And I get kicked out of this room for saying SLAP... I think spank is more vulgar, and more abusive than slap.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
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And I get kicked out of this room for saying SLAP... I think spank is more vulgar, and more abusive than slap.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Okay, well, I guess you do have your POINT!!
But usually a spank is on the booty and a slap is on the face.
Hahaha am I the only one who see's the whole spank on the booty worse than a slap on the HAND... that's the way I meant it.
Like how you slap a kitties paws when she tries to get into something she shouldn't be getting into.
Im sorry that you thought I meant a slap in the face, I would NEVER do that, even if I was kidding.
But all else aside, I think Ive been given a chance... Im ready to redeem myself.
I know you are sweety, so will you watch the skittles while we jump in the pool or are you coming swimming too.
Hey, no redeming yourself necessary, just go get my towel from Wizzy!!
Waddles to the pool... Hope nobody minds preggy nekked people it the pool... I know I am going to enjoy a nice antigravity dip here now...
I think I'm with you J_9, I like my ice water. Oh I'm so ready to have these babies... Not in the pool though, that I promise.
Isn't that the new technique Myth... underwater delivery? Didn't I just read something about that being the new thing... can't remember now what they called it... Quiet Birth maybe?
Hey well if you do happen to have the babies in the pool, we can always use J's towel...
Good girl! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by flowerchildnea
Climbs slowly down out of the tree mumbling about everybody happy, very very happy, Val especially happy, aaaah. :)
Yes J, I got the tickets to Vegas. Also, I've rented 4 Elvis's, 6 midgets and a pony. This is going to be the best!
I guess I like to do things the hard way.. I should have just taken the skittles from the beautiful and wise Mrs. Val... you tried to help me a long time ago... and I love candy to, hahaha. I would have eaten them all, and I would have been so chill you guys would have to put me in the freezer.
Wait a minute, I DOO have the skittles, because j_9 gave them to me... (*snickers quietly* and hides in the corner) Somebody better take these away from me, because in a few minutes, Im going to be to cool for all of you'se.
Do you guys realise this thread is now 42 pages long---yikes!
Gently reclaims my half empty :eek: Skittles bag from Nea saying, "Okay, easy does it there, pretty little flower, LOL... I dont think anyone wants you to be too cool for the rest of us now that you fit in just fine (that would be my worst nightmare frankly, talk about lonely city!!) so let's save these for ppmmmphh!" (slaps my hand over my mouth before any name is heard) :rolleyes:
I forgot my towel so ready or not here I come... Uh, you may want to pass them skittles around now!
You know you are the love of my life. LOL
Ohhhhhhh, don't worry about the towel T-Man, Wizzy has mine anyway.
Flower, will you please share the skittles, I only want the green ones.
(Gonna give them to Magpie) :p
I thought green ones make you horny... oooooh is that why Maggie is in bed all day and all night?? Tee hee hee
Oops, you found out our little secret!!
Hey, I took the bag back two posts back, wake up woman LOL... hands you a dozen greenies!
Is the secret you are helping magpie with her bowel movements, because you are health expert? ;)
Her? Her? Hey there you little whipper snapper, the mean motorscooter has a kickstand! Her! Why I never! You must be high on skittles my little cupcake.
My Mag, how are you dear?
How about Cancuun?
Why are these darn dogs following me? You did feed them today didn't you? (Breaks into a dead run over fence butt naked) Roof Roof!
High... maybe... skittles,well I never thought about it, are they flammable...
Flammable? Who is on fire?
Runnig to get the fire extinguisher!!
No one is on fire J_9's, you should calm out, here take a hit of the rainbow...
Ahhh, much better. Thank you son.
T-Man what dogs, they are cats for goodness sake!!
OMG, do we need to attend Skittles Anonymous meetings now?? You people all sound high! LOL
And what is TAL doing up on the ROOF??
All right guys, I am going to peace out for a while, I'll see you guy's later...
I WANT MY SKITTLES!!
Nana, don't look, Johnny is putting his swim trunks on!!
Give my towel back first Wizzard!!
See you guys at my new thread cats that bark like dogs, and the owners that love them . Later!!
Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.
Quiet birth?? Not me... lol... I doubt I will be quiet... I just didn't want to get the pool all messy and stuff. Are their any junior mints around? I like skittles and all but they don't have anything on junior mints... yummmyyy.
Passes Myth the junior mints.
I've got an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini!!
Mag, what about Tahiti, Bora Bora??
I was just trying to make you feel welcomeQuote:
Originally Posted by flowerchildnea
Chuckles as I wake up!
JUNIOR MINTS? :eek:
Oh noooo if we start with them Junior Mints... we'll REALLY sound like a Seinfeld episode!! :D
(they are good though... eh, Myth?)
HOLA!
Just tuning in to check out this site... it is really hot here in Texas and I love most things hot... I lied already I love all things hot... saw a few plants needing some watery support to go along with the hot weather...
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