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Originally Posted by Cat1864

I know. :)

I hope it will be a good day for you.

Thank you Cat, I hope you've had a good day today and will have a better one tomorrow :)

Good talking to you folks, see you later! :)

Later sergie

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Oh, well. :(

Hmmm...you are what you eat, so that should make you a great looking woman (again). ;) :)

Hi, Muddy.

You just don't like me being a man :(

Haha

Want to hear something cutesy?

My sister was said to her son [he's 10] "Guess what your aunt got?" [trying to tell him I got a tattoo] and he said "her period?".

Hahaha too funny,

Just lol :D

Hi Sergie, welcome to the pits of hell. Oops... I mean the garden. :)

M, stop coughing, you know you're always on my list.

Hi to everyone else. :)

Hi Alty

Hi Bear bum. :)

I'm in a giddy mood. Watch out! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi Bear bum. :)

I'm in a giddy mood. Watch out! ;)

Can't I just trust you not to get me... please :)

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Originally Posted by albear

cant i just trust you not to get me.........please :)

Let me think about it...

NAH!

You're my favorite person to get. :)

Awwww, well I asked

OK then, come get me :)

DID YOU KNOW...
-I talk as I type words
-I actually laugh as I write haha [like now]
-Today I went to Taco Bell, got myself a soda and got Rachel some nachos and I sat there smelling all the delicious meat I actually drooled. A guy asked me if I was okay. I guess I was staring at his taco for a while I told him "..oh I'm a vegan... again" and he laughed and a part of me died and wanted dead cow/mystery meat.
-I really miss my stupid cat.
-I eat the nail polish on my nails
-I used to have a thing for old men...
http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/a...chard_gere.jpg http://s4.hubimg.com/u/346787_f248.jpg... it was a weird stage.

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Originally Posted by albear

awwww, well i asked

ok then, come get me :)

Stop hiding! It's no fun trying to get someone that's always hiding!

Is that you behind the bush? Why are you growling? What's with the murderous scream? :eek:

Muddy, I talk when I type too, but not in complete sentences, just choice words. My hubby is looking at me like I lost my mind. :(

I pick the nail polish off my nails which is why I rarely wear nail polish. There's no point really, it only stays on for a few hours.

Meat is yummy.

Cats. What can I say about cats? I'm a dog person. :)

Richard Gere is not old! :(

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

DID YOU KNOW.....
-I talk as I type words
-I actually laugh as I write haha [like now]
-Today I went to Taco Bell, got myself a soda and got Rachel some nachos and I sat there smelling all the delicious meat I actually drooled. A guy asked me if I was okay. I guess I was staring at his taco for a while I told him "..oh I'm a vegan... again" and he laughed and a part of me died and wanted dead cow/mystery meat.
-I really miss my stupid cat.
-I eat the nail polish on my nails
-I used to have a thing for old men...
http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/a...chard_gere.jpg http://s4.hubimg.com/u/346787_f248.jpg... it was a weird stage.

I type as I talk to, sometimes I can see my accent in my typing, I used to do it more but people kept asking me what I meant so I had to stop saying a few words :(

Sorry to hear about hunter muddy :(, I hope you find him soon or he turns up by himself

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stop hiding! It's no fun trying to get someone that's always hiding!

Is that you behind the bush? Why are you growling? What's with the murderous scream? :eek:

I'm over here alty, why are you looking over there? I thought muddy told you to stay out of the bushes, I think what your hearing is probably why :)

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Originally Posted by albear

im over here alty, why are you looking over there? i thought muddy told you to stay out of the bushes, i think what your hearing is probably why :)

OMG! That's not you? But, but... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Run everyone! Save yourselves!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Lol

Richard Gere is 60!

Glad to know I'm not the only one talk typing :D

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

lol

Richard Gere is 60!

Glad to know I'm not the only one talk typing :D

Richard Gere is hot! Age is just a number.

Oh, wait, I forgot, you're 20 something. You'll realize soon enough that age is just a number. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

OMG! That's not you? But, but...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Run everyone! Save yourselves!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Sorry, I forgot the reflective collar... again. :o

Alty I'm sure if you leave the bush alone everything will be fine

I agree with you muddy,

60 = old

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Richard Gere is hot! Age is just a number.

