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  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:06 AM
    Chey5782
    0-1200 in less than 6 weeks. Is that a challenge? I can randomly post things all over the place and do that without even trying. HAH!

    OHH and this will make you laugh. I looked at the little box you fill out about why you answer questions... I refuse to fill it out yet. It would read like.. " I am a 17 year practicing pagan with a heavy spec in tarot and crystals. I paint, I sculpt, and I write poetry. I've been a military wife and ran our FRG, I have 3 kids. I smoke, I drink, I play pool. I study anthropology,theology, sociology, biology, and naked people. I'm a professionally trained Domme with 9 years experience....." Seriously... should I like... write a book about the things I do know and the things I wish I knew? This site is scary, I just realized not only do I come off as crazy as a loon, but neurotic as well. :rolleyes:
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:08 AM
    Chey5782
    Hahaha red, I like to read them too, esp the people I have started to recognize. It's pure entertainment and education.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:09 AM
    redhed35

    What is a domme? And.. and you've been doing it for 9 years!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:11 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    thats insane!

    i like the yin and yang of AMHD...the funny posts and the crazy...i get to caught up in the crazy,my job is a lot like AMHD,funny and crazy all in the space of 5 mins.

    i have to say though,ive learned a lot from just reading answers to posts.

    AMDH...educational and fun..who'd thunk it!
    I spent a lot of time before I started answer, learning about the board, right/wrong things to say and do. Getting the idea of the board.

    I like to wade into things, I am not up for making waves until I make it in the deep end. ;)
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:12 AM
    redhed35
    I do have favorite treads I just read but don't post in,mainly because I don't know enough about the subject.
    I got my first reddie in the legal thread,when I look back on what I wrote I cringe,and think,you big nob head!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:13 AM
    Chey5782
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    what is a domme? and ..and you've been doing it for 9 years!
    Oh... oh HONEY... *turns red and laughs* Dominatrix *turns redder* SEE why I am not filling the thing out. You go Google it for more info, I refuse to explain more without private chat. Hahahaha
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:15 AM
    Justwantfair
    Where do you go for Domme training?
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:16 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I spent alot of time before I started answer, learning about the board, right/wrong things to say and do. Getting the idea of the board.

    I like to wade into things, I am not up for making waves until I make it in the deep end. ;)

    I'm a jumper-iner... then when I'm well and truly up to my neck in it,I learn!


    I was always the first to try new things as a teenager,hand up in class,even before I knew what the hell I was volunteering for.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:18 AM
    redhed35

    See,I'm an innocent.

    Domme...

    Too cool chez,too cool.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:18 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    im a jumper-iner ...then when im well and truly up to my neck in it,i learn!


    i was always the first to try new things as a teenager,hand up in class,even before i knew what the hell i was volunteering for.
    ::shakes head violently::

    Nope that is not me. I am in the back of the class, watching all of the first run of volunteers... learning from the tripping they do. ;)
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:23 AM
    redhed35

    Nope,I was never afraid to make a complete fool of myself.. I guess I learn by doing and making mistakes,I could never get it by watching others,I just copied their mistakes!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:31 AM
    Chey5782
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Where do you go for Domme training?
    Just, you would be amazed!! Once I have known you guys for a bit longer I'll tell you where I got mine. I promise you will jaw drop AND laugh.

    I am a jumper-in-er-er too! Then I get yelled at and pout for about 2 seconds. Life is meant for living, ain't nothing holding me back but myself.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:32 AM
    jenniepepsi

    CHey, PM me, and we can swap stories. Mine might make your jaw drop too ;)


    I'm a mixture. I am sort of shy, but I DO jump in. comes from my ADHD and having absolutely NO tact whatsoever
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:35 AM
    redhed35

    Oh oh can I guess where you do the training...

    Them,is it the community centre?

    Ah man that would be deadly,mommy and me...

    Kids,stay here.

    Ladies this way!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:36 AM
    jenniepepsi

    HAHAH community center :P that's funny.

    Kids get to play on the playgrounds...

    Ladies if you will kindly step this way, we have a selection of collars and leashes, please choose one and come to the carpet.

    LOL
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:36 AM
    Unknown008

    Bye Guys! Bedtime here! :)

    Unky out.

    EDIT: oops, hey Bear and Jennie! :)
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:38 AM
    Chey5782
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    HAHAH community center :P thats funny.

    kids get to play on the playgrounds...

    ladies if you will kindly step this way, we have a selection of collars and leashes, please choose one and come to the carpet.

    LOL
    Bad women... umm Jennie, I WOULD but your storage limit is exceeded.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:42 AM
    Alty

    What did you guys do to my castle? :eek:
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:42 AM
    redhed35

    Night unky..

    Ah yes,it would bring new meanings all over the world..

    < domme lessons,this Monday,9am in the community centre.

    Tea and biscuits after.

    Please bring your own whips,as there is a shortage in the village at the moment>


    I would pay money.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:44 AM
    redhed35
    Bloody hell alty,were going to get domme lessons in the castle..
    Monday mornings!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:44 AM
    Chey5782
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    What did you guys do to my castle? :eek:
    Noothin :rolleyes: *kicks dirt*
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Chey5782
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    night unky..

    ah yes,it would bring new meanings all over the world..

    < domme lessons,this monday,9am in the community centre.

    tea and biscuits after.

    please bring your own whips,as there is a shortage in the village at the moment>


    i would pay money.
    Now I AM scared. I knew I shouldn't have gone there. I am convinced of it now. Oh well, you live you learn, where is the pie?
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:46 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    bloody hell alty,were going to get domme lessons in the castle..
    monday mornings!
    :eek:

    Who authorized this?

    Sheriff! Deputy! What the heck is going on here?

    The villagers are running amuck!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:46 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    Now I AM scared. I knew I shouldn't have gone there. I am convinced of it now. Oh well, you live you learn, where is the pie?
    I have the pie.

    I'm starting a food fight.

    Duck! Giggle. :)
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:46 AM
    redhed35

    Your done now chey.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:48 AM
    redhed35
    Oh my,I bet stringer would love to be our practice man...

    (he has his own whip you know,even has a name,sally or betsy or something)
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:48 AM
    Chey5782
    Nuh uhhh I come with water balloons! *SPLAT*
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:49 AM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Bye Guys! Bedtime here! :)

    Unky out.

    EDIT: oops, hey Bear and Jennie! :)
    Hi unky, cya unky

    Have a good one :)

    Hi everyone :)
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:50 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    oh my,i bet stringer would love to be our practice man...

    (he has his own whip you know,even has a name,sally or betsy or something)
    He stole that whip from me. :(

    His name was Salvator, he was my sidekick. I left Stringer in charge one day, let him use my whip and he won't give it back.

    He named it Susie, but the whip is all man.

    Now I'm whipless.

    So sad. :(
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:51 AM
    redhed35

    Choose your weapon carefully bear.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:52 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hi unky, cya unky

    have a good one :)

    hi everyone :)
    Bear I need some help.

    The villagers are taking over the castle. They have water balloons and whips (I think), oh and pie.

    Apparently they're starting up some weird classes on Monday mornings and the Sheriff is awol.

    Here's some balloons, can you help me fill them with water? We have to defend the castle.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:53 AM
    Chey5782
    It's cool alty, I happen to have an awesome whip that cracks like a fiend. You can have it if you create a pie alliance with me!
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:53 AM
    redhed35
    That's shocking alty..

    If that was me,well,id be getting my whip back!
    Since there's going to be classes!

    Is'nt that right chey?
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:54 AM
    redhed35
    Et tu chey!

    Wheres sunny when you need her?

    Don't go to the dark side chey... noooooooo
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    it's cool alty, I happen to have an awesome whip that cracks like a fiend. You can have it if you create a pie alliance with me!
    Temptation! :eek:

    I must resist. But the whip is so pretty. Ahhhhh!

    I'm torn.

    Help! Bear, Stringer, M, someone! They're trying to lure me in! :eek:
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:57 AM
    Chey5782
    No no its okay red! I have MANY toys in my toy bag. Monday's lesson can be... How to be understood while wearing a ball gag. Part 1.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:57 AM
    redhed35

    Look into my eyes,relax alty,look at the pretty whip...

    Give us a demo chey.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:58 AM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bear I need some help.

    The villagers are taking over the castle. They have water balloons and whips (I think), oh and pie.

    Apparently they're starting up some weird classes on Monday mornings and the Sheriff is awol.

    Here's some balloons, can you help me fill them with water? We have to defend the castle.
    A water balloon fight eh? Sure ill start filling them up right away :), TOO ARMS :D... although what kind of pie?

    Plus these classes sound... intersting :D
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:58 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    No no its okay red! I have MANY toys in my toy bag. Monday's lesson can be... How to be understood while wearing a ball gag. Part 1.

    I'm scared,but I like it.
  • Jul 16, 2009, 11:58 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    No no its okay red! I have MANY toys in my toy bag. Monday's lesson can be... How to be understood while wearing a ball gag. Part 1.
    Wrong thread! :eek:

    Sex talk in the lounge is strictly verboten. You'll get a smack but you won't enjoy it. Trust me. :o

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