Pillow Fight! :)

Noooooooooooo... not my great auntie and uncle!

Aw, poor wee ducky. Don't worry, we'll make you a new pillow, come here. ::pluck, pluck, pluck:: oops, I plucked all the new feathers that were starting to grow. Oh well. Here's your new pillow. :)

Actually duckie, you look quite silly standing there with your hands on your hips nakie... with a look of anger in those duckie eyes...

Whew... glad it isn't me that you have it in for... :)

She won't stay mad long, I've invited her for Christmas. :)

Shhh, Stringer, don't tell, she doesn't know she's invited to be the main course. ;)

Now that sounds a little like adult sexuality related if I even heard it... HAHAHA

God I love this group... :)

Got to love adult sexuality, especially when talking to new adults. ;)

I feel like such a hypocrite when I talk to teens and tell them not to have sex.

I bet they all think I'm some crotchety old virgin with 80 cats. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Gotta love adult sexuality, especially when talking to new adults. ;)

I feel like such a hypocrite when I talk to teens and tell them not to have sex.

I bet they all think I'm some crotchety old virgin with 80 cats. ;)

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Alty... we know the real truth! You don't look a day over 75, and your eyesight is failing you! There are only 71 cats! The others are of a different species! Hey... get that bunny out of the fishbowl! :eek:

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There are only 71 cats

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What happened to the other 9? Did I eat them? Oh no! Snooky, Pookie, Fluffy, Snuffy, Cuddles, Noodle, Pebbles, FiFi, Lady, where are you? Come back, Momma's sorry! :(

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bunny out of the fishbowl!

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I have a fish bowl? Oh no! :eek:

You forgot Sloppy, Moppy, Cocky and Floppy! Oh no sorry... those are the humans in your family! LOL!

Ooh, I know who Sloppy is, yup, I remember him. His nicknames are, Lazy, Sleepy, Stinky and Jerk, it all depends on the day. ;)

LMAO! Jerk must be the runt of the litter! ;)

*Yawn*... Goooood Morning

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Here is one that will need verification from our friend M:

Aussie Words

These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

You'll probably need to be an Aussie to understand!

billabonk
to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
bludgie
a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo
a fake indigenous artifact.
lyrebard
Ern Malley
matesh*t
all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
licky
a day off you get by asking the boss nicely.
barramondi
the sickie taken after Sunday, for the purpose of fishing.
fair drinkum
good quality Aussie wine.
klangaroo
the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar.
flatypus
a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
yabble
the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
carlton drift
the wayward walk home from the pub
bushwanker
a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
shornbag
a sheila with a brazillian wax.

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Ha Ha

Yep all true stringer LOL :)

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Batman!??

Can I have a licky so I can go billabonk, followed by a fair drinkum and a shornbag and another billabonk. Then I can carleton drift, step over the flatypus, and return to my bludgie, and trip over the matesh*t, and the bushwanker? After all of this, I may need another licky, and a baramondi! :D

Can you get back to me on that....lickety split?

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LMAO... nice starbs ;)

M, I have a kindy that's knee high to a grasshopper, she's knackered and I don't want a kafuffle. Do you have anything to kick in that might help?

I tried. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ll-286717.html

LOL, That was actually quite funny seeing how we have a cat.

Jeebus, My sweet tooth is driving me crazy! And I can't eat anything.

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and I can't eat anything.

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That sucks Guy. Tell you what, I'm making cake, I'll have a slice for you. Sound good? ;)

Heh, YOU WANT CAKE??
What kind?

eat me, delicious: Elvis Fluffernutter Cake