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  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:34 AM
    J_9
    Already read it Synn. It's something we'll have to talk on the phone about. There is A LOT about it. Apparently right now you have what is termed secondary infertility.

    Did you know that we have been preaching that sperm lives inside the vagina for up to 7 days? Not so, only 48 - 72 hours.

    We only have a 25% chance of getting pregnant each month. Once ACTUAL ovulation occurs you only have a true window of opportunity of up to 2 hours to be able to conceive!! :eek:

    It's amazing ANY of us EVER get pregnant.

    The term secondary infertility actually means that you have been pregnant once, but are having trouble the second time around. NOT that you are infertile at all, just having a hard time getting pregnant.

    Sorry, didn't mean to scare you dear.

    PAGE 150, lol
  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:39 AM
    alkalineangel
    Found this very humorous... If we keep things up, we will all die too early... LOL.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...l/untitled.jpg
  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:41 AM
    alkalineangel
    Actually you can read it better like this... sorry... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...l/untitled.jpg
  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:44 AM
    Synnen
    J--I love you. I might be calling you tonight to get the low-down!
  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:50 AM
    J_9
    Ohhhhh, I can use my new cell phone to help my little sis. Giggle
  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:55 AM
    alkalineangel
    Synnen, if I could help you, I would. I just adore you, girl.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 11:57 AM
    J_9
    Al, I want to read the funny article, but it's just soooooooo small
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:07 PM
    Synnen
    Al--dammit, I can never rate you. I need to give out more greenies, or something.

    Great posts in that divorce thread. Kudos!
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:11 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Uggggggg, going nuts!!! I need to find some EASY instructions on french braiding!!!

    Looked for it just for fun! Guess what...

    I'm listening to step nine right now..

    How to French Braid Hair | eHow.com

    Where was this when my daughter was school-age.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_3_44.gif I was born too early!
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:19 PM
    alkalineangel
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    Al--dammit, I can never rate you. I need to give out more greenies, or something.

    Great posts in that divorce thread. Kudos!

    Thanks, we think a lot alike.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Al, I wanna read the funny article, but it's just soooooooo small

    Im sorry, Ill figure something out... give me a minute...
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:20 PM
    curlybenswife
    You rock chery my sweet you really do :D
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:27 PM
    alkalineangel
    There you are!
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:29 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I love happy families.....
    I love kids......
    I love Kid Rock and John Mayer is now on the list of people to dream about.....Not for the looks, for the music ladies, get your head outta the gutter.

    This 56 year old dreams Michael Bolton (before he turned classic and cut his hair) Am listening to Hot Love and Can I Touch You this evening...

    Tomorrow it's Aerosmith!

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_17.gif Music just takes me to better places...
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:31 PM
    startover22
    Music takes me to better places. I was just talking to my friend about how deep it can really go. I am all about it right now. That is where I am finding my soul... it really help to take a step back and listen. Hugs sweet, I will be going to some white lion next... Did I just say that out loud?

    56?? NICE very NICE... never would have known
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:33 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    there you are!

    What me al??

    Chery careful with who you mix with in this garden they will lead you astray and start is one of the biggest culprets giggle
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:33 PM
    alkalineangel
    Here you go J - All typed out...

    -- Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!

    Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center.

    The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly blamed for heart attacks.

    "Then we questioned them about lifestyle habits, and almost all of these low-risk patients told us they worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from the parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than 12 hours after having a major confrontation with one of these oafs.

    "One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them. A man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid -- for her computer monitor.

    "You can cut back on smoking or improve your diet," Dr. Andersson says, "but most people have very poor coping skills when it comes to stupidity -- they feel there's nothing they can do about it, so they just internalize their frustration until they finally explode."

    Stupid co-workers can also double or triple someone's work load, she explains. "Many of our subjects feel sorry for the drooling idiots they work with, so they try to cover for them by fixing their mistakes. One poor woman spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them all in the 'recycle bin' of her computer and then emptied it -- she thought it meant the records would be recycled and used again."
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:34 PM
    startover22
    Why, are you judging me because of my music (tears streaming down Starts face) goll...
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:34 PM
    alkalineangel
    Yes, I posted earlier that it feels like ages since we last talked... and asked if you found a secret nook in the garden we don't know about... :)
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:36 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    why, are you judging me because of my music (tears streaming down Starts face) goll.....

