Ask Me Help Desk - "Friends" Fantasyland Haunted Hotel.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't have a passport, I'll need fake ID. Know anyone who can do that for me? ;)

I want my name to be "Anastasia Beaverhausen". :)

I am going to work on that. I want to be Sabastian Emerson!

Does that sound good?

You're wearing a bra?

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Well, since it IS my day off, I was wearing some decent clothing, a sweater with a blazer, and I had a chance to shave today...so I'd say I looked pretty darn good.

Granted, the officer wasn't that receptive to my flirting...he wasn't in the mood...

But Sneezy, I think you could have had him if you just tried a bit harder. You can't initiate a life style change without doing a bit of work. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you taking lessons from Sneezy? Hmmmm? :mad:

Nope I have a better teacher :D no offence sneezy

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

you're wearing a bra?

Um, no, but it's the thought that counts. :D

Were you peaking again? :eek::cool:

Yes. Peeking WHILE peaking... oops.

Well, I'm afraid I am retiring for the night. I'm off to the bar, then to bed. Feel free to join me. At the bar that is. I will be back in 13 hours. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens

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Originally Posted by albear

nope i have a better teacher :D no offence sneezy

Who? Tell me so I can kill him! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't have a passport, I'll need fake ID. Know anyone who can do that for me? ;)

I want my name to be "Anastasia Beaverhausen". :)

Heyyyyy!! You can't have my screen name! No fair! I object!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Well, I'm afraid I am retiring for the night. I'm off to the bar, then to bed. Feel free to join me. At the bar that is. i will be back in 13 hours. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens

You're going to the bar for 13 hours? Wow, that's stamina! :D

Talk to you later Adam, have fun!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

yes. peeking WHILE peaking...oops.

Damn, typing errors are not good around you! Way to keep me on my toes! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Who? Tell me so I can kill him! :D

That's a tad mean isn't it alty

Later adam

... uh oh alty... you making death threats?

... didn't we JUST have a talk about this the other day..

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Heyyyyy!!!! You can't have my screen name!! No fair!! I object!!

Yours? Since when?

Let's mud wrestle for it! :D

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Originally Posted by albear

thats a tad mean isnt it alty

later adam

All's fair in love and war Bear.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...uh oh alty...you making death threats?

...didn't we JUST have a talk about this the other day...?

::hangs head in shame:: yes sir, we did. My bad. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yours? Since when?

Let's mud wrestle for it! :D

All right fine!. I'll go back to my original! I'm Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

All's fair in love and war Bear.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. ;)

So... you kill my driving inspiration?. hows that work?

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Originally Posted by albear

so..... you kill my driving inspiration?.........hows that work?

I kill him and take his place. I'll teach you everything I know, you'll turn into a well rounded, sincere, kind, gentle, sympathetic, loving man. The girls will go crazy over you! Trust me, this will work. :)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Alright fine!...I'll go back to my original! I'm Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

LMAO, I forgot about her! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I kill him and take his place. I'll teach you everything I know, you'll turn into a well rounded, sincere, kind, gentle, sympathetic, loving man. The girls will go crazy over you! Trust me, this will work. :)

I've tried that already it doesn't work :)

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Originally Posted by albear

ive tried that already it doesnt work :)

When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:

Remember, if you need to get rid of the body, you can refer here:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/crime/...-281946-4.html

Scary! :(

Leave dave alone he's all right

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Originally Posted by albear

leave dave alone hes alright

You sure? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:

I try to be the best person I can be aon a daily basis :) but I shall learn your teachings :D

Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You sure? ;)

Yea preety much... stop making me doubt myself :confused:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!

Deal :D

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Originally Posted by albear

deal :D

We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.

I shall look forward to it :D

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Originally Posted by albear

i shall look forward to it :D

You say that now, but wait. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You say that now, but wait. :D

:)

I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(

Really? This is a serious problem, at first I thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. But maybe you've been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm

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Originally Posted by albear

really? this is a serious problem, at first i thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. but maybe youve been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm

Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(

Hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( I miss alty :( :( :(

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Originally Posted by albear

hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( i miss alty :( :( :(

But I am Alty. I'm still the same lovable, huggable, naughty vixen that I was before, heck, maybe even a little more so. :D

It really is a good song. Have you even listened to it? Hmmmmm?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Hey, since "Friend" isn't around this early,...sleepytime in OZ...do you want to help me raid the hotel gift shop on his credit card? No one else is here...we could just sneak in!

I have you on camera starby :cool: