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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

I know - and I think a lot of women have experienced some type of abuse in their lifetime so this is particularly painful to read.

Shudder.

(And I'm crying right along with you.)

I have but I'm a survivor. I got out of it before he ended up killing me.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hey Welcome Nikosmam...here have a seat over here...just put your thumb on this pad...no it's not ink...nope...

Thanks for the welcome. Put my thumb on what pad? :rolleyes:

Stinger! My life long dream is to be a part of this! I can handle all duties sir!

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Thanks for the welcome. Put my thumb on what pad? :rolleyes:

Hee hee,, ssssshhh... don't tell her yet... hee hee :rolleyes:;)

Do I qualify for the Deputy position?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Stinger! My life long dream is to be a part of this! I can handle all duties sir!

OKAY!! Here is the oath, put up your right hand and put your left hand on your heart...

Repeat after me: "I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

Now that loyalty oath to the Sheriff and his Deputies is until you take your last breath... no fraternizing with Justy or them thar others in the cells...

You need to repeat the oath and Batman will get you a badge also...

Growing, growing...

ADAM !!!!! where are ya?????? Take the oath buddy....

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Hi all.
It's been so long that I lost my way in here, so I thought I'd come to the place that our Sheriff oversees things.
Unky sent me some pictures of China to post and this is as good a place as any to share them. Hope you enjoy one of our member's view of his trip there.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/03.gifI will be back soon - just a few more things to clear up in my life.

Momma C!! I've missed thee! :) Much, much love.

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Originally Posted by Chery

Hi all.
It's been so long that I lost my way in here, so I thought I'd come to the place that our Sheriff oversees things.
Unky sent me some pictures of China to post and this is as good a place as any to share them. Hope you enjoy one of our member's view of his trip there.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/03.gifI will be back soon - just a few more things to clear up in my life.

GREAT pictures Unky, great... show me which are you?

Chery, HI sweetheart... I have a special place for you here... and it's not just the one in my heart hon.

"I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

So, Is it official now?

Missed you too dearest HC and Stringer - and all the rest of you.

Just been contemplating too many thangs in these here parts of my world and trying to put some in order. Am slowly getter there and hope to be back in the 'saddle' again soon.

Hey there sheriff... got yourself an expert title! Congratulations to you my MOSTEST. Momma is so proud of you!

I also see that you got yourself some new recruits there, sheriff - looks like the start of a nice refreshing addition to the site.

Well folks, I think I'll mosey out-a-here for now and leave you with a bunch o hugs and kisses.

Promise, I'll be back soon.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/39.gifYou stay cool now, here?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

"I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

Great, now that you have taken the oath and understand all the laws and rules you are now a Deputy. You will receive your badge and gun from Bataman the Chief deputy soon.

Congratulations Deputy Adam...

Thank You Sheriff. It sounds like a plan to me.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

So, Is it official now?

Yeppers, as soon as the Chief Deputy gets you your badge and gun sir...

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Originally Posted by Chery

Missed you too dearest HC and Stringer - and all the rest of ya'll.

Just been contemplating too many thangs in these here parts of my world and trying to put some in order. Am slowly getter there and hope to be back in the 'saddle' again soon.

Hey there sheriff...got yourself an expert title! Congratulations to you my MOSTEST. Momma is so proud of you!

I also see that you got yourself some new recruits there, sheriff - looks like the start of a nice refreshing addition to the site.

Well folks, I think I'll mosey out-a-here for now and leave ya with a bunch o hugs and kisses.

Promise, I'll be back soon.

http://www.postsmile.com/img/cats/39.gifYa'll stay cool now, here?

Hurry back... or I will hold my breath and stomp my feet you know!!

So Adam do you ehem, get handcuffs too? ;)

I don't know if that is in my included gear. Maybe just shoot people and ask questions later. I just go by the sheriffs demands.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

So Adam do you ehem, get handcuffs too? ;)

Yes... handcuffs (some with fur), a sharp (fitted) uniform, shinny black shoes, And... and... And... a real cool pair of shades... and possibly some keys too...

Adam, we take pictures for a 'press release' also... :)

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I don't know if that is in my included gear. Maybe just shoot people and ask questions later. I just go by the sheriffs demands.

No, no, no, no, noooooo... no bullets... just a 'pop gun.'

I was just making sure they stayed in line. I wouldn't shoot anyone. We make the law look good.

Sorry Nikosmom... here maybe this paper towel will help get that ink off your fingertips hon...

I have to give you a ticket hon,, yep you forgot to say 'Hello Sheriff' when you came in... so please hold up you beautiful son... fine is: I GET TO PINCH HIS BEAUTIFUL CHEEKS..!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I was just making sure they stayed in line. I wouldn't shoot anyone. We make the law look good.

Good Deputy Adam, Batman will go over all the rules with you... one is always be a smiling, no matter what... say it with a :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yes...handcuffs (some with fur)

And what about a... nightstick? :rolleyes:

I wondered about the nightsick as well. I think we get it all. Have to look good and professional for the press!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Sorry Nikosmom...here maybe this paper towel will help get that ink off your fingertips hon....

I have to give you a ticket hon,,,yep you forgot to say 'Hello Sheriff' when you came in...so please hold up you beautiful son...fine is: I GET TO PINCH HIS BEAUTIFUL CHEEKS.....!!!!!

I'm sorry Mr. Sheriff. :o Please accept my humble apologies. I don't know if I can sacrifice Niko's cheeks for my wrongdoing. Guess you'll just have to pinch mine instead. (I'm feeling devilish today)

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I wondered about the nightsick as well. I think we get it all. Have to look good and professional for the press!

Weeeellll, not sure about night sticks... hmmmm? But you get a nice big belt... with spangles...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Weeeellll, not sure about night sticks ....hmmmm? But ya get a nice big belt....with spangles...

Sweet! Sounds good to me Sheriff. Where are those villans? They have been "sleeping" for a while don't you think? I am beginning to wonder what they are up to.

What the heck are spangles? :confused:

A shiny plate of some sort usually worn on clothing or something along the lines of it.

Kind of like and ornament

Ok, I have a situation on my hands. I was going to have meat loaf for dinner and now my fiancé has changed her mind and doesn't want it. What is something good and quick that can be made?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

A shiny plate of some sort usually worn on clothing or something along the lines of it.

Ooops, maybe I showed my age... yes that Adam and also little shinny button like things on the nice gun belt...

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Ok, I have a situation on my hands. I was going to have meat loaf for dinner and now my fiance has changed her mind and doesn't want it. What is something good and quick that can be made?

Chef Boy Ar Dee' meat ravioli in meat sauce... yeah it is in a can... but I love it with soft buttered rolls and a salad... just a suggestion, after all that's what we are here for.

Great. I will be ready to roll.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Chef Boy Ar Dee' meat ravioli in meat sauce...yeah it is in a can...but I love it with soft buttered rolls and a salad...just a suggestion, after all that's what we are here for.

That sounds good. Anything sounds good right now. Now I think she wants meatloaf so I think I am safe.

Hellooooooo... helloooo... helloo!

Goooobyeeeeeee, Gooobyeeeee, Gooobyeee!

Echoooo... Echooo... Echoo

Just poppin in for a sec. I see our Momma stopped by for a wee bit.

Talk to you a bit later! Got to fly!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/animals/04.gif

See you Starby!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Ok, I have a situation on my hands. I was going to have meat loaf for dinner and now my fiance has changed her mind and doesn't want it. What is something good and quick that can be made?

Meatloaf - I'm not running a diner.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Meatloaf - I'm not running a diner.

I am confused by that. Sorry