Aloha. Any one here?. hmm..

I'm feeling like a very hungry animal. I don't know why. I ate well. I just feel like driving up to McDonald's ordering a Big Mac, McFlurry [smarties], large coke, large fries, apple pies.. yes apple pies with an "s"... Then to taco bell and ordering 5 hard tacos, those cinnamon thingies, fries supreme, nacho and cheese platter thing. Then go to Wendy's and have that baconator. Then off to 7-11 and grab a big frozen drink thingy-- Slurpee!

Mmm

I feel the HUNGER.

goes to fridge. grabs homemade fruit shake. not content.

Sarah

Hey muddy mud mud, what's the happy haps,. apart from you being really hungry :D

Ever go up to the drive through and ask for a McTesticle Sandwich. It is funny. You should try it some time.

Or go up and ask for a Whopper.

Just filled up on doritos and Coke.

How are you LSS?

I'm good BBJ :)

For a second there I thought you asked me if I was on LSD haha!

Hi to you too Bear!

Jeeze don't listen to other vegetarians or vegans out there-- they are lying out of there you-know-where when they tell you they do not crave meat or "regular food". Lies. It's been years and years and once in a while I feel like a savage beast.

BBJ next time I go to McDonalds-- uhh.. whenever that is I will order the McTesticle Sandwich- perhaps even record it and post it on here ;)


Sarah

Our state fair is having a "duck bingo" of sorts. Just like cow patty bingo, but on a smaller scale. The first poop deposit on a marked and bet square wins the prize.

Cow patty bingo is played on a much larger scale.

K.I.S.S.

I love that. Duck bingo!! :D hehe!

Where do you live!

Oops not an internet stalker...

Sarah

Duck drop

http://www.delawarestatefair.com/media/09_Duck_Drop.pdf

We also build machines to shoot pumpkins

World Championship PunkinChunkin

Things I did at Myrtle Beach today:

1.)Got wolf whistled at.

2.)Frolicked in the water!

3.)Totally spun out some people at go-karts... a little SHAKE AND BAKE

4.)Got asked by an employee who looks like Jack Black to take off my bathing suit top (which in a work out tank thing)

5.)Was the most modestly-clad person there
6.)No sunburn thanks to SPF 85.

HUZZAH! All in all, a pretty fantabulous day... although I'm freaking exhausted. My word, looking hot in hot weather has never been so tiring...

Flapping fuggle sticks!!

I've been there --- to punkin chunkin!!

EDIT:: nvm wasn't at THAT location...


Sarah

Now that I'm thinking...


Delaware's Pumpkin Chunkin was the one on the discovery channel-- I remember seeing that- you guys have the whole BIG competitions!! I want to go there!! I went to a small one in Georgia-- wasn't that big of a competition but this one seems AWESOME.

I want to go to Delaware :)


Sarah

I've also wanted to see Midget Tossing.

Oh wait.

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I've also wanted to see Midget Tossing.

Oh wait.

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It's funny that you say that. The city I live in, it's against the law and you can get fined up to $5000 and go to jail- it's called "Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003".

All because they were tossing a Dwarf in a strip club...

My town is great!

Haha

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j...end/Midget.jpg

Sarah

Ha Ha.

Well Goodnight... I am going to toss myself into bed...

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

It's funny that you say that. The city I live in, it's against the law and you can get fined up to $5000 and go to jail- it's called "Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003".

All because they were tossing a Dwarf in a strip club....

My town is great!

Haha

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j...end/Midget.jpg

Sarah

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The people in your city obviously don't recognize a good time when they see it. I'm sure they'd like it, if they just gave it a try...

And really, the expressions on those little guys' faces bring sweet tears of joy to my eyes... oh crap I'm getting all weepy.

Night Jesushelper!


P.S. Torrid it's illegal in the USA ;)


Sarah

I know; that's why me and my pals do it at night, and in TALL grass! Not much to do here but toss midgets 'round. XD


I hope you have as much fun tossing yourself into bed as I do chunkin' little people, JesusHelper!


I do believe someone is going to shoot me in the face someday...

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I do believe someone is going to shoot me in the face someday...

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You better be talking about semen...

Haha

Ew.

::just slips right out of here... ::

-ew that could be said gross too


Sarah

Yipes! Dwarf tossing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So far I've avoided all salty semen missles in my eyes... and I haven't even worn goggles!

*pats self on back*

Stupid Sex Laws