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  • Jul 30, 2008, 11:11 PM
    jrebel7
    How did I miss the "standing on your head" advice? Goodness! Time for me to give it up tonight.

    I know I said night night already but didn't want to leave "Batman's Advice" out. Just missed it earlier I guess. We will have to remember all these great techniques!

    Ok, again love and hugs!
  • Jul 30, 2008, 11:16 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7
    Not sure what my problem is Starby but I think before I bring everyone else down, I better just say how much I love all of ya and appreciate each of you. Anyone that can make me laugh when I have tears about ready to flow out of these brown eyes and bless me so much by just asking and caring what is wrong.............well, you both have made my night a special one.

    Nite nite sweet ones and have Sweet Dreams!

    We do that because we love you sweet Rebby! Don't be sad, or I just might have to put you over my knee! ;) Just going for another laugh out of you! Just the visual of that is a little strange, isn't it? :D

    EDIT: I didn't realise you were saying G'nite also! G'nite Sweet Reb! Sweet dreams and pleasant restful sleep! :) I hope you feel much better tomorrow, and I'm so glad that Ryan is all right!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:38 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hello.

    ... anyone here?

    ... kinda stinks. It's 4am. And I can't sleep. Had enough whiskey to wreck an elephant.. . but now I'm just drunk.
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:17 AM
    starbuck8
    LOL! Sneezer!. how come you're still up hun? Have you run around in your big elephant feet and stormed the neighborhood? I was off getting myself in trouble I'm sure! LOL Are you still here?
  • Jul 31, 2008, 05:03 AM
    Unknown008
    Wow, gosh! You got far! I'm still on the post around the #200. Maybe I'll not be able to read 'em all until I go... I'll make the most of it.

    Starby - Hope that you're doing better.
    Sneezy - Gald for you. Everything will go all right, need not worry too much!
    Alty - Glad your cold/flu doesn't affect your personlaity. I know some people who do, don't quite understand sometimes why, go figure!
    Batman - Nice one on Cinderella!
    Rebbie - Thanks for your words, that's conforting.
    HC- you sure are a strong person. And I'm sure you'll always be! (as long as you have your coffee! Kidding :))
  • Jul 31, 2008, 05:16 AM
    Unknown008
    K, bye all, not having time to read all. See you all tomorrow!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 05:21 AM
    Stringer
    Good morning all...

    I will be gone most of the day today, staff meetings.

    I wish you all cool breezes, good cold ones, and a very pleasant day. See you later...
    Stringer
  • Jul 31, 2008, 08:26 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ah...

    Ah...

    AHHH PFFBTTT!

    ::sniffles::

    Good morning everyone. Everyone's cake ready?
  • Jul 31, 2008, 10:44 AM
    HistorianChick
    GUESS WHAT??

    I'm at HOME! :)

    Annnnnnnd on the internet! Woo-hoo!

    Sorry Sneezy dear... I gave in to peer pressure! :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 11:07 AM
    Alty
    Hey all, how's tricks?

    Back from the doctor, he prescribed antibiotics, a nasal spray and an inhalor, guess I'm worse off than I thought. ;) I'm still squeaky, and driving to the doc wasn't fun because I get dizzy really easily. I joked that the kids would have to drive home, Jared was all excited until he realized I was kidding.

    I'll be here for a few minutes, anyone else here?
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:21 PM
    jrebel7
    Alty, so glad you did finally go get anti's!! Wish you would have done it days ago when you stated you were running temp after that long a time... when will you learn to listen to Princess Rebby?? You are the Queen, and I, a lowly Princess but still, I am older than you and wiser in the ways of knowing when our sweet ones are ill enough to need anti's. It will be so nice to have you back again feeling good!! Three days and you will be feeling much better. Drink lots of water! Helps with the congestion but also, after most anti's, it says to take with a full 8 ounce glass of water!! Just trying to look out for you Little One!

