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OH MY GOSH! You HAVE to see this!

IT's a cute little puppy trying to whistle. It will warm you heart for sure!:)

Purina Animal All-Stars on Yahoo! Video

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Originally Posted by ohsohappy

OH MY GOSH!! You HAVE to see this!

IT's a cute little puppy trying to whistle. It will warm you heart for sure!:)

Purina Animal All-Stars on Yahoo! Video

Awwwwww noooooo can't resist its little howl, awwwww :D

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Originally Posted by albear

awwwwww noooooo can't resist its little howl, awwwww :D

I know right? Doesn't it make you feel all squishy inside?

Oooh, Canada

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Originally Posted by Sariss

Oooh, Canada

Momentarily, at least. So how'd dogsitting go?

A 'light' Santa joke:::

Santa's Bad Day
The Birth of a Tradition

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

A 'light' Santa joke:::

Santa's Bad Day
The Birth of a Tradition

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

The tradition is telling this joke every Christmas.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

The tradition is telling this joke every Christmas.

Sorry cats... I guess I missed it.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Momentarily, at least. So how'd dogsitting go?

6 looong weeks with two neurotic labs!

I'm changing the topic for a minute.

I just want to thank everyone for the encouragement about getting a new job.

Yes Stringer, Joe is a bright guy.

I'll follow your advice. What do I have to lose? Absolutely nothing.

Sariss. Labs are fun. :)

Haha they aren't my favourite breed but it wasn't too bad. :) Extra money is extra money!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm changing the topic for a minute.

I just want to thank everyone for the encouragement about getting a new job.

Yes Stringer, Joe is a bright guy.

I'll follow your advice. What do I have to lose? Absolutely nothing.

Sariss. Labs are fun. :)

It should work for you, good luck and please keep me posted.

Is this Maxine?? :) Funny lady.

This old gal is a hoot! | Funniest Video of the Day

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Sorry cats......I guess I missed it.

Seriously, had you not heard it before? It's been around for a long time. It floored me the first time I heard it, I think that was the first time ROFL was actually true in my case.

But it does bring up the question "if angels have arseholes, do the products smell?"

Actually I suppose this may be proof that age and the 'benefits' thereof are showing up, I do not remember hearing it before.

But I admire your use of the sledgehammer in nailing it... :)

Happy Sunday, do you have all your Christmas displays up yet?

Like an addicted fiend, I will 'force' myself to watch the Bears get annihilated again today.

Adam... Good luck with the Colts today and I am hopping the Saints win also.

Pittsburgh... what can I say? Last year's Super Bowl Champs and last Thursday loose again and this time to the lowly Browns... terrible. My football su*ks this year!

Stringer

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Actually I suppose this may be proof that age and the 'benefits' thereof are showing up, I do not remember hearing it before.

But I admire your use of the sledgehammer in nailing it...:)

Happy Sunday, do you have all your Christmas displays up yet?

Like an addicted fiend, I will 'force' myself to watch the Bears get annihilated again today.

Adam...Good luck with the Colts today and I am hopping the Saints win also.

Pittsburgh ....what can I say? Last year's Super Bowl Champs and last Thursday loose again and this time to the lowly Browns...terrible. My football su*ks this year!

Stringer

Please don't use the words "pittsburgh" and "football" in the same sentence. It's just so painful. Or was that payback?

Phew, mouse been acting up for two days :(

Now that I caught up, read about accidents, a relationship issue in Canada, now about the little angel... I'm going to sleep! Too late now... see you later on!

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Phew, mouse been acting up for two days :(

Now that I caught up, read about accidents, a relationship issue in Canada, now about the little angel... I'm going to sleep! Too late now... see you later on!

Hello, goodbye. (What a great song title)

My eyes are sore from readying at about 50 words a second :eek:!!

I'll stick for a while more. I forgot I have got a few dozens of threads to see too :(

I normally stop after a dozen or so. I get confuse-ed. Or maybe it's just early onset senility.

Don't worry, I'll get sleep soon... I think :eek:

Ok, off to bed now. Bye! :)

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Happy Sunday, do you have all your Christmas displays up yet?

I just put my manger scene up. That's the last of it.

Yes, a manger scene. I know. I'm not Christian yet I have a manger scene. The kids haven't made a choice yet, and so far they believe in God in Jesus, and all of that. So who am I to put a damper on it?

They also believe in Santa. ;)

I robbed baby jesus in primary school..

He was so cute...

I'm going to hell.

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i robbed baby jesus in primary school..

he was so cute...

im going to hell.

Na, there is not hell, so no worries. ;)

Hell is what we're living right now.

Okay, I'm getting too serious.

I'll be good. I promise.

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Na, there is not hell, so no worries. ;)

Hell is what we're living right now.

Okay, I'm getting too serious.

I'll be good. I promise.

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. ;)

That's convenient because I've got a river to cross

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Originally Posted by albear

thats convienient because ive got a river to cross

You coming to see me Bear?

It's more like an ocean, not a river. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You coming to see me Bear?

It's more like an ocean, not a river. ;)

Must be one hellacious bridge

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

must be one hellacious bridge

It's purty. :)

It's pink.

I'm in a mood. Ignore me. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It's purty. :)

It's pink.

I'm in a mood. Ignore me. ;)

Aww that's too bad I was kind of looking for a blue one :(

I heard the word Pink and I am here... I love pink

I see your ears were burning

Uh huh... Hey you bear, I cleaned out all my cupboards and drawers and closets and got rid of a bunch of crap today... you proud of me? I had no idea I had to Slap Chops or a couple of other items I threw out... heehee How are you bear?

Always proud :)

Clearing out for christmas I take it

Cleaning out for my sanity! Ugh! I have so much stuff that I really don't use. I just need to get rid of things that sit too long!

Ello Ello...

What's all this then...

A little bird with a knife...

You lost me blacky, but hi anyway :)

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Originally Posted by albear

you lost me blacky, but hi anyway :)

Muhahahahahaha!!

Excellent... Lol!

How you doing bear?

Morning. Colts are 13-0!!