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  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:02 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Night buddy.

    Most people, went tipsy, have fun.

    Me, I like to have fun my own way...

    My apartment's been recently infested with house flies (my fault... I left some fruit out one day, and... bam!)

    ... now I'm taking care of them don corleone style. Muahahha
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:14 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::burp::

    ... hello?

    Anyone?
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:21 PM
    Alty
    I'm here Sneezy, had to go chase a fuzz ball dog, he got out and ran (my friends dog). That was fun, he got all the way down the street before he decided to turn tail and come back. He's a sweetie though, I want to keep him.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:23 PM
    Alty
    1 Attachment(s)
    Here's a picture of Bear;

    Attachment 10140

    Isn't he beautiful?
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:24 PM
    ISneezeFunny
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    Want my dog as well?

    My parents are getting a little flustered by her shedding... I'm used to her shedding, but my mom... she's a neat freak. We're talking vacuuming and dusting daily.

    Oh, this is my baby.

    Attachment 10141

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  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:25 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Wow, really looks like a bahr.

    I've always wanted a relatively big dog... a husky or a breed that I can go for runs with and whatnot... but apartment laws... psh.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:26 PM
    Stringer
    Cute pets guys, listen to Ron White's version of a new pet. I love this guy, he is pretty good, VERY funny and better when he's drunk...

    Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day

    Stringer
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:27 PM
    friend4u178
    He's got scary green eyes Alty :eek:
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:30 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    He's got scary green eyes Alty :eek:

    Hey M, how are you bud? We went to see Journey to the Center... tonight. Not bad, if you overlook a few things.. entertaining..

    Stringer
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Alty
    Silly M, that's just the glare of the camera. He has big brown eyes, fits right in with me and the kids. His owner is a good friend of mine, but she should never have gotten a dog, it was an impulse buy, 3 days after getting him she found out she was pregnant with her 2nd child. They don't spend time with him, he's left outside by himself the majority of the time. Now she's pregnant again (big oops) and jokingly said to me "If you want Bear, he's yours". He's such a good dog, just needs a bit of basic training and allot of love, I do want him, but 3 big dogs, 4 bunnies, a bird and a fish, am I crazy?

    Sneezy, I'd take Lily in a heartbeat, but she'd just be a chew toy for my dogs. Poor little Lily, your mom will get used to the hair. ;)

    Stringer, I'll watch the video later, there's something wrong with the volume on my puter, I think the dogs accidentally unplugged my speakers, and I don't want to crawl on the floor to find the plug and plug it in. ;)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:34 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I don't want to crawl on the floor to find the plug and plug it in. ;)

    Will you crawl on the floor to find... wait.

    ... what..

    ... drunk.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:38 PM
    friend4u178
    Sneezy... ::shakes head::
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:38 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, I crawl for no man, never going to happen. ;)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:39 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Sneezy................ ::shakes head::

    Seems I'm not the only one who gets naughty while drinking. ;)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:39 PM
    friend4u178
    Hey stringer I'm good thanks , enjoyed the video :)

    Alty
    Take Bear , he could use a loving home by the sounds of it.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:40 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Who says you'll crawl for me? I'll be on the ground too ;)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, I'm shocked, I'm a married women, I'm... where do you want to meet, shhhh, tell no one. ;);)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:49 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Tee hee.

    Meet me in the torture chamber (it's where starduck hides... )
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Hey stringer I'm good thanks , enjoyed the video :)

    Alty
    Take Bear , he could use a loving home by the sounds of it.

    There's one problem in taking Bear. Where I live you are only allowed to own 2 dogs. You can apply for a special license to get a third, but all the neighbours have to agree and it would take months to get it. Now, I do have a way around the red tape. Keep Bear in my friends name, registered under her, but he lives with us. Sounds good, will I get caught? It's worth the risk.