Oh, wait, I forgot, you're 20 something. You'll realize soon enough that age is just a number. ;)

Hope your right ;)

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I haven't really answered any questions lately. I've been on here chit chatting with y'all. I don't very much feel like answering questions, do you guys feel like that.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hope your right ;)

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I haven't really answered any questions lately. I've been on here chit chatting with y'all. I don't very much feel like answering questions, do you guys feel like that.

Everyday, and when I see a question that I take an interest in its either been answered or its been taken way off at a tangent :(

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hope your right ;)

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I haven't really answered any questions lately. I've been on here chit chatting with y'all. I don't very much feel like answering questions, do you guys feel like that.

Uhmmmm... are you asking a question ;)

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Sorry, I forgot the reflective collar...again. :o

LOL! Stop growling Cat, that was scary. ;)

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Originally Posted by albear

everyday, and when i see a question that i take an interest in its either been answered or its been taken way off at a tangent :(

I hate it when questions go all psycho like that one where the girl asked for tips for talking dirty to her guy.

Or when it goes all super psychological... not sure if you go that one but it's like someone posts "why don't I like cheese?" then some person says "you probably don't like cheese because you were molested as a child and your uncle just ate cheese" and then it's all about how her life is horrible and the OP is like "I just wanted to know why I don't like cheese"... I haven't seen crazy threads like that in a while though...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Uhmmmm..................are you asking a question ;)

LOL! She didn't say she wasn't going to ask questions, she just doesn't want to answer them. :)

Wait... okay, blonde moment again. Now I get it. Never mind. Nothing to see here, carry on.

My brain is backfiring lately. :(

M, on the ball as always :)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I hate it when questions go all psycho like that one where the girl asked for tips for talking dirty to her guy.

Or when it goes all super psychological ... not sure if you go that one but it's like someone posts "why don't I like cheese?" then some person says "you probably don't like cheese because you were molested as a child and your uncle just ate cheese" and then it's all about how her life is horrible and the OP is like "I just wanted to know why I don't like cheese".... I haven't seen crazy threads like that in a while though....

Lol I haven't seen any that weird either, not for a long time, but yea I know the type you mean :)

Thanks Bear :)

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Originally Posted by albear

M, on the ball as always :)

What about M's balls? :confused:

Oops. Beer, you evil drink, you're making me type before I think. :o

Honestly occifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What about M's balls? :confused:

Oops. Beer, you evil drink, you're making me type before I think. :o

Honestly occifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. ;)

:eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What about M's balls? :confused:

Oops. Beer, you evil drink, you're making me type before I think. :o

Honestly occifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. ;)

How many have you had already? :D

Silly Bear and M, I'm fine. Or am I? ;)

I've had two and trust me, I can handle two.

Hiccup. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Silly Bear and M, I'm fine. Or am I? ;)

I've had two and trust me, I can handle two.

Hiccup. :)

If we ever get round to our drinking contest I'm pretty confident I have it in the bag :D

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Originally Posted by albear

if we ever get round to our drinking contest im pretty confident i have it in the bag :D

Bear. Dear Bear. I've been drinking for longer then you've been alive.

OMG! I'VE BEEN DRINKING FOR LONGER THEN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE!! :eek:

Where did I put my cane? M, have you seen my cane? :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Bear. Dear Bear. I've been drinking for longer then you've been alive.

OMG! I'VE BEEN DRINKING FOR LONGER THEN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE!!!! :eek:

Where did I put my cane? M, have you seen my cane? :(

Wait, what's the cane for?. M don't tell her :eek:

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Originally Posted by albear

wait, whats the cane for?.................M dont tell her :eek:

Muwahahahahahahaha! I will not tell you young grasshopper. The cane is something that cannot be explained, it can only be experienced.

Wait... wrong thread? Maybe? Borderline? What do you think? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Muwahahahahahahaha! I will not tell you young grasshopper. The cane is something that cannot be explained, it can only be experienced.

Wait...wrong thread? Maybe? Borderline? What do you think? ;)

Hahahaha, I'm going to go with borderline, but lets not push it :D

Grasshopper?

Anyhoo yeah I'm still confident I cold take you in a drinking contest, and for a brit I don't really drink that much :)

Grasshopper. You know, the name old martial arts teachers call their young students.

I swear I'm not making this up!