    ::EDIt:: and of course you know to take the whole prescription until it is gone, right?? Just the ol' Mama in me, had to remind you!! Love you! HUGS!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:36 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, yes Rebbie I will take every pill. I'm really bad about going to the doctor, I hate going for every little thing, but this time I agree it was necessary, and I wish I had gone sooner, then I could have been better already. Oh well, better late than never, right? :)

    On a good note, Jared is fine today, it was just a 24 hour thing, all good now, so that's a relief. I can only handle one sicky at a time. ;)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:37 PM
    HistorianChick
    Yay... glad Jared is better. :)

    Did you see? I'm at HOME! I'm on the internet at HOME!

    This was ALL for you, Alty! :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:52 PM
    Alty
    Gosh, thanks HC, I'm so glad one of you kids listens to me. ;)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:55 PM
    HistorianChick
    But of course, Momma Alty! :)

    As Sneezy says, I no longer live in the Amish Paradise... I've entered the land of the heathens. :) ITs prettttty here.. ;)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:56 PM
    Stringer
    I'm baaaaaack...

    What a meeting, 5 hours, temp today 93 degrees, humid AND the air conditioning wasn't working! My shirt and tie were soaking/wringing wet... took a cool shower as soon as I got home. Marta was ready though when I got home; cool iced tea, a shoulder rub, and she lowered the air to 68 degrees so it was coooooool when I got here. Oh yeah, almost forgot, she also gave me a sweet kiss and I got a "poor baby........." Isn't she just the best..
    Stinger
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:56 PM
    Alty
    Welcome to our little corner of paradise Chicky, were there's TV, computers, cell phones, cars, and red stilletos. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    I'm baaaaaack...

    What a meeting, 5 hours, temp today 93 degrees, humid AND the air conditioning wasn't working! My shirt and tie were soaking/wringing wet.....took a cool shower as soon as I got home. Marta was ready though when I got home; cool iced tea, a shoulder rub, and she lowered the air to 68 degrees so it was coooooool when I got here. Oh yeah, almost forgot, she also gave me a sweet kiss and I got a "poor baby........." Isn't she just the best.........?
    Stinger

    She's a keeper Stringer, no doubt about that. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 12:59 PM
    HistorianChick
    Wow... Alty... you make it sound really goooood! :) Red stilettos? WHY has it taken me this long to partake?

    HI STRINGER! Yes, Your Marta is da bomb! :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:02 PM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hee, hee, yes Rebbie I will take every pill. I'm really bad about going to the doctor, I hate going for every littel thing, but this time I agree it was necessary, and I wish I had gone sooner, then I could have been better already. Oh well, better late than never, right? :)

    On a good note, Jared is fine today, it was just a 24 hour thing, all good now, so that's a relief. I can only handle one sicky at a time. ;)

    Yes, it is better late than never!! :p I am bad about not going in also so I cannot say too much. LOL My doctor knows me so well, I can usually call and he knows I know what I need. Sometimes, he will just say, which anti do you want!! I can take so very few of them. Of course, he guides as far as which will be most effective but saves a trip going in when I know my symptoms so well.

    So your little girl and now your little boy has been sick. Does hubby usual get what goes around? I always did. I even got the three day measles when the kids did! My husband is never ill. When he does things, he does it in a huge way though... open heart surgery, back surgery with fusion but that's about it!!

    By next week, your household should all be up and going strong and back to normal on the web for you. I have missed you on late nights!

    HC and Alty, thanks for jumping in on that link. I know it will help her so much! :p

    Everyone on the thread, have a good day and see you on the flip side! :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:03 PM
    HistorianChick
    BYE! :)

    You're welcome. Anytime! :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:06 PM
    jrebel7
    Hey Stringer, sounds like your day was productive, frustrating, and peaceful. What a day for you.

    Great to come home and get spoiled. You are fortunate indeed! We should all be more like Marta and you in our relationships... watching out for each other and meeting each other's needs, spoiling each other every chance we get. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:08 PM
    jrebel7
    Oops, didn't realize the time. Got to run take care of mother at the Nursing Facility but I will be back!! See you soon!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:15 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7
    Hey Stringer, sounds like your day was productive, frustrating, and peaceful. What a day for you.

