Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's Pub, Come one, Come all.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Starby, not nice. You better clean up I'm coming over. Get out the lawn chairs and the margaritas you're about to get company. 5 degrees warmer, not fair.

Stinger, I think I might have to replace the tree, I just hope that I can get it done while she's at school. She's only 5 but she's got a memory like an elephant, she remembers things that happened when she was 1. She's the kind of kid you don't make promises to unless you intend to keep them, because she will remember every word you said. She's also got a photographic memory. I don't know were she got this from, it's not inherited, maybe it skips a generation. Hmmmm.

Funny...

Well... put it this way... It's DOGGIE CRACK! It is made in High River I think, and dogs go insane for it. It comes in big 5lb chubs. Beef, chicken, seafood, lamb/rice are the different kinds. I bought Nik a marrow bone and started stuffing it with that stuff. Now that's all she wants! She mopes around and gives me dirty looks if I don't give it to her! Packs on the lbs though, and I don't know how to break her of it.

Oh no, Niki needs rehab. That's sad. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oh no, Niki needs rehab. That's sad. ;)

LMAO! Poor Nik. She seriously gets right pissed off if she doesn't get any!

Momma bad!

No, momma not bad, dog treat manufacturers bad. Poor Nik, rehab time! ;)

My dogs love eggs, but the gasses that accompany eggs are just not good. I'm talking, wallpaper peeling of the walls. Ew!

Oh I know! Niki loves loves loves cheese too! But that does the same thing to her. Phewww!

In fact she'll eat just about anything! She loves Cheerio's!

Got to love doggie babies and their stinky butts. Hee, hee. :)

Got to run now, play with the kids, pick up the poo, oh joy, please can I?

I'll talk to you all later. Take care, be good, drink coffee, or beer. I'll be back.

Alty out. For now.

Have fun with the kiddies. I better stick to coffee, and lay off the beer till the party starts, lol. Catch you later on! Have fun with that poop eh? :D

I shouldn't make fun... I should be out doing the same!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Gotta love doggie babies and their stinky butts. Hee, hee. :)

Gotta run now, play with the kids, pick up the poo, oh joy, please can I?

I'll talk to you all later. Take care, be good, drink coffee, or beer. I'll be back.

Alty out. For now.

Betcha can't do it Alty... you will check to see and respond... Cans we all say we are addicted? Can we be honest with ourselves.. haha

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Have fun with the kiddies. I better stick to coffee, and lay off the beer till the party starts, lol. Catch ya later on! Have fun with that poop eh? :D

I shouldn't make fun...I should be out doing the same!

Good reason not to have one of those lovable things...

Not really, wife is allergic...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Betcha can't do it Alty......you will check to see and respond.......Cans we all say we are addicted? Can we be honest with ourselves...................? haha

Addicted?. to what? No... Not me! I promise I have never eaten Niki's treats... really, no really! Ok, well maybe a few... LOL! And those cigarettes are just a... hobby... yeah, a hobby! ;)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Addicted??...to what? No... Not me! I promise I have never eaten Niki's treats...really, no really! Ok, well maybe a few...LOL!! And those cigarettes are just a...hobby...yeah, a hobby! ;)

Hahahaha... "Me thinks thou protest too much....."

I'm so glad right now that I have cats, and not dogs, and that they turn their noses up at people food.

Yeah, my dog is starting to look like she ATE a cat, lol I don't normally feed her too much people food, but she sure loves those treats!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

hahahaha...."Me thinks thou protest too much....."

Protest you say? I'm da queen of da nile! ;)

Well folks... I'm off to buy party supplies, haha. Have a good wkd you! :D

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Protest you say?! I'm da queen of da nile! ;)

Well folks...I'm off to buy party supplies, haha. Have a good wkd ya'll!! :D

Aaaaaaaaaah... K... gotcha...

Weekend... Oh yeah, too cold and rainy to do much else than read, watch TV, read, and OH YEAH... wife is finally back...

Stringer

Ah, Stinger, you're wife is back, good for you. What did she buy, did you get anything?

Yup, I'm addicted to this site, I really can't believe how addicted I am. I've met so many wonderful people, present company included, and I never thought that would happen on an internet site. Nope, I was really suspicious at first, you hear so many bad things about meeting people on the internet. But I know that you are all genuine caring people, I've seen it time and time again, I'm glad to be a part of this little family. Aw, that was a bit sappy wasn't it. Alty bad.

I'm back for a few minutes, anyone here, or am I all alone? :(

Hellooooooo everyone!

Ah, what horrible atl weather awaits me... so glummy. Nevertheless, mmm... anyone have anything interesting happen to them today?

I'm heading out to the gym and then out to a poker game with a few of my buddies... which always ends up with us just getting pretty hammered... so I'm assuming that I'll be losing my pants there in more ways than one. God I hope there're women there.

I've had my arse sitting here in my chair since 10:30 this morning studying for my next exam.