    When she dropped him off on Thursday she brought a muzzle, she claims that he barks non stop. Since he's been here, he hasn't barked once, why, because he's actually getting attention and love, and he has two other dogs to play with. He's a really sweet hearted and a good dog, just needs some attention, and that's my specialty. :)

    I'm going to do my best, he deserves better than what he's been getting.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:51 PM
    Stringer
    You guys keep your "play date." I'm very tired (not that any of us were invited-ha), busy but nice day... eyes closing... tomorrow... night all.

    Stringer
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:52 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    tee hee.

    meet me in the torture chamber (it's where starduck hides...)


    The torture chamber? Oh, so many comments I could make, so many things I could say, they're on the tip of my tongue. Be good Alty, no Alty, show some self restraint. Dang, it's not easy. :(


    Starduck is hiding there. Boys, grab the net, roast duck tonight! :)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    You guys keep you "play date." I'm very tired, busy but nice day...eyes closing.....tomorrow...night all.

    Stringer

    Goodnight my Knight in shining armor, we shall meet again tomorrow, under the willow tree, the one with our names carved in it. I will wear a white flowing dress and no shoes, barefoot and... wait, no, not that! :);)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 09:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Gnite my friend.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 10:17 PM
    friend4u178
    I just heard something pretty funny on the Radio.

    The Pope is visiting Australia this week for World Youth Day , so someone has come up with a T-shirt that says " I was touched by the Pope Downunder" lol :)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 10:19 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oh... dear... god...

    That's pretty clever. I like it.

    The Dalai Lama is actually an honorary professor at my university... and visited us a few months ago to speak.

    We all wore this shirt:

    http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/imag...dalai_lama.jpg
  • Jul 13, 2008, 10:21 PM
    Alty
    Oh, no, M, did they not realize what they were saying? Love it! :)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 10:32 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well lady and gent...

    I'm heading out. Tomorrow's another day.

    Gnite.

    Sneezy ::ah chee:: out.
  • Jul 13, 2008, 10:39 PM
    friend4u178
    Night sneezy
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:28 PM
    starbuck8
    What the heck has gone on here! I was peacefully napping in the dungeon, and all of a sudden, there were Alty and Sneezy on a date! Eeeekkkk!

    Then I heard something about the pope going down under?

    You crazy kids!
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:32 PM
    Alty
    Hey Starduck, Sneezy and I were looking for you, we're in the mood for roast duck, you game? ;)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:38 PM
    friend4u178
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  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:38 PM
    starbuck8
    NO... I'm not a game bird!. I'm very tame!
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:39 PM
    Alty
    ROFLMAO, that's great M. :)

    So ducky, are you running, tail feather tucked between your legs. Come out, come out, wherever you are. I won't hurt you, I'll make it quick and painless. :)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:39 PM
    starbuck8
    NA NA NA NA NA... I've got the recipe!!
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:41 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    NO....I'm not a game bird!!........I'm very tame!!

    I don't like birds that taste gamey, so you're perfect for cooking. Oooh, I have potatoes, I make great fried potatoes, and corn, and peas, and looky here, nice home baked bread rolls, and butter to melt on them, what else do I need? Asparugus with hollandaise sauce, and some rice, or spaetzle with gravy. Catch that duck, I'm drooling! :)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:42 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    NA NA NA NA NA....I've got the recipe!!!!!!

    I don't need no stinking recipe, it's all in my head. Where did it go, where is it, wait, I can't find it. Hellooooooooo! Okay, there's an echo, I'll have to search, I know it's in here somewhere. :)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:43 PM
    starbuck8
    YouTube - Disco Duck

    YouTube - Disco Duck (Diff song)

    I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear you, and I'm going to dance!
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:47 PM
    Alty
    Disco, disco duck. Disco, disco Duck, don't be a cluck, want to... wait, I don't remember all the words, was going to a bad place, duck, cluck, so many words that rhyme, none that I can say here. Bad Starduck, you made Alty go to the dark place. :(;)
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:52 PM
    starbuck8
    You don't have to tell me about Dark Places... I just remembered and pasted the song Disco Duck, and Shake your Booty!
  • Jul 13, 2008, 11:52 PM
    Alty
    Shake, shake, shake, shake your booty. We really are old Starby. :(

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