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Roflmao!
I have been know not to take responsibility for stuff, and I am choosing this to be one of those times!
22? For some reason, that is a great number
22 is a great number?! :eek:
Have I wasted my life? OMG!! What do I do? Do I go out now? Should I shower and get dressed and go out? Should I bring a girl home?. should I bring 2?
GO take a shower at least... LMAO
Then see if you feel like it... laze ball
But... I like the way I smell.
... sorta.
Actually, I can't tell. I've bathed myself in deodorant and have febreezed everything.
... I've defeated the way of personal hygiene. I can do this for days!!
Gross;)
I do love frebreez though... oh we are onto something here... a man that smells like a clean house... how good can it get?:rolleyes:
Chyeah!
I got "fresh laundry" scent. I love it. People often ask, "Wow, did you JUST pick your clothes up from dry cleaning?" and I respond, "No...a while ago, I just smell that good."
And I mutter under my breath, "I've worn this shirt for the past monthhhh!!!"
I almost want to get back to the Naked Girl thing now...
Night Sneeze ball... I know you will go out... it's in you;)
::spraying with febreeze:: I smell wonderful! Hmmmm, I smell like a rainy mountain mist! Hmmmm! Do they have it in a beautiful wildflower meadow smell? I could pick my daily febreeze smell! :D I feel like dancing I smell so wonderful! :p
The nakie girl is back... oooOOOoOooOoOooo you see how I turned this around? LOL
Sneeze ball... Hee hee hee!
Every time I see his name, I think of that...
Sneezer, do you need a fig leaf to cover with? I think I can find one in my forest febreeze!
I am going to go watch a movie... hugs to all of you sillies!
He's got so many names now, but this is the first I've seen Sneeze ball! LMAO! I like to change his name up a bit... gives him character... haha! Just like Francine/Franny/Franny Pants/Batman/Spidey Man... who ever knew he started as plain ole Friend... LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Enjoy your movie Starty Girl!
You're watching a movie nakey?
... or are you watching a nakey movie?
... does it really matter in my head?
McSneeze? Are you drinking Beer and Cranberry juice again? :D
No, after the night I had last night... no thank you.
It's almost midnight, so I'll start on the wine in a bit... right now, trying to decide if I should read or watch a movie, and if so, which movie?
Last time, Lilster picked out the movie (Air Bud), so this time, it's my turn...
Haha! Niki was made to sit down this afternoon and watch The Dog Whisperer very carefully with me! No more skunks for her I tell you!
Right now I'm watching Mind Freak, and maybe he will do a trick to make the rest of the smell go AWAY!
... psh, I don't buy Criss Angel and all his fancy schmancy tricks.
Hmm... there are just no more good movies...
... hmmm
Drat. Lilster wins again.
... we're watching "Over the Hedge"... she loves that little rascal.
Don't you know that the dogs rule the earth? Niki thought it was hilarious tonight to come barrelling up behind me and knock me over! Oh yeah, you're funny Niki... so funny... just a real comedian... oh and licking my face all over too! Thank you... yes thank you... I've seen where that tongue has been!
Lilster... you keep Daddy in line! You know your movies girl!
Hahahaha! I really need to pay attention to what show is on TV sometimes I tell you! Half the time I don't even know what channel it's on, and all I just heard was "vertical insertion" I thought... what the hell is on TV? It's America's Most Wanted, and they were talking about the Coast Guards doing a rescue mission, and somehow lowering the guy down into the water with a rope into a boat or something. LOL!! I must be tired!
I'm baaaaaaaaaaack.............but my butt is sore... 9 hours on the road and my eye balls are hanging out on my cheeks...
Stringy's Home... Stringy's Home!
How was your trip? You might want to tell us all tomorrow! Eyeballs hanging on cheeks aren't good!
I tried to talk to my sis in law... I was so tired that my mouth wouldn't work... can you imagine... me>>>mouth not working?
Nine hours driving at my age with only two necessary stops... I have pains in strange places...
Mouth not working? String Man's mouth? ::gasp::
So let me get this right! String has pains in weird places... where the whiskey drowns... and the beer chases... his blues awaaayyyy!
... and I'll be okay! :D
IT'S OKAY STARBY.....REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD to take a drink though but any sacrifice or "port" in a storm you know.
I got Black Beauty up to 110 mph... yeah... she handled like a dream. Thought you would appreciate knowing that...
:( My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco! :(
Aren't you so happy to be back to the sanitarium now? LOL!
Also sheriff! I have something to report!
Someone left my cake out in the rain! I don't think that I can TAKE IT... because it took so long too make it!. and I'll never have that recipe AGAIN!. oh noooooooo!!
I think it might have been the Deputy's fault!
" My horse broke down in the rain, he broke a leg, and we didn't even make it to the disco!!"
K... need a splainin..
I am... but I guess I scared everyone away? No one is here septin you and I... but that is OK... two makes company.
Well here's the story ociffer Stringy! I was upset about my cake getting left out in the rain, so I jumped on my horse, and well, my horse was upset because I woke him, and he slipped in a puddle of mud, and yep, broken leg. I had to shoot them,. and my disco dress was all muddy... and like... you can't go to the disco with a muddy dress... so I called the Deputy... and... and... he was drinking beer with cranberry juice... and he said he wouldn't come and get me... and... like... waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
But, but, but... the Deputy was trained very well... I don't understand it? A damsel in distress and, and... he didn't come to the rescue? I'm sure that there is more to the story, maybe he was drinking and fighting crime at the time?
EDIT: I think I am finally sleepy... signing off for this evening... I think...
Uhm, chugging back...
Watching a musical movie, and it is all Beatles. Lol
I would say this is the only musical I ever really enjoyed.
Just saying hey, hello, and Hi...
That Deputy is mean I tell you... mean! I hear he has taken up with sum floosie named Lilster! He's been on a binge since you left Sheriff... I speak the truth!. he should be locked up I tell you!
Hey Deputy Joe! Save me from big mean guy that Sneezes too much?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Hi Joe, enjoy your movie, G'nite Stringy Man... I'm glad you came home safe and sound!
I'm just sitting here wondering if two's company then three and four and five make....................................more fun??? The Deputy has me counting all these keys. I wonder what they go to.
WELCOME BACK MR. SHERIFF!!! It's been a long seven weeks!!! :(
Hey there Mr. Joe!!! Long time not hearing from you about seven weeks??? :confused:
Hey Starby!! Seven weeks is a long time. Where have I been?
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