Dam burns, why do people have to get burned anyway? Ugggghhhhhh

Can you tell I'm frustrated?

Have fun at your poker game Sneeze. Keep your pants on, or I'll tell HC on you! LOL! ;)

Drop in at the "Dancing with my dog" party when you get home! I'll try and follow Alty's instructions to see if I can put the thread on here. Or maybe Alty could?. maybe if I talk real nice? ;)

Don't get frustrated 'J-9'... take a break for awhile! We need all of your good advice here! 20 days and counting right?! :)

Hey all, taking a break for a few.

Starby, time to clear you mail box, I couldn't reply because your mail box is full. Get on it girl. ;)

J- take a break sweetie, otherwise you'll stress yourself out and won't be fit to take the exam. Can I get you anything, a cooler, a beer, your wish is my command dear.

Sneezy - Keep your pants on buddy, just don't loose and you'll be fine. Learn to bluff. ;)

I just cleaned out my mailbox... oops! I didn't realise there were so many messages in there. Holy cow man, lol.

Yup, I clean mine out weekly, I must be popular, gosh. /blushes.

How are you Starby, did you get the supplies for the party?

Sneezy's playing pool, I guess he isn't coming tonight.

J-9 is studying, so I guess she isn't coming.

HC- doesn't have internet access at home, count her out.

Synn - Are you coming, please save Starby and me, please.

Stringer's wife is home, he has better things to do.

I don't know about the rest, they haven't checked in. Looks like it's me and Starby, Clough and Jrebel. Should be fun, I'll be there. I'm bringing beer!

Got to go again. Time to make supper. Back later all, take care.

Bars stocked... foods ready... got my records ;) I think we're good to go!

I'm going to take a nap first... the allniters can be tough, LOL!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't know about the rest, they haven't checked in. Looks like it's me and Starby, Clough and Jrebel. Should be fun, I'll be there. I'm bringing beer!

Wondergirl? What about Wondergirl? I clean your bathrooms and you forget about me?? I could clean someone else's bathrooms, you know. I just don't get no respect around here.

Where's the Lysol? I need to keep busy so my emotions don't overwhelm me.

Am I coming where?

I so can't keep up with you! They make me WORK!

To my "dancing with our pets" Party! It started as a joke really... but it took off I guess, lol. I'll try not to be computer illiterate and try and put the thread up on here. :)

Um... My pets are cats.

They don't do the dancing thing.

Well if I can wrap my little blonde head around this, and figure out how to put the thread on here to show you ;)... there were cats dancing there lastnite, and I didn't even know it, LOL

Alty's bringing her bunnies and there is going to be a bunny hop I hear. The dance floor has a catwalk. We could also play some songs from "CATS". We could play... "What's up Pusscat"?.

Your kitty's will have a blast!

Um... my kitties kind of hate people.

Really.

Can't I come and leave them home? And maybe just bring my friend Nos? People call him an animal all the time!

HAHA! All animals welcome! We don't discriminate here, lol. I still can't figure out how to post the thread. Duh! Alty will help me :) I know it's not hard to do. I can still chew gum and walk at the same time though... does that get me off the hook?. haha ;)

I really need to nap before the party though. If I'm late... the door is open! You start without me. Pull up a chair and help yourselves to drinks and munchies k?

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Wondergirl?? What about Wondergirl? I clean your bathrooms and you forget about me??? I could clean someone else's bathrooms, you know. I just don't get no respect around here.

Where's the Lysol? I need to keep busy so my emotions don't overwhelm me.

Of course you're invited, goes without saying. Do you have any pets, if not you can dance with one of my bunnies.

Okay, Starby, here's the link;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mental...og-199850.html

Remember, right click on the title of the thread and left click on "copy shortcut" then go to were you want to post, right click and "paste" then you've added the link. You can do it, I have faith.

Check out Svetlana's comment on this thread, very telling I think.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/member...t%2Bguy93.html

Not at all surprising.

I'm confused, Alty

I'm confuzzled too. That's not a thread but a profile instead.

Oops, sorry, my bad, hit the wrong shortcut. It's not important. Maybe I shouldn't be the one to teach Starby how to post a shortcut to a thread, obviously I'm not that good at it either. ;)

How are you two? Good I hope. J- still studying? Synn- how are you?

I've got to go, the kids are outside playing and I'm going to go join them. They are going to be exhausted tonight, they've been outside all day, only food breaks and bathroom breaks, their cheeks are rosy and they're filthy dirty. Ah, to be a kid again.

Talk to you all later.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't know about the rest, they haven't checked in. Looks like it's me and Starby, Clough and Jrebel. Should be fun, I'll be there. I'm bringing beer!

If these guys will be there, SO WILL I! :D

Yup, they will be, at least that's the plan. Are you going to bring your bunny too? We'll do the bunny hop and have some fun. Now we just have to wake up Starby, it's her party after all.

Starby, you up? Time to party!