    LOL not judging you just saying you leed us astray all the time the rest of us are so innocent giggle I'm not sure chery will believe me anyway so don't worry ;)

    Al I'm around just got the cack in my bonnet and all that stuff lol how you doing hunny??
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:36 PM
    startover22
    Al, that was funny, thanks...
    I am glad I am not in the work force just yet...
    Ahhhh, now I get it
    CHERY IF YOU CAN READ TIS TURN BACK NOW WHILE YOU HAVE A CHANCE!! GO BABY GO...
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:39 PM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle chery is a very special lady she is wonderful in so many ways and its so great to have her here again :D
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:40 PM
    startover22
    Well, we will have to see how it all turns out... with you girls ( I mean ladies) mouths...
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:40 PM
    alkalineangel
    Oh yes, I learned all I know from Start... I was so angelic when I came here... whew things have changed :D

    CBW - we're dandy, looking forward to the scan tomorrow morning. I figured you were about, just hadn't seen you much. :)
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:42 PM
    curlybenswife
    Oh you know I'm always around lol kind of on a bit of a project lol is that your 20 week scan tomorrow??
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:43 PM
    startover22
    Whatever, CBW and AL you are both nuts...
    I do hope the scan goes well though
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:49 PM
    Synnen
    I'm still sweet and innocent.

    I have no idea what you guys are talking about with all this corruption
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:50 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    I'm still sweet and innocent.

    I have no idea what you guys are talking about with all this corruption

    Hahahahaha yeah right says her with the name that says it all :D
  • Aug 14, 2007, 12:58 PM
    alkalineangel
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    hahahahaha yeah right says her with the name that says it all :D

    Giggle...

    Yes 20 week scan, although I'm nearly 21 weeks now... lol. Im very excited.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:05 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe excellent you better get some good pics I've got a few weeks to wait till mine but the little munchkin is a dam fidget that's for sure :D
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:07 PM
    startover22
    Aw crap I forgot what I was going to say. So freakin stupid...
    I will tell you later.
    On another note. My back yard is not cleaned and I haven't mopped the floor nor have I finished my chores... too busy readign. Sheesh. I am on a roll.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:10 PM
    alkalineangel
    Mine too cbw, mine too.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:17 PM
    startover22
    You girls know how lucky you are to have that feeling? I know you do, I know you do. So happy for you guys.
    Aww, dang, I miss being pregnant... that's it Maxy is going back in... LOL J/K
    Eeewwww, Start that is grosss.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:24 PM
    alkalineangel
    I hate people.

    No one here of course... but all the "others"
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:25 PM
    startover22
    No you don't, you are carrying one.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:25 PM
    Emland
    Don't miss being pregnant at all, but had pre-eclampsia (sp?) and gestational diabetes.

    When do your kids go back to school? Mine go back on Sept 4.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:26 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    What me al????

    Chery carefull with who you mix with in this garden they will lead you astray and start is one of the biggest culprets giggle

    Thanks for the warning CBW - I'm ready for a new adventure. I've already been everywhere else in life and am not ready to quit yet.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_1_217.gifSchool of Hard Knocks, working on my PHD.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:32 PM
    curlybenswife
    Heck it's a new adventure here most days these guys are an amazing bunch of girls and of course rick, ben and nos appear occasionally lol.
    How are you feeling hunny?
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:34 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    here you go J - All typed out....

    -- Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!

    Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center.

    The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly blamed for heart attacks.

    "Then we questioned them about lifestyle habits, and almost all of these low-risk patients told us they worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from the parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than 12 hours after having a major confrontation with one of these oafs.

    "One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them. A man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid -- for her computer monitor.

    "You can cut back on smoking or improve your diet," Dr. Andersson says, "but most people have very poor coping skills when it comes to stupidity -- they feel there's nothing they can do about it, so they just internalize their frustration until they finally explode."

    Stupid co-workers can also double or triple someone's work load, she explains. "Many of our subjects feel sorry for the drooling idiots they work with, so they try to cover for them by fixing their mistakes. One poor woman spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them all in the 'recycle bin' of her computer and then emptied it -- she thought it meant the records would be recycled and used again."

    Al, you still knock my socks off. I have cramps from laughter now and love every twitch.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_3_36.gif Found your picture on Smiley Central.
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:39 PM
    Nosnosna
    Whee!
  • Aug 14, 2007, 01:40 PM
    alkalineangel
    LOL! Thanks... you're a doll.

    Who let the Nos out??

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