    Great to come home and get spoiled. You are fortunate indeed! We should all be more like Marta and you in our relationships..................watching out for each other and meeting each other's needs, spoiling each other every chance we get. :)

    Yes, I picked the short straw didn't I? Well to be honest, my ex told Marta that I was a good guy, but that she "trained" me... ha ha...

    Marta calmy and slowly looked at her and said; "well, I thank you very much and I am glad that "I" have him now." "But I am sure that he was a quick learner honey"

    I stood there and then burst out laughing as my ex simply turned and walked away with her nose out of joint. Not quite the answer she was looking for...

    My ex is a little more careful now about what she says when she is around Marta (which is often... ).:D :eek: ;)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:26 PM
    Alty
    Stringer, I have a feeling Marta and I would get along really well, she sounds just like me. :)

    You are a lucky man Stringer dear, and she is a very lucky women. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:28 PM
    HistorianChick
    HA! That's awesome, Stringer! :)

    Hey, you all, check out MySpace.com - The Republic Tigers - Kansas City, Missouri - Experimental / Indie / Pop - www.myspace.com/therepublictigers

    The lead singer is the brother of the guy that took me shooting last night :)

    I shot... ready?


    An M1 Grande, an AR-15, a Glock 17, and...

    ... wait for it...

    ... an M-16! Fully automatic, wow gun! :)

    ... THEN I was rewarded with Godiva. :D
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:32 PM
    Alty
    Shooting and Godiva, wow, this one's a keeper HC! :)

    I've only shot a real weapon a few times in my life, and let me tell you that I am not cut out for firearms, I can't hit the broad side of a barn with a rifle. I'll stick to my handy dandy whip, works every time.

    Oh, yes, Stringer, I have replaced Salvador, I have a new, better, sexier whip now. He's black, with a soft leather handle and tassles, he's a beauty. I have yet to name him, we have to get to know each other better and then I'll pick out a name. One thing I know for sure, I will never lend him to anyone, he will be with me at all times, in fact, I've glued him to my hand, since it worked so well for you I figured I'd give it a try. ;):)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:37 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    HA! That's awesome, Stringer! :)

    Hey, you all, check out MySpace.com - The Republic Tigers - Kansas City, Missouri - Experimental / Indie / Pop - www.myspace.com/therepublictigers

    The lead singer is the brother of the guy that took me shooting last night :)

    I shot..... ready?


    An M1 Grande, an AR-15, a Glock 17, and......

    ....wait for it....

    .... an M-16! Fully automatic, wow gun! :)

    ...THEN I was rewarded with Godiva. :D

    H.C: AND... should a princess be awarded with anything less? (A pistol packin' mama huh?)

    And now that you mention it Alty, you're right. One thing in particular is how (like Marta) you are quick to defend and protect your family. And the other is that you would never think of cheating. This is one of the most endearing qualities a person can have. I know that Marta wouldn't and I never have, ever, even when my ex was.
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:41 PM
    HistorianChick
    I actually hit the bulls eye with the M1 Grand - I guess it is a WWII gun... fund to shoot.

    I only missed the man (on the target) with four shots of the oh, 10 clips I emptied of the Glock and the semi-automatic! :) It was way too much fun!

    And yes, Stringer. You're correct! It's the only reward for a Princess!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:44 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Shooting and Godiva, wow, this one's a keeper HC! :)

    I've only shot a real weapon a few times in my life, and let me tell you that I am not cut out for firearms, I can't hit the broad side of a barn with a rifle. I'll stick to my handy dandy whip, works every time.

