Ask Me Help Desk - The Haunted Castle

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I vote for Starty, Spidey, Princess, Joe (not Dr. evil) Chickadee, Biggie (if he behaves) to be on the list of jurors. The Queen has tried to cook me on many occasions, so she will be a biased juror.

I don't know when Unky, my lawyer, will be able to draw up his documentation, and he might be late for court! Batman is sometimes fair...but then again...he likes to Duck Tape me to things! So he's a potential witness for the defense.

But of course, Momma just has to *snap* and it's all over with! :p

All of your campaigning is to not avail DUCK... in our court;

Queen Alty picks the jurors.

You are guilty until proven innocent.

All assigned attorneys must be in court at the start of the "trail" or the accused HAS NO ATTORNEY. (I would be PMing Unky starting.......NOW!):D

Sheriff and Deputy's shotguns will be loaded with red pepper shells.

The DUCK WILL be handcuffed and will wear a stripped duck jumpsuit with a sign on her back; "I DID IT" !! Oh yes, and the DUCK, being a dangerous criminal will also have a thick chain and ball on her "one" leg.

No one except the Judge (Alty), the two attorneys (Unky and the prosecutor: need a volunteer here, however the Deputy can become one if no one qualified steps forward soon), the jury and the LAW are allowed to participate.

These rules are final and will be posted on the door to the courtroom for all to see.

Trail to be set for tonight, unless a postponement occurs due to not filling the positions.

A little advice; I would definitely enlist the help of Momma for your attorney, she's the best hope you have to survive this.

Gosh, darn. Of all the things I studied (i.e. med, psychology, computer programming, motherhood, sexology) I forgot to place Law in my agenda.

But, for Ducky, if there is none other to stand up for her, I will do my best.
But rest assured, she's under my control so she will behave from now on.. All I have to do is snap or not snap - that will be the question for her to consider. Mean, aren't I? One could actually get used to having power - nice feeling, hahahaha.

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Hear me talk!

MOMMMMMAAAAAAA!! HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEE! Your Ducky is innocent!

Ducky has to go now, and get her feathers un-ruffled before the proceedings! Or formulate an escape plan... Muwaahahahahaha!

Sounds like a good game show Momma! Snap, or no Snap! LOL!

Got to run... I shall return!. maybe! :p

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

MOMMMMMAAAAAAA!!! HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEE!! Your Ducky is innocent!!

Ducky has to go now, and get her feathers un-ruffled before the proceedings! Or formulate an escape plan.....Muwaahahahahaha!!

Where is your alibi? Even if you have to ask your mother for help here, you better get started. One should always have a good alibi prepared for all occasions. Stop resisting, look meek, and behave, and you might have a chance.

And please don't tell everybody about our secret - that only makes things worse honey...

Need a good conditioner for those feathers? Use mayonaise -that works great!

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Psssssssssstttttttttttttt!! Duckster, I have a full tank of gas in the Rebel and it is ready to roll... we will see how things go. I just know you didn't do it and I forgot that the Sheriff can make the rules since he is Sheriff, after all! Actually, just between you and me, I think he talks a tough game but has a heart of gold so I think "No worries" tonight!!

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

psssssssssstttttttttttttt!!!!! Duckster, I have a full tank of gas in the Rebel and it is ready to roll..............we will see how things go. I just know you didn't do it and I forgot that the Sheriff can make the rules since he is Sheriff, after all! Actually, just between you and me, I think he talks a tough game but has a heart of gold so I think "No worries" tonight!!!

I've been trying to tell her not to worry, his bark is bigger than his bite, so she should just go along with it. She is just so spontaneously panic stricken sometimes, I don't know about that duck.

Take her for a nice ride around the moat and then bring her back...

We all have to face the things in life and hope for the best.. and with all the help here, she should not worry so much.

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FORMAL PROCLAMATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please add your questions and accusations to the list below so as to build our folder against the "guilty" DUCK:

This is the LIST of questions and accusations against the one called so far, add yours; THE DUCK.

Opening statements:

1. You are alive aren't you (cause you look a little bluish and very WIDE EYED presently)?

2. You are a DUCK right?

3. You were on the street with your young 'uns on the day of the crime?

4. Yo do have the ability to stand on one leg while resting the other leg right?

5. If you are not guilty (and we think you are) why did you just run away? (You just left the thread... ha ha)?

6. Isn't it true that you opened a new savings account at "the Donald's Bank (Donald Duck BANK), AFTER the day of the picture proving your guilt of stealing?

7. Didn't you and your young 'uns go on a MAD SHOPPING SPREE the next day also? I hear that we have pictures.

8. Isn't it true that there is a solid rumor that you have a history of lying and crime?

9. One of your young 'uns is confessing (in the little room in the back with only one little light hanging so it could see... )

10. Aren't these your DUCK FOOT PRINTS? Our detectives got them from the scene of the crime!!

(Add you questions and accusations....here)

Anyone aiding and abetting this known felon will be held for trail as guilty also.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Latest news flash...

