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  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:22 PM
    KBC

    I am getting tired now,the rage is settling down.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:24 PM
    Alty

    Rage? Ken, what's up? I didn't read back so I don't know about the rage! Talk Ken, fess up! :)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:26 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Rage? Ken, what's up? I didn't read back so I don't know about the rage! Talk Ken, fess up! :)

    Spidy and I are PM and she knows what's up,want to pm me?I could use the help tonight.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:32 PM
    Alty

    Sure, or you could email me. Or did you loose my email? Hmmmm, did you? Hmmmmm? You did, didn't you? Tell the truth, don't make me beat it out of you. ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:33 PM
    spyderglass

    I dedicate this song to you Ken!
    YouTube - The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:35 PM
    Alty
    1 Attachment(s)

    I dedicate this gal for you Ken!

    Attachment 14512

    There's more where she came from. ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:53 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I dedicate this gal for you Ken!

    Attachment 14512

    There's more where she came from. ;)

    MORE?? Ahh what goods a pic, I want the real thing(y)stuff... goods... fresh... ummm... don't want another bad mark...
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:54 PM
    spyderglass

    EEEK! You've created a monster Alty!!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:59 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by spyderglass View Post
    EEEK! You've created a monster Alty!!!

    NO no monster,just a psycho needing a fix... Hmmm where oh where can I get a fix?
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:01 PM
    Alty

    I cannot create whatever isn't already there! :)

    I bring out the best in people, and the worst. ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:03 PM
    spyderglass

    Preachers daughters are the worst... (that's me)
    Sorry K, I married, can't give you the hookup ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:06 PM
    Alty

    I've been trying to hook Ken and Starby up, but they aren't helping. I mean really, is it too much to ask for one of them to hop on a plane and meet in person? Really? They have to put a bit of effort in, I can't do everything! ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:08 PM
    spyderglass

    Sheesh, a match made in heaven?
    Ha ha haaa... goodnight alt, and kbc
    Don't have too much fun without me. :)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:12 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I've been trying to hook Ken and Starby up, but they aren't helping. I mean really, is it too much to ask for one of them to hop on a plane and meet in person? Really? They have to put a bit of effort in, I can't do everything! ;)

    Matchmaker Matchmaker make me a match...

    I couldn't 'hop' a plane if I tried.

    And as for the international dating services,, the last phone # I called got me the RCMP,remember!! :rolleyes:

    Oh, by the way,WHERE IS MY PIZZA ALTY?? HUH WHAT? DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:24 PM
    Alty

    The pizza's in the mail, along with your cheque for a million dollars. You do believe me, don't you? ;)

    Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch. ;)

    Darnit, now that song's in my head. :(

    I got to go Ken, long day tomorrow, tons to do and very little time to do it. Really, I need a magic wand or a Genie, or a maid, a maid would do and a cook and baker and present wrapper, ooooh, present buyer. I need a personal assistant, that's what I need!

    Whew, tired, eyes getting heavy, must sleep.

    Later gators. :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 02:23 AM
    starbuck8

    What the heck has been going on in here tonight? You silly kids! I'm too cold to move... fingers freezing... I think one just snapped off! Eeeekkkk! Too cold... way too cold! -40 now! Need more blankies!. amaretto... hot chocolate... teeny weeny marshmallows... amaretto, whip cream... amaretto... big comfy slippers... amaretto... fireplace... amaretto! Did I mention amaretto? :p
  • Dec 14, 2008, 02:27 AM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    What the heck has been going on in here tonite?? You silly kids!! I'm too cold to move...fingers freezing...I think one just snapped off!! Eeeekkkk!! Too cold....way too cold!! -40 now!! Need more blankies!!...amaretto...hot chocolate....teeny weeny marshmallows... amaretto, whip cream...amaretto....big comfy slippers....amaretto...fireplace.....amaretto! Did I mention amaretto? :p

    UMMM? What's amaretto?

    Some kind of bug?Palmetto I've heard of... (sheesh, dumb americans don't know a drink from a bug... )
  • Dec 14, 2008, 02:39 AM
    starbuck8

    Uhmmm... isn't Palmetto a plant/tree? Whatcha bin smokin? LOL!
  • Dec 14, 2008, 02:41 AM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Uhmmm...isn't Palmetto a plant? Whatcha bin smokin? LOL!

    Palmetto plants have palmetto bugs.

    UMMM,sos UMMM, what is that thing anyway... a drink or what??
  • Dec 14, 2008, 02:44 AM
    starbuck8

    Amaretto? Yeppers! It's an almond flavoured liqueur. Really good when it's cold. You heat it up a bit, and it warms you right up! I mean realllyyy warms you up! It's good if you have a cold too! Clears your sinuses right out! :D
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:15 PM
    spyderglass

    Oooooo starbyyyyy I love you I love youuuuuu. Man... I'm so ready to take a nap... I'm slap happy here...
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:18 PM
    starbuck8

    I looovvveee you toooo Spydey! What did I do to deserve this looovvvveee? LOL! Are you drinking Amaretto Spidey? Hahaha!
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:19 PM
    spyderglass

    Nope, just missed you laday. I'm gettin' ready for a nap, just wanted to holla at you guys. I haven't been here for awhile... hate to love you and leave you but nighty nappy night :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:26 PM
    starbuck8

    Holla! :D G'nite Spidey! Sweet dreams! :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:28 PM
    spyderglass

    *kisses
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:31 PM
    starbuck8
    Hugs!! :D
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:38 PM
    Alty

    Wedgie. :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:41 PM
    starbuck8

    Purple nurple! :p
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:42 PM
    Alty

    *snake bite! :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:44 PM
    starbuck8

    Noogie! :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:46 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    *lick*
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:46 PM
    Alty

    *wet willie. :D
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    *lick*

    Sneezy, baby, how you doing? Lick away. Ooooh, bad Alty, bad Alty, back to the corner for you. Care to join me? ;)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:53 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    You smell nice. Can I lick you? I'm going to lick you.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:55 PM
    starbuck8

    What is she? Is she just a popsicle to you? Is that all you think of her? Just you own personal licking stick?
  • Dec 14, 2008, 01:09 PM
    Alty

    Lower Sneezy. Oooh, really, naughty Alty! Where's M, he usually stops me! M, come here M, I'm being bad, I need the deputy to stop me!

    Um, ah, shall we go to the waterfalls Sneezy? I'll meet you there. Tell no one, make sure you aren't followed. ;)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 01:11 PM
    starbuck8

    Ben will be hiding in the bushes... I gave him binoculars and a camera with a long lens!
  • Dec 14, 2008, 01:13 PM
    Alty

    He's got 20/20 vision that Ben, but I've already paid him off, he won't say a word, nope, not him. I have magic powers, you are just a wee duck. :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 01:15 PM
    Alty

    I've got to log off for a few minutes, I have to do a virus scan. Darn puter, darn trojan horse, darn hubby and his darn gmail, it's all his fault.

    I'll be back. I hope. :(
  • Dec 14, 2008, 01:18 PM
    starbuck8

    I'm entering the witness protection program for abused ducks! I will have my bodyguard with me at all times!

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