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  • Aug 4, 2008, 07:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WVHiflyer
    Alty - is that cabana boy wearing a gold medallion? <VBSEG>

    No way! ;);)

    Only his teeny bikini. :)
  • Aug 4, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Alty
    I've got to run for a while. Hubby wants to use the computer. I'll be back later kids. Be good while I'm gone. Shouldn't be too hard, I'm the one causes all the trouble, without me, it should be all good. ;)

    Alty out, for now. ;)
  • Aug 4, 2008, 07:22 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer, that young man in the jeans is my cabana boy. Well, he's no longer in his jeans. Relax, he's wearing a bathing suit. A nice, tight, black, teeny, weeny, bathing suit. :):):)

    OOOOOOhh NOooooooooo YOU DIDN'T put him in a SPEEDO... did you?? :eek: :eek:
    And :eek:
  • Aug 4, 2008, 08:08 PM
    Alty
    Of course I did Stringer. He's my cabana boy, and he shouldn't hide his light under a bushel. ;)
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:01 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh dear me you lot get worse
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:32 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    Oh dear me you lot get worse

    I had no part in this strange conversation! What has this world come to? HAHAHAHA! You silly kids! I think I read something a few pages back... or maybe it was something I saw! I might have to take another look!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:33 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle I just sat here eating my cocoa pops kind of giggling and choking
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:35 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178

    How many times have I told you Spiderman! Stop posting our private pictures on here! Off to your web you go! :rolleyes: :eek: :D
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:36 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    giggle i just sat here eating my cocoa pops kinda giggling and choking

    Cocoa Pops don't go well with giggles! :D Chocolate everywhere!!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:38 AM
    curlybenswife
    No they also get stuck in your nose if you laugh to hard ;)
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:41 AM
    starbuck8
    That's not funny!. I remember getting cereal stuck in my nose, and milk went all over the walls, and I think I was sent to my room for fooling around at the table! LOL! Then it was a combo of Cocoa pops, milk, and tears!! YUK!. lol

    Edit: Honeycomb was worse!! Hahaha!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 02:47 AM
    starbuck8
    Anyway, I am off to bed! Here's a tidbit for everyone to gossip about in the morn. I have company, sleeping in my bed, and it's a... shhhhhhhh... a man!!

    Night night! ;) :D
  • Aug 5, 2008, 03:00 AM
    curlybenswife
    WOOOO HOOOO has he got speedos on??
  • Aug 5, 2008, 03:21 AM
    Unknown008
    Night Starby, sweet dreams to you.

    NoHelp, what about bringing some insecticide spray, for any potential ants, for example?
  • Aug 5, 2008, 04:50 AM
    N0help4u
    Ain't NO bugs on me island, Ain't NO bugs on me island, might be bugs on some of you mugs Ain't NO bugs on me island,
  • Aug 5, 2008, 04:58 AM
    Unknown008
    Well, another wish to your genie? Bugs can reeally any area, you know?
  • Aug 5, 2008, 05:20 AM
    N0help4u
    OH must I give away all my secrets!?
    Besides the tsunami washing away all the bugs awhile back, I have the perfect blend of vitamin B, citronella, mint, cedar and some other secret ingredients so Ain't NO bugs on me island, sides I heard they'z all partying over at stringers island cause he has all kind of stuff left over from his picnic last night.
    Starby are you talking about your dog?? OR you sneakin' REAL MEN on that island of yours?
  • Aug 5, 2008, 08:30 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    Oh dear me you lot get worse

    It's not me... it's the Queen... her initials are "Alty":)
  • Aug 5, 2008, 08:37 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    OH must I give away all my secrets!!???
    Besides the tsunami washing away all the bugs awhile back, I have the perfect blend of vitamin B, citronella, mint, cedar and some other secret ingredients so Ain't NO bugs on me island, sides I heard they'z all partying over at stringers island cause he has all kinda stuff left over from his picnic last night.
    Starby are you talking about your dog???? OR you sneakin' REAL MEN on that island of yours?


    Ugh! (slap) grrrrrrrr (slap, slap!) OUCH! Aaaaaaaagggh! SLAP SLAP!!!! Kapoweee...SPRAY- SPRAY...SPRAY (some more)............DAMN!.......crawling, flying sneaky Lil' bast**ds!!!!!!!!
    OUCH....OUCH!!!!!!!!! Where the H*LL is that ant eater???????????
  • Aug 5, 2008, 08:46 AM
    N0help4u
    No worry stringer I will get a custom made bug screen for your island along with my cedar mint concoction.
  • Aug 5, 2008, 08:54 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    No worry stringer I will get a custom made bug screen for your island along with my cedar mint concoction.

