LMAO I have tears ,good one :pQuote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
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LMAO I have tears ,good one :pQuote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
Bear, you asked. ;)
NM, just for you;
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Darnit, I'm tired.
Oh, fyi, this is the T-shirt I want to get!
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Yup, that's how I feel today. ;)
Thank you Alty, finally someone that gets me!
On days when my son is especially whiny and he sings "Mom" incessantly, I tell him I'm going to change my name! Of course he has no idea what I'm talking about so it doesn't stop him.
I think ill just be quiet and get on with it then :oQuote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
I was wondering where you were, I was hoping you were still alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Now I'll show you where to begin...
::Handing Care Bear Palmolive and a dish sponge::
What are these for :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
You'll make someone a good husband one day Bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Just nod and say "yes dear" that's the secret to a happy marriage.
Sadly my hubby hasn't figured that out yet. :(
Oh, by the way, I would really like to send both my kids to boot camp right now. If I didn't have AMHD I'd probably snap.
My hubby bought me a new coffee table last year, I've had my eyes on it for a long time, absolutely love this table, so hubby picked it up for my birthday.
It's in the family room downstairs, right in front of our pull out couch. Well, last weekend Jared asked if he could sleep in the family room, sort of like a camp out. Sure, no problem. I moved the table to the corner.
Well, I got busy, didn't feel like putting the couch back together, moving the table back, etc. etc. so I'm doing it today.
Well, someone (Jared or Sydney) spilled some kind of sugary drink all over my table. The table has two 12inch glass pieces on it, the glass was stuck to the table, I had to bang under it to get it loose. The finish on the table is ruined and a piece of the wood was stuck to one of the glass pieces. In other words, my table is ruined. Also, to add insult to injury, food and drinks are not allowed downstairs. Ya, major trouble!
You'd be proud, I counted to 1 million before I told the kids to get their dirty little arses downstairs. I handed them windex and towels and said get to work, we'll talk when you're done. Jared started to protest, but I just gave him a look and said "Do you really think it's wise to back talk me right now?" I guess the look was pretty scary because he shut right up and started cleaning the table.
After they were done I told them that this summer wasn't going to be a heck of a lot of fun. They will be working their little butts off for me. If I say jump, they better be asking how high. They will be working off the price of the table.
I'm really mad. Grrr.
Sorry for the long vent.
Didn't you apply for the maid position?Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
I got Bear an apron, so he doesn't get dirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
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Now get to work Bear.
Um, NM, can I have him when he's done at your place?
Wow, yea I'm supprised you got to a million :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I know what they're for :D, I was just winding you upQuote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
... on second thoughts with the threat of a bloody nose that wasn't the best of ideas :o
You and me both Bear.Quote:
wow, yea I'm supprised you got to a million
Whew. I'm okay now, well, not okay but calmed down. They may live to see another day. ;)
Sigh. Back to cleaning.
I'll be back for my next coffee break.
Um, it's 4pm, can I switch to alcohol? ;)
Yes you may need a drink or 3 after the table fiasco.
Last week my son chipped the glass in my coffee table. He's 2!! He was playing with a marble (you know the decorative stones/marbles that you put in vases). So he managed to hit the table 'just right' and chipped the glass.
Ya, I was a little steamed. The fact that he's 2 saved his life. But of course that's all I see when I look at the table now.
That's awful.I would be furious too! I think the working off the price of the table is an excellent idea and one careless act they won't soon forget !Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Yea, I don't think its too early to star drinking alty, in fact I think ill have to have a drink for both of you :D
I resigned myself when my kids were young that I was never going to have anything nice until they were grown.
They are 28 and 22 and still horse around like kids.
Yes,four is just fine for a beer break,but only on week-ends :)
Did someone need Beer ;)
Me me oooh me!Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
I just trimmed the hair on Indy's tail, while doing so he farted, so I grabbed the febreeze and squirted him with it. :p
I'm in a mood. :eek:
Hey, spray the kids not poor Indy, its not his fault your in a mood :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I didn't really do it, but boy did I think about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Um, Bear, the kids don't stink! ;)
It's dog shaving week. Yup, they get a buzz cut for the summer, going to do a bit today. It takes a few days because they have really thick coats and the clippers get overheated so I have to let it sit and cool down.
Indy's first. Poor pup. ;)
You know just when to show up! Actually ,if I even smelled a beer today ,I would probably be ill. Too many last night :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Wouldn't you like a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you Artsy?Quote:
Originally Posted by artlady
NO,No hairs ,no dogs,no nothing, but ice water.I must have drunk a gallon already today! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
As a matter of fact,I think its nap time for me :)
::sniff:: ::sniff::Quote:
Originally Posted by artlady
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No fair M, that looks like Indy when he was younger. :(
Indy sweetie, I'm sorry I squirted you with febreeze. Stop licking me, stop, okay, okay... really, STOP!
He'll stop if you rub his belly Alty ;)
Ok got to go , have a good weekend everyone :)
You too M.
And no, not rubbing the belly, that will only make things worse. He's gassy! :(
Have a beer or 10 for me. K?
" If I say jump, they better be asking how high." AND when do I come DOWN?????Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Stringer:D:rolleyes::eek:
He is a beauty,I could handle him any day.What a sweetie:)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
When I say so. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
The trouble with all this mantra is that they know you and they know that you love them to pieces... that was one of my problems too. But I reached a 'settlement' with my daughter and son... I told them that when your mouth is open, your ears are shut... and so you can not hear what I am saying... Now... close those traps... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Man when you are gone from this site all day it is kind of like not getting sex, you sure get behind in a hurry.
All day? I didn't look for 10 hours and I'm lost here!Quote:
Originally Posted by letmetellu
I can usually keep up after a day of being away in the normal topics...Quote:
Originally Posted by Catsmine
In the Members sections though forget it! 20 pages will have gone by and I'm not reading back that far!!
Lazy girl! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
What, YOU can read all those posts and raise kids, too? What color is the S on your bodysuit?
I am woman, hear me roar! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Catsmine
Meow!
LMAO! Watch out for the claws, I'm fiesty! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Catsmine
Goood kitty, Niiice kitty
Pet, pet, stroke
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