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Hey Red! I'm tired after the badminton today... I played with the 'top' during the last match and made my partner lose :( I wish I could play better...

Just catching up... im totally stunned by what happened to j-lo...

Yes, that's awfully awful...

Hey unky,has a card been sent yet?

I don't know. They talked about it, then I heard nothing... :(

Mr cats posted the link to j-lo's happy place...

Many thanks mr cats.

Ah, that was it then. I got all messed up with the posts. There were so many in so little time! Lol

j-lo is popular and really lovely,I'm not surprised..

I'm going to bed now..

Have a good day everyone! :)

Unky out.

Rest well, Unky. :)

Anyone around?

Bet I shouted BEER.. someone woud come... or... chocolate fudge cake...

Hmmmm... in 5 4 3 2 1...

Anyone around...

Bet if I shouted BEER... anyone..

Free choclate fudge cake...

No? No takers?

Did someone say fudge cake??

I'm on a diet, that's mean giving away cake :(

Wow, first, I must say that I am impressed. Beer was mentioned and nobody showed up. Especially surprised that M did not show up.

I am finally caught up. I think KC had the most posts since Friday, seemed rough for you Saturday kc.

Stringer, Bears did a good job. I was wondering what the hell was going on at half time though. The Colts pulled out another win. Not a close one either so that made more comfortable throughout the game. That and BEER... See if it works this morning.

Beer! I'm here..

Hey adam,how was the weekend?

Wow it worked and was really really fast. Now I am impressed

The weekend was good and actually long enough this time. Hardly ever happens but by the end of the weekend I was ready to go back to work.

How was your weekend?

Sorry I skipped off,dog was doing my head looking for a run..

Weekend was great,we had a wedding and a christening,lots offood drink babies and dancing.

Good for what ails you.

Sounds like an interesting weekend. I had to get up at 4 this morning so excuse me for dragging a$$

Red, That sounds like one of those weekends where you can't wait for Monday to relax. :)

Good morning to everyone.

Good Morning Cats

it really was fun, brendan got up on stage and sang 'mac the knife' he's been watching X factor!

I clapped and cheered him on,maybe no one else thought he was good,but I thought he was brilliant... ahh,love is deaf!

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Sounds like an interesting weekend. I had to get up at 4 this morning so excuse me for dragging a$$

The birds don't even surface at that hour!

Hello cat, I'm enjoying your posts.

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the birds dont even surface at that hour!

hello cat, im enjoying your posts.

The moon was bright enough this morning I am surprised the birds weren't out.

I had a meeting at 5:30. I always keep wondering why the hell we have meetings at 5:30 in the morning instead of around 9 like normal people.

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The moon was bright enough this morning I am surprised the birds weren't out.

I had a meeting at 5:30. I always keep wondering why the hell we have meetings at 5:30 in the morning instead of around 9 like normal people.

Maybe their hoping to say something and get it in under the fence without you noticing!

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The moon was bright enough this morning I am surprised the birds weren't out.

I had a meeting at 5:30. I always keep wondering why the hell we have meetings at 5:30 in the morning instead of around 9 like normal people.

Good morning, Adam (pssst. Catsmine is the one with the S. ;))

Sounds like they figure if you're asleep then you can't object to their ideas.

Red, Hi. Should I be worried about why you are enjoying my posts? :)

Not at all cat,there are a few members who post that I enjoy.. its good stuff,and always something to learn.

I was laying in bed last night when I realized I have been the victim of false advertising.

As my partner rolled over unto his side while I was facing his backside and ripped the loudest commotion out of his buttocks into my face. When the fog hit me about 10 seconds later, I gagged until I had to get up and leave the bedroom.

This is a far cry from the man I met who cuddled with me every night and never faced his back to me for the first two years. The same partner who for the first year took me out dancing every weekend on either Friday or Saturday, whom I now have to pray for a function in order to get him out on the dance floor because he has developed a distaste for drunken behavior.

Does this mean that I can return him for my money back? ;)

I know what you mean.

It's interesting just reading the different views on the same subject.

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I was laying in bed last night when I realized I have been the victim of false advertising.

As my partner rolled over unto his side while I was facing his backside and ripped the loudest commotion out of his buttocks into my face. When the fog hit me about 10 seconds later, I gagged until I had to get up and leave the bedroom.

This is a far cry from the man I met who cuddled with me everynight and never faced his back to me for the first two years. The same partner who for the first year took me out dancing every weekend on either Friday or Saturday, whom I now have to pray for a function in order to get him out on the dance floor because he has developed a distaste for drunken behavior.

Does this mean that I can return him for my money back? ;)

Did someone not read the small print?

There's always the scrappage scheme!

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Does this mean that I can return him for my money back? ;)

Do you still have the receipt and was it marked "as is"? The fine print will get you every time. :rolleyes:

You could try for your money back or trade him in for a younger model? :-)

I have also realized that I am the only one in our household who can change a toilet paper roll. Is there something better to do whilst you sit there that you can't change the roll, but you can grab the new roll and set it on top of the empty toilet paper roll and holder..!

I swear there wasn't any small print... I would be happy with a discount on my next purchase.

Justy, that sounds like my husband. I don't know how many times lately I've had to take the empty roll on the holder and replace it with the one sitting on the ledge. It doesn't seem very complicated.

As far as returns go, have you tried Menards? Menards usually takes back anything, even things they don't sell. When I worked in electrical, I used to take stuff back up to the front office all the time, like boxes that said "radioshack" right on the side of them.

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As far as returns go, have you tried Menards? Menards usually takes back anything, even things they don't sell. When I worked in electrical, I used to take stuff back up to the front office all the time, like boxes that said "radioshack" right on the side of them.

That made me laugh so hard I have tears.

The funny thing about the toilet paper is if I mention it the response is always... "Well I changed the last roll". Was that in April 2007? You think we have been on the same roll since then?

I think this is like the Bait and Switch scam, that is illegal.

Hmmmm... I may be onto something here.

I think that means they changed it once and never recovered from the shock!

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I have also realized that I am the only one in our household who can change a toilet paper roll. Is there something better to do whilst you sit there that you can't change the roll, but you can grab the new roll and set it on top of the empty toilet paper roll and holder...!!!

I swear there wasn't any small print... I would be happy with a discount on my next purchase.

Maybe he can't put the book down long enough to use both hands?

Oh, I know the holder bit him once and now he's afraid of it.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I was laying in bed last night when I realized I have been the victim of false advertising.

As my partner rolled over unto his side while I was facing his backside and ripped the loudest commotion out of his buttocks into my face. When the fog hit me about 10 seconds later, I gagged until I had to get up and leave the bedroom.

This is a far cry from the man I met who cuddled with me everynight and never faced his back to me for the first two years. The same partner who for the first year took me out dancing every weekend on either Friday or Saturday, whom I now have to pray for a function in order to get him out on the dance floor because he has developed a distaste for drunken behavior.

Does this mean that I can return him for my money back? ;)

OH Justy! I have been wondering that for years. I seemed to have lost the receipt to my man purchase.

I heard beer? Is that right? Beer...

In my pub down the road-they re hogging all the beer here.:-(

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in my pub down the road-they re hogging all the beer here.:-(

Ah great do I have to walk all the way there!

I will wait for a ride.