Damn... I have to go to sleep now... and you are about to reveal the age old secret... NOW Alty, NOW...
Go ahead... I can read it in the morning... K? Please take your time, be accurate, be detailed, be HONEST...
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Damn... I have to go to sleep now... and you are about to reveal the age old secret... NOW Alty, NOW...
Go ahead... I can read it in the morning... K? Please take your time, be accurate, be detailed, be HONEST...
Code of honour? You are going to break our code of honour?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Biggie don't read Alty's mind! You may be scarred for all eternity! ;)
We are going to talk in secret code String man! Mwaaahahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Stringer, I'll send you a PM. ;)
Biggie, what's it worth? ;)
Starby, I won't tell all, just enough to help Biggie out, after all, he's our boy, we have to help him.
Biggie, Starby is right, you don't want to attempt to read my mind, some scary stuff in there, stuff I don't even want to know. ;)
What's it worth?? Can't put a value on that sort of thing, its priceless :D
Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-...es-224399.html
Sorry guys! Starby is in silly mode tonight! It's Saturday after all right? This is my... "forget about the crap from lastweek night" :D
*Music is turned up loud, beer 'a plenty, Starby smiling*
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If that is serious, I feel bad for laughing... but sorry... That's hilarious
I'm sorry, but I am actually LMAO! Where is the Sex Ed in schools and at home nowadays!? Really!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
It's funny and really sad all at the same time. Whatever happened to sex ed? Does this girl think her boyfriend has super sperm with super powers? Arghhhhhh, it's so frustrating. Really, I hope this girl isn't serious, and if she is, I hope she keeps her pants on. ;)
That's some damn powerful sperm!
Edit: We posted at the same time Alty. I sure hope she does keep her pants on!
I have the batman theme running through my head now!!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA... SPERM MAN!
They should start handing out licenses to reproduce...
The human gene pool needs some SERIOUS help.
It's SUPER SPERM! Dum dum dum (that's the super sperm theme song, just in case you're wondering.) :)
If sperm could travel through clothes my early teens would have been hell. ;)
Mr Sperm packed his suitcase, put on his swim trunks, and off he went to Eggland!
It's nice and warm there I hear!
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Originally Posted by bigbird213
I sort of agree, but I'm really glad they don't, I love my kids, couldn't imagine life without them. Being facetious, just in case you didn't know. ;)
All right, I should head to bed. I'm a little sleepy and long day tomorrow :)
Good night all... Make good decisions :)
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
But first he had to go through underwear, jeans, pants, another pair of underwear, up the vaginal cavity and then a long swim to Eggland, it's a wonder he made it. ;)
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Originally Posted by bigbird213
I'll do my best Biggie. Hey, wait a minute, I'm supposed to say that to you, after all I'm the older one, you know, the mature adult type figure, you're a youngun. Ahem, go to bed young man! ;)
Goodnight Biggie. :)
Well YES!! But nobody can stop... S U P E R S P E R M!
... yes ma'am
Tee, hee, at least one of the kids listens, now if only mine would. Sleep tight Biggie, and yes, I know, you aren't a kid, just kidding sweetie, you know that. Heck, I got married when I was 24, you're only three years behind that. Are you sweating now? ;)
Slow down, I just got back to being single. Time to enjoy myself :D
Funny you should mention it though. My friend is getting married next month and he is younger than me :( Crazy
G'nite Biggie! We will carry on with our crazy antics while you're gone. Hopefully M won't jump out of his corner and give us all noogies! YIKES!
Yes Biggie... that is crazy! I was married at 19! Ohhhh, not a good idea at all!! Not even a little bit!
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
Here he comes (ahem pardon the expression) to save the day, supersperm is on his way. He won't let pants get in the way, supersperm is here to stay. Dum, dum, dum. And that's what that girl is. ;)
Sorry, mean Alty again, where was she hiding this time, got to go lock her back up. Okay, all is good now, it's safe to come back out all. ;)
Play the field for a while, nothing wrong with that, and it can be tons of fun. Gee, why do I feel like I should be giving you the sex ed speech now. Okay, play the field, but be careful, that's better, now I did the Mom thing. Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this, by the time my kids are teens I should be a pro. Gulp, I don't want to talk sex with my kids. :eek: You know I'm kidding, in fact, the sex talk has already started, albeit at a level they can understand and accept, quite frankly, we're still at the "the opposite sex is icky" stage, I can live with than for, oh, another 20 years. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbird213
I think I just saw supersperm do a fly by!. could I be pregnant? LOL!
Honestly, I hope that girl isn't serious with her question, but I guess we should answer just in case. I guess some kids just don't get the real facts. That's very sad, and that is why there are so many kids that are either taken care of by foster parents, the government, or they end up neglected and abused. Very sad.
You answer, if I do it will be bad, you know I won't be able to keep the sarcasm out of my post, or the judgement, not today. Go for it Starby, I've got your back.
::hides in the corner. ;)
Got to run, tired, sleepy, need to go nighty night. I'll talk to you all tomorrow. Be good, you, like that advice sounds effective when coming from me. ;)
Alty out, going to bed, may snore, there's always a first time. ;)
G'nite Alty! No snorring... might wake Wiggy and bunnies! LOL! Sweet dreams... dreamland... yessss!
Goodnight Starby, saw your post, responded, but I was a teeny bit snippy, couldn't help it. I was still better than usual, that's something, right?
Yawn, talk to you tomorrow sweetie. Lub you, and give Niki a big Auntie Alty hug, and a rub on the tummy, tell her to snore. Muwahahahahah. ;) :)
... and you were suppose to be going to bed so Wiggy could here your snoring... bad girl with whip! LOL
I actually had to email an rsvp for the birthday party Sydney's invited to, I wanted to do it before I forgot, that's when I saw that someone else had posted in the de-barking thread and I had to come back on and set it straight. Jeesh, really, this is ridiculous.
But really, going to hit the hay now, I can't believe I'm still conscious. ;)
Later gator, you should go to bed too. :)
I had good luck... I found him, and I've been married to him since I was 20Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbird213
I'm glad you found a "goodie!!" Sometimes they are few and far between!
So have we decided on your nickname? I don't think I would be comfortable calling you toad. LOL! Besides, you haven't met our resident "M" (Friend4U) yet! He would have a hayday with that... so choose carefully, hehe!
Sorry M, I have to warn people of your crazy antics while you sit in the corner and spy on us! :p
He won't be back till tomorrow night, so I am getting out my running shoes now, and doing my stretches just in case! HA!
Eh, its what my dad called me and the closest I've come to being called that since he died has been kermit.
Well "Toad" it is then! We will do that in memory of your Dad, if that's okay with you? Sorry to hear about your Dad.
As long as it's an endearing name, I think "Toad" will be just fine! :)
Not if I get to you first Miss Toad! Mwaaahahahaha! You found the scratching post thread I see! The fly got here first... said the fly to the toad!
It was back in 2001 when I was 17 I feel worse for my mom... she still misses him
Last I knew, toads were bigger than flies... unless they're little baby toads and they're just too cute...Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
And I was thinking it was more of the hair pulling scrapping ill blackened your frickin eye thread.
Quite entertaining to read!
Awww, I'm so sorry to hear that! That is always a hard thing. I'm lucky to still have both of my parents, and lucky to still call them a pain in the butt sometimes! Heehee! I dread the day that I can't call them that anymore.
You are so young to have lost a parent at your age. I'm so sorry,. it must have been hard for you, and your mother can't be very old either. I can imagine that she misses him a lot for sure!
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