The accused and guilty DUCK has been taken into custody. She is behind bars and dressed in prisoner garb. The only reaction spoken from the DUCK:

"Who me ???????" Obviously a trick to gather sympathy, but according to investigators they have a solid case...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Anyone aiding and abetting this known felon will be held for trail as guilty also.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Latest news flash.........

The accused and guilty DUCK has been taken into custody. She is behind bars and dressed in prisoner garb. The only reaction spoken from the DUCK:

"Who me ???????" Obviously a trick to gather sympathy, but according to investigators they have a solid case......

The Duck has been taken into custody Sheriff , I shall take her down to the Dungeon :cool:

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The duckling is talking, and quite the story he's telling. Starduck has been leading a secret life of crime and involving minor ducky's.

As judge I will hear her case, but the evidence against her is pretty convincing.

Here is a picture of the baby confessing.

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OK, The case is closed as far as I'm concerned. Because I am the one who took the picture and it was NOT our duck!
This was taken while our Ducky was visiting her parents before they went on their Florida vacation.
Besides, when I approached the real perpetrator, her voice was not the same, and she did not have that special spot that I know our ducky has under her chin.
Also, our ducky does not have children. She has a dog as companion who was also very sick at that time and needed constant care.

Sorry to burst your bubble Sheriff, but I cannot tell a lie. I will however, help you find the real criminal and her gang at your convenience.

The reason I posted that picture was to show others to what depths some ducks sink to make money by using their off-springs and that shames us all.

I know our ducky would not stoop to such measures. And, let us not forget that the spell that makes her a duck in the castle vanishes and makes her human as soon as she leaves the castle grounds...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

The Duck has been taken into custody Sheriff , I shall take her down to the Dungeon :cool:

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Excellent Deputy, keep a Leary eye on her, she is devious as you know, keep you finger on that shotgun with the pepper shells. Put her in the dark cell with only the tiny, little window.

Do not talk to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will con you. AND keep an eye out for those young 'uns scurrying across the floor to try to get in the cell before you get the door closed!! They can sneak out through the window and try to steal your keys!

But, but Momma, I know she did it, I just know.

Do we really have to leave her alone?

It's been such a long time since I had roast duck. :(

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OK, The case is closed as far as I'm concerned. Because I am the one who took the picture and it was NOT our duck!

Nope... we have footprints

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Besides, when I approached the real perpetrator, her voice was not the same, and she did not have that special spot that I know our ducky has under her chin.

Nope... we found a "magic Marker" in her possession.

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Also, our ducky does not have children. She has a dog as companion who was also very sick at that time and needed constant care.

It has been established that she uses "duck decoys."

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Sorry to burst your bubble Sheriff, but I cannot tell a lie. I will however, help you find the real criminal and her gang at your convenience.

Nope... we have our guilty duck.

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I know our ducky would not stoop to such measures.

Yep... she did. Have you seen any of her posts? She is guilty by association alone. Hee hee She "runs" with wiley characters.

If you guys are so insistent, I guess we will have to hope for a 'hung' jury, or I will have to wash my hands of this case... Sorry, but I tried my best, ducky.

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Deputy! Is the dastardly, guilty duck in the cell?

Wiley characters/ Would that be me, Princess Rebbie?? Surely not!

Oh Stringer... that "duck decoy" line was great!!

Ok, the Sheriff has to take a break for a while too let things cool off a little here... I will be back.

And... where is the duck? Even from the cell she should be able to shout her responses... and no DUCKIE!! Aaaah ah... shows guilt.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Deputy! Is the dastardly, guilty duck in the cell?

All locked away Sheriff :cool:

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I also have to leave the court for today - it's been a long one and I need my rest, your honor..

So, I'll be back when court re-convenes tomorrow.

Night, Night all.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

The Duck has been taken into custody Sheriff , I shall take her down to the Dungeon :cool:

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Just look at that face! Those eyes!! Poor little thing! No way she did any of the things she is accused of. How can you look at that sweet face and ever think she could be devious... well, let me back track on that just a bitty bit... ok, she can be a little devious but one has to survive at the castle! Angel, surely you don't believe she is guilty. You and the Sheriff have a "bird's eye view" of all that goes on here at the castle... maybe the ghosties did it and took on duckie form.. Whatchathink?

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Sheriff, I just went to the jail to interrogate the duck, and yes, she is behind bars, and up to her theiving ways. She stole food from the cellmate beside her.

Here's the proof;

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Originally Posted by Chery

OK, The case is closed as far as I'm concerned. Because I am the one who took the picture and it was NOT our duck!
This was taken while our Ducky was visiting her parents before they went on their Florida vacation.
Besides, when I approached the real perpetrator, her voice was not the same, and she did not have that special spot that I know our ducky has under her chin.
Also, our ducky does not have children. She has a dog as companion who was also very sick at that time and needed constant care.

Sorry to burst your bubble Sheriff, but I cannot tell a lie. I will however, help you find the real criminal and her gang at your convenience.

