered in undies? LOL LOL
  • May 26, 2010, 07:31 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    What feed them tube steak smothered in undies? LOL LOL

    OUCH! :eek:
  • May 26, 2010, 07:36 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    What feed them tube steak smothered in undies? LOL LOL

    I could try that. Unfortunately, I don't happen to be in possession of that particular item at the moment. Do you think they sell it at walmart? ^_~
  • May 26, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I'm pretty sure you can buy just about anything at Wal Mart, if you ask the right person. ;)
  • May 26, 2010, 08:02 PM
    hheath541

    I've never been a big fan of tube steak. Do you think they have any pink tacos?
  • May 26, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    :p
  • May 26, 2010, 08:21 PM
    hheath541

    What?!
  • May 26, 2010, 08:26 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Lol. I am sure you can purchase pink taco's there. Just becareful of the green ones!! +o(
  • May 26, 2010, 08:28 PM
    hheath541

    Bedtime for me. Maybe I'll be lucky and dream of pink tacos tonight.
  • May 26, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Lol. Night heath. Happy dreams!
  • May 27, 2010, 12:40 AM
    QLP
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    it's been her method of choice for the past few days. this is the first time i actually ended up BLEEDING, though. a couple other times i've ended up with scratches or welts. this time i had to wash the cut and put a bandaid on it.

    i think i'm gonna have to invent ankle-armor, or something.

    You could try wellies... I can just picture you clomping around indoors in wellies. Better than bleeding ankles though.
  • May 27, 2010, 01:01 AM
    J_9
    What's wellies?

    Oh, I can't wait to sit down! My feet are KILLING me!
  • May 27, 2010, 01:40 AM
    QLP
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    What's wellies?

    Oh, I can't wait to sit down!! My feet are KILLING me!

    Umm Wellington boots. Rubber boots. Gum boots maybe? Rainboots? Sorry not sure what non-brits call them.

    Another long night?
  • May 27, 2010, 05:28 AM
    mudweiser

    Yo! What's up my hommies!!
  • May 27, 2010, 05:30 AM
    J_9
    You don't want to know muddy. REally you don't.
  • May 27, 2010, 05:36 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Yo! What's up my hommies!!!

    Hi, Muddy! How's the kitten?
  • May 27, 2010, 05:36 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    You don't want to know muddy. REally you don't.

    Oh yes I do.. oh yes I do's ;)

    I am in such a GREAT mood. Last night work was so awesome. I met some fantastic people and Now I'm eating my oatmeal and I feel like 2 million dollars.

    :rolleyes:I hope this feeling doesn't go away... I would like it to stay here forever!
  • May 27, 2010, 05:38 AM
    J_9
    I don't want to pi$$ on your cheerios. You had a great night and that is great!
  • May 27, 2010, 05:39 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Hi, Muddy! How's the kitten?

    She is fantastical! :)

    I got her a laser the other day and her and Rachel go nuts with it. Rachel of course handles the laser and the kitten chases it, she thinks it's the friggen funniest thing in the planet.

    I need to go to the store, I don't want to. I need to buy some milk, veggies/fruits... just stuff... gah! I don't want to go but oh well.
  • May 27, 2010, 05:40 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Oh yes I do.. oh yes I do's ;)

    I am in such a GREAT mood. Last night work was so awesome. I met some fantastic people and Now I'm eating my oatmeal and I feel like 2 million dollars.

    :rolleyes:I hope this feeling doesn't go away.... I would like it to stay here forever!

    Word of warning, Hon. God is an Iron.
  • May 27, 2010, 05:40 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I don't want to pi$$ on your cheerios.

    I thought you knew I was into that... ;) rot roww

    Quote:

    You had a great night and that is great!
    :)
  • May 27, 2010, 05:40 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Word of warning, Hon. God is an Iron.

    Oh, he11... I spit my pepsi on my monitor. Yes, God is Iron!

    Aren't you supposed to be killing things?
  • May 27, 2010, 05:41 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Word of warning, Hon. God is an Iron.

    :confused: I don't know what that means.
  • May 27, 2010, 05:42 AM
    J_9
    'Splain it Cat!
  • May 27, 2010, 05:44 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    'Splain it Cat!

    Not me. :)

    Cats explains it much better than I do. :D
  • May 27, 2010, 05:45 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Not me. :)

    Cats explains it much better than I do. :D

    Great, I'm going to have to Google this...
  • May 27, 2010, 05:46 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Not me. :)

    Cats explains it much better than I do. :D

    Oops, wrong Cat... I must be tired.
  • May 27, 2010, 05:49 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Oops, wrong Cat...I must be tired.

    Haha at least you have that. Half the time I don't know who I'm talking to. For a long time I thought Cat and Cats were the same person and I was just getting confused.. Then I learned one of them was the spouse... haha I still forget who is who. Cats is the husband Cat is the wife? Am I right?

    Frack. Too much thinking at 8 AM.
  • May 27, 2010, 05:52 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Oops, wrong Cat... I must be tired.

    I am certain that you have reason to be tired. :)

    Muddy,

    Quote:

    "If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron."
    — Spider Robinson
  • May 27, 2010, 05:53 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Cat is the wife? am I right?

    Frack. Too much thinking at 8 AM.

    Yep.:D
  • May 27, 2010, 06:05 AM
    mudweiser

    Uhhh okay...

    Well I got to go shopping now... See you guys later. ♥ ♥ ♥
  • May 27, 2010, 07:16 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    lol. Night heath. Happy dreams!

    No pink taco dreams. There was a talking dog, though. My new antidepressants make me dream almost every night. I'm not used to that.
  • May 27, 2010, 11:05 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Ha Hheath, I dreamed that I was a real estate agent and I was showing people houses, and every house was painted stark white. I have never liked white walls, I dreamed that when I went home my house was stark white everything was white and beige. My living room is a sunshine yellow, my kitchen is like an olive green, and my bathroom is a neon melon green. I actually woke up saying thank God!

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