    DAMN!...... NH- these SKEETERS are HUGH...and, and..... and they fly in BATTLE "V" FORMATION!!!!!! I saw them ZOOM down, pick up ALTY'S cabana "boy" by his arms and fly away with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D :eek: :rolleyes:
  • Aug 5, 2008, 09:11 AM
    N0help4u
    Again NO worry the BIG ones that dive bomb into your ear while you are sleeping are the male and they do not bite. It is the smaller female ones that aren't as loud that you have to watch out for.
  • Aug 5, 2008, 09:17 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    Again NO worry the BIG ones that dive bomb into your ear while you are sleeping are the male and they do not bite. It is the smaller female ones that aren't as loud that you have to watch out for.


    What... wwwhhhhhaaat!! You mean the big ones are not the blood suckers?? :eek: ;) :eek:
  • Aug 5, 2008, 09:27 AM
    N0help4u
    Yep they ain't the blood suckers from what I heard and from what has been my own experience
  • Aug 5, 2008, 09:30 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    yep they ain't the blood suckers from what I heard and from what has been my own experience

    Ok then...as I understand it STAY away from the female skeeters......right? ALTY are you listening here...?ha ha....Ok, now I am in trouble right NH?:eek: ;)
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:29 AM
    starbuck8
    Stringy... I've seen Alty's fly swatter!. Its HUGE!. run Stringy run!. *trip*... oooooooppppsssss! Muwahahahahahaha!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:32 AM
    starbuck8
    Starby are you talking about your dog?? OR you sneakin' REAL MEN on that island of yours?[/QUOTE]

    Niki's a girl silly! I sneakered a real live man onto the island!! :p
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:33 AM
    N0help4u
    Bigger than a Texas fly swatter??
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:34 AM
    starbuck8
    It's the biggerest swatter I've ever seeeeeennnnn!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:35 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Stringy....I've seen Alty's fly swatter!!!!.....Its HUGE!!!.......run Stringy run!!!.....*trip*....oooooooppppsssss!! Muwahahahahahaha!!

    I just knew this would draw you out... hiya...

    But, but... the males do not bite or suck out your blood..? :confused:
    Source: NH...
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:39 AM
    starbuck8
    NH... I think since you have your new Island, you need an alias! How 'bout Betty... noooo... how 'bout Boop... or Boppy... or Boopers?? You pick!! LOL!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:40 AM
    N0help4u
    I guess Betty Boop but then I have to take my van cause it is all Betty Boop!

    ... and I just changed my pic to Yakky Doodle,
    I miss Betty already! :(

    May have to change back... soon.
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:42 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    I just knew this would draw you out...............hiya.......

    But, but.....the males do not bite or suck out your blood...????:confused:
    Source: NH...

    Nope!! Only the females that have a golden underbelly!! Buuuutttttt, they fly on their backs, so they are hard to spot!!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:45 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    I guess Betty Boop but then I have to take my van cause it is all Betty Boop!!

    ....and I just changed my pic to Yakky Doodle,
    I miss Betty already! :(

    may have to change back ....soon.

    How 'bout Betty Doodle,. Yakky Betty (lol)... Doodle Boop??
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:46 AM
    N0help4u
    LOL that is just too much maybe Yakky face with Betty body??
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:47 AM
    Stringer
    NH!!

    Wow you finally did what so many have been trying to do for so long!! You captured StarDUCK and put her in a cage by your name... NICE Going Girl...

    "She was jest a widdle ducky...."

    Stringer
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:49 AM
    starbuck8
    Heeyyyyy... heeyyyyy... no fair... lemme out!! I will get you... you... you... you just wait!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 10:50 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    LOL that is just too much maybe Yakky face with Betty body???

    Yakky Face it is! Do we always have to say Betty body too?? LOL!!
  • Aug 5, 2008, 11:04 AM
    N0help4u
    YouTube - Yakky Doodle 16 Foxy Proxy

    YouTube - Subliminal Snagglepuss

    YouTube - Yakky Doodle 04 Easter Duck
  • Aug 5, 2008, 11:11 AM
    Stringer

    I always liked Yakky....."MOMMA! Where are you MOMMA? MOMMA---MOMMA!!!!!!
    :D :rolleyes:... * Are you listening StarDUCK?

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