The reason I posted that picture was to show others to what depths some ducks sink to make money by using their off-springs and that shames us all.

I know our ducky would not stoop to such measures. And, let us not forget that the spell that makes her a duck in the castle vanishes and makes her human as soon as she leaves the castle grounds....

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YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!! AND DUCKFRIEND!! :p

I have to follow the Sheriff's orders Princess Rebby , if he says guilty I have to lock her up ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I have to follow the Sheriff's orders Princess Rebby , if he says guilty i have to lock her up ;)

But Angel, what about those eyes, so sad. Makes tears come in my eyes Angel. I know the Sheriff has good intentions, but I think perhaps an evil spell has been cast on him. You must believe in the duckster... you know she is mischievous but Angel, do you have to keep her in the dungeon??

I too have to run for a bit but please Angel, take duckie out of the dungeon. She can stay in the east wing, in the tower. She has so few feathers, I don't think she would fly, fly away! I will check back to see if my Guardian Angel shows mercy! Mercy ME!! LOL

Rebbie, if she's innocent then she has nothing to fear. We will dig until we get the truth.

You must admit that the pictures are pretty conclusive. It does look like our ducky, and the foot prints that we found match hers. Also, the duckling gang that helped are confessing that she was the mastermind behind the whole thing.

I just don't see how she'll get out of this. You know I adore the duck, I really do, but if she's guilty we have to seek justice.

Pssst, Stringer, I'm getting the seasoning ready. ;)

Seasoning, did I hear seasoning Queen Alty?? SEASONING?? Ok, how about this, I think the little gang ducks are confessing because they held our Duckster hostage and made her do it... yep... the only answer! Had to be, if there really are foot prints, well, webbed footie prints that are hers, had to be she was forced to do this dastardly deed!

SEASONING?? {{{{{{{{GULP!! }}}}}}}} Duckie, I had high hopes but some are fading but I still have the Rebel ready if needed. Don't cry little Duckie, don't cry... fly, grow feathers and fly... hey, idea here!! Isn't there a potion that makes duckies grow feathers really really fast? If we could get our hands on some of that...

Maybe we should make the duck take a fly detector test, I mean lie. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sheriff, I just went to the jail to interrogate the duck, and yes, she is behind bars, and up to her theiving ways. She stole food from the cellmate beside her.

Here's the proof;

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Aaaaaah ha! Do... we... need... further... proof... she... is... dastardly! Criminal mind at work here...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

All locked away Sheriff :cool:

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Excellent work Deputy # 1... BUT watch her... :eek:

I've got to run for now. I'm glad that the Sherriff and the Deputy have everything under control.

Ducky, I hope you're innocent, but if you are proven guilty, then you're going down baby! :)

Stringer, I've got the cooking pot ready too, and the fancy plates and cutlery are washed and ready. ;)

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Do you want to be the prosecutor Bear?

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

I too have to run for a bit but please Angel, take duckie out of the dungeon. She can stay in the east wing, in the tower. She has so few feathers, I don't think she would fly, fly away! I will check back to see if my Guardian Angel shows mercy! Mercy ME!!!!!!! LOL

"Mercy????" Did she show mercy when she took that ladies last dollar? NO I tell you... she needs to be punished.

Judge... I recommend that if found guilty... she looses ALL feathers for good and has to wear the prisoner's stripped uniform from now on...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Rebbie, if she's innocent then she has nothing to fear. We will dig until we get the truth.

You must admit that the pictures are pretty conclusive. It does look like our ducky, and the foot prints that we found match hers. Also, the duckling gang that helped are confessing that she was the mastermind behind the whole thing.

I just don't see how she'll get out of this. You know I adore the duck, I really do, but if she's guilty we have to seek justice.

Pssst, Stringer, I'm getting the seasoning ready. ;)

I smell DUCK for Thanksgivinggggggggggggggggggggggg hee hee:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Seasoning, did I hear seasoning Queen Alty????? SEASONING??? Ok, how about this, I think the little gang ducks are confessing because they held our Duckster hostage and made her do it...........yep..............the only answer! Had to be, if there really are foot prints, well, webbed footie prints that are hers, had to be she was forced to do this dastardly deed!

SEASONING??????????? {{{{{{{{GULP!!!}}}}}}}} Duckie, I had high hopes but some are fading but I still have the Rebel ready if needed. Don't cry little Duckie, don't cry.....fly, grow feathers and fly........hey, idea here!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't there a potion that makes duckies grow feathers really really fast? If we could get our hands on some of that..........................................

She's welcome to fly around her cell... all she wants... :D:D:D:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I've got to run for now. I'm glad that the Sherriff and the Deputy have everything under control.

Ducky, I hope you're innocent, but if you are proven guilty, then you're going down baby! :)

Stringer, I've got the cooking pot ready too, and the fancy plates and cutlery are washed and ready. ;)

We shall say a prayer for her prior to digging in... :rolleyes:

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we shall say a prayer for her prior to digging in....:rolleyes:

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