First for everything huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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First for everything huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
That's because it was EVERYWHERE..Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
It's like Visa, everywhere YOU want to be
Ha, ha! Or, as you would say, giggity, giggity! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Is that why my butt's bruised again? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Bad boys. I love them! :D
I figured once one cheeked healed you'd be fine for another
It was the same cheek Rome!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Ouch, ouch, ouch. I can't sit down!
Mean boys. ;)
For what you will be doing, no need to sit down
LOL! Good one! Actually, I had something else in mind, requires you kneeling, so I hope your knees are okay. Stretch first if you need to. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
My knees will always be good. I get nice pain medication from the hockey doc to help that one out
Well then, down on your knees young man, you have work to do. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Side note, same basic topic, why do they call it a blowjob? Because it's work! :p
All the way up until 'it' blows!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Thar she blows!Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
I had to say it! ;)
Where did KC go? KC dear, come back! :)
I see Oscarlicous watching. Hi Oscar! :)
KC is still here... lurking
I just don't feel like working today... I know I should be.
I am so fed up with attorneys, I have never met such a sleazy bunch of people...
Money, Money, Money... that's there heads.
An attorney here was wanting to charge $2500.00 to assist his 'friend' with a 11-14 traffic ticket!
Ummm, I can do that and it's free!
I love when you are lurking. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Exhibitionism here I go...
You looking for a popsicle contest or a dance or a finger play?
All of the above.
::shaking finger::
Ut, ut, uh... you have to be choosey. You can't have it all... yet.
Right now, you are only being teased. ;)
Well come on in. Justy and I can handle all the guys, can't we Justy? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
That sounded bad. :o
My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?
Justy. Tonight you have to come with me to the party, I need a supervisor/chaperone/friend to hold my hair while I'm puking. You in?
Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke??Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:
Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D
Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)
Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so you, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.
Give me boys! :)
No worries Alty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I am not asking you to permanently switch teams. :D
What are we chaperoning now? :eek:
LMAO! Good to know. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
I'm here for a good time, not a long time... :D
Are the boys still lurking? Waiting with open jaws to see what happens?
Should we give them something to watch Justy? A little sumpin sumpin to get their blood boiling?
I would be happy to join in...
I think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Least that's what the police report said
Sarah hasn't even recovered from her hangover, she is still missing.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Can you handle two women KC? Two experienced women? You may not survive this. Is it worth it?Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Come on over, we'll try to be gentle, but no promises. :cool:
Sarah is still in my bed... :cool:
As far as handling you two... well, I didn't plan on doing the handling... that is up to you gals.
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Originally Posted by kctiger
Reinstating previous comment. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
"three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Police report! :eek:
And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(
So, you just want to watch do you? Are you bringing popcorn and a video camera?Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
Are you inviting any of your friends? Should we charge admission? :)
I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch... With popcorn
Her postQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience.
The link
Three Wise Men shot drink recipes
God save all of you when Sarah reads this...
And how the heck are you typing with Sarah in the bed... it'd be shaking about too much!
On Mother's Day, when we were all eating I went to go look for a soda.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
My daughter is on the back porch, I said 'Wow, you ate really fast.', she said 'we're eating?? What?'... LOL, oops, I didn't even remember to feed both of my children before going to get a plate, sit down and eat...
I lost my Mother of the Year award ON Mother's Day!
The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
Gratuities not included. :D
That sounds yukky :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
That drink sounds lethal... holy cow! What is she thinking??Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
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