Put what in your pantry lol

I could get to a 9 on the naughty scale but I will not... MILF! (muffled sneeze) excuse me, itchie nose! And I am sorry about the attack on Briton, I am just in awe at the ears on Prince Charles.
Q: How does Camelia hold her licker?

A: By the ears.

HEY! That's only a 4 or 5 on the naughty scale. No profanity and I didn't name any unmentionables.

Lol... I don't have a CLUE what that song is about. Seriously... if someone can 'splain it, that'd be great.

Magprop... you are pretty naughty...

Caw how rude its not as bad as j's monkey spanking though yesterday tee hee
I have to ask though do you have any idea what MILF means lol

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Caw how rude its not as bad as j's monkey spanking though yesterday tee hee
I have to ask though do you have any idea what MILF means lol

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No, not a clue. I was being pedantic. But, I really think this Hormel Spam thing needs to be brought out into the public view. It has disturbed me greatly for a good many years and I don't think it is fair of you to just skim over the subject as if were just... so much... vegimite or such.

LOL uh oh MILF means Mom Id Like To Fu##

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LOL uh oh MILF means Mom Id Like To Fu##

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No way! You should have used proper restraint and not even posted that girl. You in trouble! The Devil going to snatch you bald headed for that one child! :mad:

I really need to go gather my thoughts.

You were the one that posted it lol you know what they say matey if you don't like what you read the doors over there ;) and no I won't hold it for you I'm far from polite enough just don't let it hit your spam flavoured arse on the way out.

Spam flavoured arse

Bwa HA HA HA! That's more than a LOL by the way!

How, exactly, do you know that his is spam-flavored?

LOL I don't but hell he seems to like it so I bet it is now I'm chuckling... bens shaking his head in disapproval.

this is just one of those few threads that's better when you Don't read all the preceding pages.

usually a daily monley spanking. Spam arse today. And the ever enlightening milf revelation to those who weren't in the know.

next show at 10. =)

Giggle giggle its all J_9's fault she has been out all day I've had no one to control me

Blaming me for things when I was not even here all day?

It's not 10:00 yet so we'll get started a little early. I went to the store to buy some pork. While standing in the checkout line, I noticed the lady in front of me had her dress wedged up in the crack of her behind. Well, being the gentleman I am, I just reached down and pulled it out. She turned around and slapped the shi# out of me. Do you think I was wrong? I tucked it back in after she turned around. That was the second time she slapped me by the way. Was I wrong? Just for trying to help.

Damn, my hand STILL hurts!!

How hard did you spank that monkey anyway?

Well, I did it again. No one will answer me any more. I'm just too wild! They sent me here to the Loonybin and what do I do. Scare all the loonies out. They went running and jumping out the windows in their night gowns screaming bloody murder at the sight of me. I am soooo lonely. Oh well, maybe I can trap a rat in the basement and play with it till it dies or escapes. All I need is a box and a stick. A big rock would be sweeeet but they isn't got no rocks in here. Ya, that's what I'll do, I'll trap a rat and I will name him Norman and he will be my best friend ever. Who needs a bunch of Loonies anyhow?

Ha ha ha ha... I don't get it...

I give up.

Don't give up!

NEVER give up!

Go down fighting and kicking and screaming until all of your black crayon is gone from making crosses on yourself and your padded cell!

You're right, I don't give up... got any crayons? Could I get some paint maybe?

Its OK mag I have a elephant called simon so norman the rat won't be alone :) he can play with simon but there's no garrentee that simon won't squish him :D

Simon,

Now you behave yourself ;)

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LMAO I love you Allheart

We all love allheart

Oh my word down monkey boy allheart is far too much of a lady to be in your hareem

:( but she's so cuuuuute

LOL I'm starting to worry about you

You're just NOW starting to worry?

MMMMMMMM you have a point there synn

Awwwwwwwwwwww Love you guys too. Lots.

Time for a Group hug

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Many hugs :D

OH you naughty girl I just chocked on my chocolate bar look its all monkey boys brothers and sisters lol ruby will be out buying a bigger saucepan as I type lol

I am officially leaving the loony bin. No one wanted me to stay. They will not even prescribe the right kind of medicine. I am out of here. Lol (;

Awwwwwwwwwww Joe - LOL - I think the looney bin loves one and all :).

Even a loon such as myself

**hugs**

Im sorry for your wait Joe the nurse has been extreamly busy doing clinics else ware but don't think we have forgotton you xx

It's a girl rat. I named her Shirly. I'm busy looking for her a mate. We all know elephents are scared of rats. Don't threaten Shirly.

LOL I didn't threaten her I'm sure simon won't be scared he isn't like normal elephants he has a slide coming right outa his butt giggle

Yup, he sure does :)

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