What.. what the fluck just happened,I was out in the field.. front line.. major spelling mistakes been made,it was chaos!

Handcuffs... are they the furry kind?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

what what..what the fluck just happened,i was out in the field..front line..major spelling mistakes been made,it was chaos!

handcuffs...are they the furry kind?

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If you wish... oh guilty one... :D:rolleyes::cool:

Gone for a bit... have some work to do...

Impossible!

I need a pretend shark type lawyer...
How do I apply?
Wheres the office?

Bye Stringer, will keep them safe, no worries. :)

Unky? Do you remember the magic dust you used on the gator to shrink them... could I have just a tiny tiny little pinch.. just a smich..
And ill give you 8 yes unky 8 greenies!

(red looks looks positively aglow with a plan)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

unky? do you remember the magic dust you used on the gator to shrink them...could i have just a tiny tiny little pinch..just a smich..
and ill give you 8 yes unky 8 greenies!

(red looks looks positively aglow with a plan)

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I step away for a moment and THIS is what happens?? Bribing an officer of the law?? Another charge... (oh my, will they never learn?? )

Write her up Unky... :D

Nope, this secret powder is only for emergencies, real big big emergencies. That's not one. Now, we need a culprit. There's someone here deserving punishment. There's no running away from the law. No CORRUPTION.

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Nope, this secret powder is only for emergencies, real big big emergencies. That's not one. Now, we need a culprit. There's someone here deserving punishment. There's no running away from the law. No CORRUPTION.

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Your training has paid off Unky... stay true... :p

I was merely offering an exchange... not a bribe...
Look at me.. sure I'm as innocent as the day is long... butter would not melt in my mouth...
I'm not a fiend... think of me more like...
Them,oh,yes.. think of me more like jessica rabbitt!

LOL, your post appeared just after I posted... did see you had posted.

Rahh! Those annoying geckos. We recently put some poison for them, now the lie in the poison... yuck! And I'm the one who has to remove them and throw them in the bin... sigh :(

Sorry guys... had to spill that out... :o

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

This is what I get for a couple week hiatis??? You break up with fiance, someone else finalizes the break-up (???), new friend = new girl... hmmmm, remember to breathe Adam.

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Well, remember the post "So Confused" that I had. So yea, that explains some of it. Then yes, the new girl who I wanted nothing with because I did not want a relationsip at all after my breakup but things changed.

No no no. I'll think of HC then...

(red sees her chance to run,unky absorbed in a conversation)

I'm going on the run..
A fugitive...
Ha ha unky.. catch me if you can...

Gotcha! ;)

Drat!
Sunflower were in serious trouble here,prison,grey clothes,no drink...
What to do what to do..
But I do have these fancy furry handcuffs...

We'll have an eye on you until one of you is found and proved guilty.

Need a phone need a phone...
(red decides to call her jack russell dog seamus... get seamus to talk to queen alty.. she is the pet expert after all and will easily understand dog speak!)
Just need to keep a low profile till seamus gets here.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

Sheriff?

SHERIFF STRINGER!

we'er being framed..framed i tell you!

oh the injustice..the humanity...

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Oh yes we are! I have been by the pond I told you Sheriff.

Oh sunflower... im on the run...
However,while on the run I entend to have lots and lots of fun!
Want to come?
Anyone else out there want to come over to the dark side/fun side?

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Sunny]Oh yes we are! I have been by the pond I told you Sheriff.

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Any proof for that alibi? I'm not saying that you're the one(s) but all the clues have to be thoroughly looked into.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Well, remember the post "So Confused" that I had. So yea, that explains some of it. Then yes, the new girl who I wanted nothing with because I did not want a relationsip at all after my breakup but things changed.

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You are moving on with a quickness... you know what I would tell you. ;)

So have you heard from your ex-fiance at all?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

oh sunflower...im on the run...
however,while on the run i entend to have lots and lots of fun!
wanna come?
anyone else out there want to come over to the dark side/fun side?

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Red I am right behind you. We are in this together. You weren't home and I was near the pond. We are being framed. Those fools will regret framing us. Take the furry handcuffs, we might need them.

::tip toe::

::tip toe::

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Any proof for that alibi? I'm not saying that you're the one(s) but all the clues have to be thoroughly looked into.

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Well I have some sort of proof..
Look at my fingernails, dirt under them
Go look as the freshly turned soil, where I planted some wild flower seeds
The ground will be wet still from my watering

Red was not at the castle, I heard a noise and went inside. The only person I saw was Shaz.

So let me get this straight.
1.there is no actual proof.
2.there is no evidence only heresay.

Sunflower,we need that camcorder.
Just in case,like.. after all we were drinking in there,and I still have my trusty bottle opener and that magic sparkly stuff that the sheriff has not mentioned!
Have not had a chance to use it yet.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

You are moving on with a quickness... you know what I would tell you. ;)

So have you heard from your ex-fiance at all?

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I am moving really slow with this one actually. I can't go to fast. I really like this girl though, but time and time and more time will tell what happens from here.

I did here from my ex a couple of weeks ago. She called my work and begged for me to take her back. I kind of felt bad, but I wasn't going back. I never have, never will. There was just so many complications with her.

And I still have all this freaky hair we found!
Ohmygod,lets make a fake person!
Lets make another sheriff to confuse everyone!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

so let me get this straight.
1.there is no actual proof.
2.there is no evidence only heresay.

sunflower,we need that camcorder.
just in case,like..after all we were drinking in there,and i still have my trusty bottle opener and that magic sparkly stuff that the sheriff has not mentioned!
have not had a chance to use it yet.

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But red before I went out planting I cleaned the queens room up to perfection. I picked our mess up and I even shined out goblets and those are back on the mantle. Then I was out to the pond. I swear on it. I put the pretty dresses back also.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

and i still have all this freaky hair we found!
Ohmygod,lets make a fake person!
Lets make another sheriff to confuse everyone!

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Red your frigen brilliant!!

But what about a badge.

Soil?. hmmm that may be the answer to the mud all around... :rolleyes:

::tip toe::

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Come on sunflower,lets make a fake sheriff with all this stuff..
We'll make him kind of cool and all 'hey baby' when queen alty comes...
Oh and we could send unky and the other guards on a mission!
Get them out of the way so we can play dress up and drink more mountain dew stuff.

Red... you can't fool me. I can distinguish between the REAL sheriff from any fake one.

::running now::

UNKY, UNKY, UNKY...

::gasping::

You know what the troublesome twosome is up to now! UNKYYYYYY!!

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Red... you can't fool me. I can distinguish between the REAL sheriff from any fake one.

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Oh Unky why don't you try our drink, its sooooo fruity
We have a bottle that never empties
( sunflower planning to get Unky drunk and fool him )

We'll see if we can persuade mudweiser to make a pretend badge,or or, we can use THIS!
Ta da... its a piece of poo I fashioned into a badge.