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... so how about them bunnies?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Massage oil + Whiskey = bad bad things

Bad things can be really good Adam. :)

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Massage oil + Whiskey = bad bad things

Read my siggy... :cool:

Ok, Ok Ok

Bad bad things = Really good things

Missing girl attention today...

Haven't flirted with shaz in eons. Chez isn't leading me on. Alty knows I've got a special pager for her.

Poo.

Ah well... probably just grumpy about wearing pants.

Blah blah blah.

Hello all!

I'm still sore as all get out, but it hurts so good!

I got a nice little PM from an abused girl today saying she really loved my advice and will leave her boyfriend.

I almost feel like Gandhi. Well, except I don't drink my pee. (It's sterile and I like the taste!)

Or maybe just Mother Teresa.

How's everyone doing this fine afternoon?

... it's sterile and you like the taste?

... ::smiles and nods::

... ::walks away slowly::...

Thanks for the support guys :)

Yeah he said it just feels like a really bad case of the flu. Headaches, aching joints, coughing, sneezing, hot/cold/hot/cold.

He passed out in the chair a few hours ago so I sent him to bed.

Did the washing up and had to clean his mug... poured disinfectant on it and then did the same to my hands :o

I know I am bound to catch it living with him but gosh darn I will try my hardest not to!!

Anyhoo, no we haven't had a good flirt session lately kp. You should check out the sexxxy thread, Alty and I had an interesting dicussion the other day that's worth a read :D

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I got a nice little PM from an abused girl today saying she really loved my advice and will leave her boyfriend.

That's awesome, makes you feel all warm and fuzzy huh?

I have never actually gotten a thank you PM :(
I have had a few people PM me with questions though haha

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...it's sterile and you like the taste?

...::smiles and nods::

...::walks away slowly::...

I'm sure you've seen Dodgeball the movie, right?

"Is getting hit with these wrenches necessary?!"

"NECESSARY?! Is it NECESSARY for me to drink my own urine?! NO, but it's sterile and I like the taste!"

XD

Makes me want to watch Anchorman...

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

That's awesome, makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy huh?

I have never actually gotten a thankyou PM :(
I have had a few people PM me with questions though haha

She told me I made her laugh for the first time in a long time. I'm not sure how, but I'll roll with it.

She's a young girl... 15 or something. That's much too young to experience an abusive romantic relationship... AT ANY AGE it's not acceptable, but you know what I mean.

*I'LL* send you a thank you PM next question of mine you answer! :)

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I'm sure you've seen Dodgeball the movie, right?

"Is getting hit with these wrenches necessary?!"

"NECESSARY?! Is it NECESSARY for me to drink my own urine?! NO, but it's sterile and I like the taste!"

xD

Makes me want to watch Anchorman...

So embarrassed. I just saw that last week on TV. Crud. I should have remembered. So sad. :(

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

She told me I made her laugh for the first time in a long time. I'm not sure how, but I'll roll with it.

She's a young girl....15 or something. That's much too young to experience an abusive romantic relationship....AT ANY AGE it's not acceptable, but you know what I mean.

*I'LL* send you a thank you PM next question of mine you answer! :)

Poor kid :( No-one deserves that.

Haha and thank you :D

So... I'm at sbucks... nice cool ac on a blisteringly hot day...

... writing up a lease contract.. . I need a lawyer that'll do this for free.

... actually, I should have gone to law school. I'm definitely better at this lease thing than I am with cutting people open. At least I know I can defend myself pretty well in court...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

so embarrassed. I just saw that last week on tv. crud. I shoulda remembered. so sad. :(

It's okay. We'll just say you forgot because you're on your way to med school and don't have time for remembering such immature viewing! XD:rolleyes:

Gah, I haven't been to Starbucks in forever... Caramel Frappachino, please.

HAH! I go to my sbucks almost every other day. My lovely barista has given me a free drink almost every time for the past 5 years... I like her. Sad thing is... I just found out her name not too long ago... oops.

I go to SBucks everyday when school starts. It's just so good. Om nom. My baristas were twin guys at the one I used to go to. They told me their names, but I was too wrapped up in my addiction to notice. Haha.

I need the rest of the day off. That is what I need.

I need a full-body massage and some Starbucks!

I need...

... wait... what DO I need?

... I have no idea.. . I'm good. Thanks.

We don'y have that silly chain coffee store here...
We have REAL coffee :p

Kopi luwak?

Ps - for all you sbucks lovers..

... they're now thinking about putting alcohol (beer + wine) at sbucks. They're apparently hurting for $$

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

ps - for all you sbucks lovers..

...they're now thinking about putting alcohol (beer + wine) at sbucks. They're apparently hurting for $$

Yeah... I'd go there for beer :D

Kopi luwak?

What is that one thing from starbucks? It is an alcoholic coffee and you use it like a creamer. It is really good.

Bleh. I don't much care for the taste of alcohol.

They better stay in business... or I'll riot. Or something drastic.

Bailey's?

... I don't think they have bailey's at sbucks.

Kopi luwak's a very expensive coffee... like $120 a bag... it's made from the coffee beans in which the civet actually eats the berries, and poos out the coffee beans. The beans are then washed, roasted, and grind down to make this coffee.

The digestive enzymes of the civet apparently affects the taste of the coffee... I was in LA and found a hole in the wall coffee joint offering a small cup for $14 and I had to try it... being a huge coffee lover.

... yeah... it's quite... "rich" in flavor.

You drank coffee that was pooped out by a cat Sneezy? You paid $14 for a cat poo coffee?

How did you get into med school? ;)

Ooooooh okay thanks!

Shows how much my barrista coarse helped me :rolleyes:

I can make a mean cup of joe but I can't remember the different types :D

I'm a sucker for a 5-shooter venti americano. (... in english, 5 espresso shots in a large cup of coffee... I admit, I hate the "fancy schmacy language they use")

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You drank coffee that was pooped out by a cat Sneezy? You paid $14 for a cat poo coffee?

How did you get into med school? ;)

I flirted my way into med school, just like everything else I do in life.

=D

Sumatra coffe is the bomb diggity. I don't care for Mexican coffee at all. It's my least favorite out of the ones I've tried. To me it tastes like someone put pencils in a blender with dirt and then added water.

EW.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I flirted my way into med school, just like everything else I do in life.

=D

And it worked?

Wow, they're really desperate in Granada, aren't they? ;)

You know me... I flirt my way into life. It's how I roll.

You're not wearing anything under that Sneezykins M.D. coat are you?

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

You're not wearing anything under that Sneezykins M.D. coat are you?

For Sneezy clothing is optional.

Well, hospitals ARE cold... so I will be wearing scrubs... but just for you shazzie, I won't be wearing any underwear under my scrubs ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

well, hospitals ARE cold...so I will be wearing scrubs...but just for you shazzie, I won't be wearing any underwear under my scrubs ;)

By the looks of things it's really cold! :eek: :p

My mom just tried to have a burping contest with me.

My mom is the most prim, proper, and petite woman ever, and she just argued with me who had the better burp.

That's awesome.