    Oh, yes, Stringer, I have replaced Salvador, I have a new, better, sexier whip now. He's black, with a soft leather handle and tassles, he's a beauty. I have yet to name him, we have to get to know eachother better and then I'll pick out a name. One thing I know for sure, I will never lend him to anyone, he will be with me at all times, in fact, I've glued him to my hand, since it worked so well for you I figured I'd give it a try. ;):)

    I have always had a knack for shooting, I enjoy target shooting. I made "sharp shooter" (got the metals) when in the service. I still do some, there is a gun shooting range about a mile from me that I belong to. Nothing heavy, 22, shotgun, 45 pistol. And oh yeah, I forgot, I have my BB gun... for the rasklie widdle... rab... (never mind).

    And would you please try to be more definitive in your description of the "copy"... ::rolleyes: black... K, soft handle... K, "tassles"... K, Hhmmmmm?

    Anyway, Susy is NOT impressed.. unless, she says...
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    H.C: AND....should a princess be awarded with anything less? (A pistol packin' mama huh?)

    And now that you mention it Alty, you're right. One thing in particular is how (like Marta) you are quick to defend and protect your family. And the other is that you would never think of cheating. This is one of the most endearing qualities a person can have. I know that Marta wouldn't and I never have, ever, even when my ex was.

    Yes, I am a bear when it comes to protecting the ones I love, and the claws do come out. As for cheating, I have no tolerance for that, I always find it amusing when people say they accidentally had an affair. How do you accidentally do that? I do flirt, but it's always harmless flirting with people who know me well enough to know that I would never step out of my marriage. I also know that my husband would never cheat on me, we have our disagreements, like any couple, but we are loyal to each other. We've built allot together, and neither one of us is willing to throw that away.

    I'm glad that there are more couples like that around, because I honestly wonder sometimes, especially with all the posts about cheating spouses on this site.

    You are Marta are a wonderful couple Stringer, it would be an honor to know you in person, but I'm so glad I at least know you here on this site.

    Okay, wow, getting sappy, knock it off Alty!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:46 PM
    HistorianChick
    Steve. I like Steve. It's a nice name. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    And would you please try to be more definitive in your description of the "copy"...::rolleyes: black...K, soft handle...K, "tassles"...K, Hhmmmmm?

    Anyway, Susy is NOT impressed..unless, she says.....

    Stringer I tried to find a picture I could post but I ended up on some very naughty sites. Apparently when you Google black leather whip with tassles, you get all sorts of interesting options :eek:

    I'll try to describe him for you. He looks very much like Salvador (stop calling him Susy) but the handle has black leather tassles. He's gorgeous, and fits my hand and personality like a glove. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:51 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Steve. I like Steve. Its a nice name. :)


    Whaaaaaaaaat?? Explain please... K?:p
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Steve. I like Steve. Its a nice name. :)

    Steve is to close to my dads name, I'd feel weird about that. ;)

    I'm looking for a really sexy name, something out of a romance novel or the like. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Stringer I tried to find a picture I could post but I ended up on some very naughty sites. Apparently when you Google black leather whip with tassles, you get all sorts of interesting options :eek:

    I'll try to describe him for you. He looks very much like Salvador (stop calling him Susy) but the handle has black leather tassles. He's gorgeous, and fits my hand and personality like a glove. :)

    Alty!! I am crackin' up here... are you that naïve? Come on, listen to yourself girl... RLMAO!
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:54 PM
    HistorianChick
    sorry... I go off on these little tangents and think everyone has the same addlepated brain randomosity going on...

    It's a line from a movie - Over the Hedge. You all were talking about naming the whip and that was the first thing to pop in my head. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Alty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am crackin' up here.....are you that naive? Come on, listen to yourself girl...RLMAO!


    Now I'm cracking up, naïve? No, I just thought you'd get a good laugh, and it worked. :)
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:55 PM
    HistorianChick
    :D I'm with Stringer on that one... I mean, I'm admittedly naïve, BUT ALTY! ;)

    You can always go with Xavier or Xander... ;) or Julio
  • Jul 31, 2008, 01:58 PM
    Alty
    I have a nephew named Xavier and a cousin named Xandy, Julio however is a great name.

    About my naïve comment, really all it was a joke. :)

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